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Jul 26th 2012 at 7:26:52 AM

The white and platinum invincible version of your robot simply kills you for not bringing him out to begin with, then deactivates without you to command him.

I destroy the Earth's power grid, setting the human race into a dark age where resources are more scacre than ever, then elect myself king of the largest tribe.

edited 26th Jul '12 7:27:15 AM by TailsDoll

"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 26th 2012 at 7:45:19 AM

You are overthrown immediately.

I siphon gas from my neighbor's car.

Bisected8 Sometimes it be that way from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Sometimes it be that way
Jul 27th 2012 at 7:31:35 PM

I make fun of the bad breath and teeth this ends up giving you.

I burn down dwarven houses with laser eye beams (which I don't have).

Further edits will be done in post production.
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis
Does What You Don't
Jul 27th 2012 at 7:50:55 PM

I reflect your lasers back at you.

I am.about to steal the mooooooon!

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 27th 2012 at 7:59:59 PM

You can't fit in into your lair.

I put up fake domains site for Sonic Adventure 3!

Jul 27th 2012 at 8:47:23 PM

Nobody visits it, and Sega sues your ass for a ton of money you don't have when they see you using names, properties, and likenesses that they would legally own the rights to without their written permission.

I try and take candy from a baby. I succeed, and the baby cries because it doesn't have any candy and because I scared it by jumping out of nowhere and yelling really loudly. I fail, and the baby gets fat and develops Type 2 diabetes.

edited 27th Jul '12 8:56:08 PM by SeanMurrayI

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PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 27th 2012 at 9:01:06 PM

You fail, and her mother sues you for giving her child diabetes instead of taking responsibility for not watching her kid.

I go to into the "12 items or less" lane... WITH 13 ITEMS.

edited 27th Jul '12 9:01:15 PM by PhysicalStamina

Rockonman Stranger Things have happened... from Cloudy City, WA
Stranger Things have happened...
Jul 27th 2012 at 9:32:34 PM

The person behind you rages, breaking that jar of jam you really wanted, so now you're back down to 12 items.

I plan to take down Tv Tropes, due to Tv Tropes Will Ruin Your Life

To the other side.
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 27th 2012 at 9:42:03 PM

The next day, you find that a backup copy of TV Tropes is online.

I travel back in time and convince Sonic Team to make Big the Cat the main character.

Jul 27th 2012 at 10:44:22 PM

I thought you liked Sonic. Wouldn't doing that only hurt yourself? What needs foiling when you're already hurting yourself without my help or intervention?

I convince Clint Eastwood to sing again.

[down]That foils any of my plans how?

edited 27th Jul '12 11:11:58 PM by SeanMurrayI

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PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 27th 2012 at 10:57:23 PM

The resulting backlash cause people to boycott albums altogether, destroying the record industry.

I steal money from a bank, counterfeit, deposit the counterfeit money in the bank, and keep the real thing for myself.

Jul 27th 2012 at 11:20:41 PM

I vandalize your printing press and counterfeiting equipment, and all you have left to counterfeit the cash is manilla construction paper and a box of crayons. The police catch you before you finish drawing your first $1,000 in $20's.

I am going to wiretap the phones inside the DNC national headquarters at the Watergate Hotel so that I can be President.

edited 27th Jul '12 11:25:01 PM by SeanMurrayI

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KatanaCat Hoarder of Socks from the Land of Sheep and Saltbush Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hoarder of Socks
Jul 28th 2012 at 2:11:42 AM

Hard to do that if there suddenly are no phones...

I shall destroy all creativity and imagination that is not my own, thus leaving myself the only person capable of having ideas!

This signature is uncreative.
Matues Impossible Politics Scold from eye on the horizon Relationship Status: Every rose has its thorn
Impossible Politics Scold
Jul 28th 2012 at 3:52:34 AM

My robotic army needs not imagination to destroy you.

MY robots will defeat ALL! THE! ARMIES! OF! THE! WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jul 28th 2012 at 8:51:13 AM

Your robots can't defeat salt water, and when you try shipping them across the continents, your boats (which are also robots) malfunction and sink after several hours, taking down your entire military with them.

I tilt Earth's axis so that winter is permanent, forcing all of mankind to either work in my cities as slaves or perish in Earth's cold wastelands.

"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
Matues Impossible Politics Scold from eye on the horizon Relationship Status: Every rose has its thorn
Impossible Politics Scold
Jul 28th 2012 at 9:08:42 AM

I unleash greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere, accelerating global warming and raising the frigid temperatures.

Now, my weather controlling satellites have plenty of hurricanes to play with. SERVE ME OR BE FLOODED!

Olivetree A bit soft from The Grave Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
A bit soft
Jul 28th 2012 at 4:01:47 PM

I call upon the power of physics, and wait patiently for the EMP to strike your satellites. If that fails, say hello to all the space junk.

I plan to rob the Swiss bank, using Ninjas supplemented by Robots and then Conquering Switzerland. After that, I will plunge the world into economic trouble by enforcing the debts owed by countries to Switzerland!

edited 28th Jul '12 4:01:57 PM by Olivetree

KatanaCat Hoarder of Socks from the Land of Sheep and Saltbush Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Hoarder of Socks
Jul 28th 2012 at 6:12:08 PM

Unfortunately, the ninjas are teenage ninjas and have just entered the tripping-over-shadows stage of life. This makes their job difficult... the robots would make it work anyway, but I DESTROYED YOUR ROBOTS! tongue

I shall force everyone to use a dial-up connection, by creating an immensely awesome yet simple website that can only be seen by those with dial-up!

This signature is uncreative.
XiphosOrochi666 True King Of Yggdrasil from Dark Reflection-Glitch River
True King Of Yggdrasil
Jul 31st 2012 at 2:44:34 PM

No-one gives a crap about the dialup due to the site being illegaly copied onto Tv Tropes.

Force all of humanity to become bronies,those who reject it are erased out of existance and converted into the Tv Tropes hive minds where they will still become bronies-and no they cannot commit suicide,it is outlawed.

Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
Jul 31st 2012 at 3:04:32 PM

Discord and the Llama Liberation Front save the day from the evil bronies.

I turn all food on Earth into unhealthy fast food and start a new era of mass-media and commercialism, forcing humanity to become my fat worshipers.

"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
Bisected8 Sometimes it be that way from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Sometimes it be that way
Jul 31st 2012 at 4:30:23 PM

I popularise your flesh as part of a fad diet. You're devoured by your first few worshippers before you can take your plan further.

I buy stocks in a gas company and make every thermostat in the world read 5 degrees lower than it should, thus increasing my profits.

Further edits will be done in post production.
eldritchseer fine dwarven crafts from Cocytus
fine dwarven crafts
Aug 24th 2012 at 10:58:29 PM

You are found out by me, and I will black mail the living hell out of you.

My plans are to find Doc Scratch and assist the the summoning of Lord English

Rivux same old me from Kamen Rider Chronicle Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
same old me
Aug 24th 2012 at 11:26:16 PM

I will prevent you from ever finding Doc Scratch by keeping you in a dark patch of his knowledge.

I shall plot to steal the school's entire supply of animal crackers!

I'm the two sided handkerchief that wipes away this city's tears.
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from The Other Rainforest
Definitely not a weirdo
Aug 24th 2012 at 11:47:05 PM

I add a third eye to every single cracker, so that they are now alien crackers rather than animal crackers. That way there are no animal crackers to steal.

I place a number of banana peels at the top of the world's largest staircase.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
starwavegal My brother is a alien! from Candyland
My brother is a alien!
Aug 27th 2012 at 6:34:20 PM

Burn the peels

   I create a show that will brainwash anyone who watches it to obey me, then get all of the major children's/teen channels to air it!   

TOO. MUCH. CANDY. AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!-

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