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The white and platinum invincible version of your robot simply kills you for not bringing him out to begin with, then deactivates without you to command him.
I destroy the Earth's power grid, setting the human race into a dark age where resources are more scacre than ever, then elect myself king of the largest tribe.
edited 26th Jul '12 7:27:15 AM by TailsDoll
You are overthrown immediately.
I siphon gas from my neighbor's car.
I make fun of the bad breath and teeth this ends up giving you.
I burn down dwarven houses with laser eye beams (which I don't have).
I reflect your lasers back at you.
I am.about to steal the mooooooon!
You can't fit in into your lair.
I put up fake domains site for Sonic Adventure 3!
Nobody visits it, and Sega sues your ass for a ton of money you don't have when they see you using names, properties, and likenesses that they would legally own the rights to without their written permission.
I try and take candy from a baby. I succeed, and the baby cries because it doesn't have any candy and because I scared it by jumping out of nowhere and yelling really loudly. I fail, and the baby gets fat and develops Type 2 diabetes.
edited 27th Jul '12 8:56:08 PM by SeanMurrayI
You fail, and her mother sues you for giving her child diabetes instead of taking responsibility for not watching her kid.
I go to into the "12 items or less" lane... WITH 13 ITEMS.
edited 27th Jul '12 9:01:15 PM by PhysicalStamina
The person behind you rages, breaking that jar of jam you really wanted, so now you're back down to 12 items.
I plan to take down Tv Tropes, due to Tv Tropes Will Ruin Your Life
The next day, you find that a backup copy of TV Tropes is online.
I travel back in time and convince Sonic Team to make Big the Cat the main character.
I thought you liked Sonic. Wouldn't doing that only hurt yourself? What needs foiling when you're already hurting yourself without my help or intervention?
I convince Clint Eastwood to sing again.
That foils any of my plans how?
edited 27th Jul '12 11:11:58 PM by SeanMurrayI
The resulting backlash cause people to boycott albums altogether, destroying the record industry.
I steal money from a bank, counterfeit, deposit the counterfeit money in the bank, and keep the real thing for myself.
I vandalize your printing press and counterfeiting equipment, and all you have left to counterfeit the cash is manilla construction paper and a box of crayons. The police catch you before you finish drawing your first $1,000 in $20's.
I am going to wiretap the phones inside the DNC national headquarters at the Watergate Hotel so that I can be President.
edited 27th Jul '12 11:25:01 PM by SeanMurrayI
Hard to do that if there suddenly are no phones...
I shall destroy all creativity and imagination that is not my own, thus leaving myself the only person capable of having ideas!
My robotic army needs not imagination to destroy you.
MY robots will defeat ALL! THE! ARMIES! OF! THE! WORLD! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your robots can't defeat salt water, and when you try shipping them across the continents, your boats (which are also robots) malfunction and sink after several hours, taking down your entire military with them.
I tilt Earth's axis so that winter is permanent, forcing all of mankind to either work in my cities as slaves or perish in Earth's cold wastelands.
I unleash greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere, accelerating global warming and raising the frigid temperatures.
Now, my weather controlling satellites have plenty of hurricanes to play with. SERVE ME OR BE FLOODED!
I call upon the power of physics, and wait patiently for the EMP to strike your satellites. If that fails, say hello to all the space junk.
I plan to rob the Swiss bank, using Ninjas supplemented by Robots and then Conquering Switzerland. After that, I will plunge the world into economic trouble by enforcing the debts owed by countries to Switzerland!
edited 28th Jul '12 4:01:57 PM by Olivetree
Unfortunately, the ninjas are teenage ninjas and have just entered the tripping-over-shadows stage of life. This makes their job difficult... the robots would make it work anyway, but I DESTROYED YOUR ROBOTS!
I shall force everyone to use a dial-up connection, by creating an immensely awesome yet simple website that can only be seen by those with dial-up!
No-one gives a crap about the dialup due to the site being illegaly copied onto Tv Tropes.
Force all of humanity to become bronies,those who reject it are erased out of existance and converted into the Tv Tropes hive minds where they will still become bronies-and no they cannot commit suicide,it is outlawed.
Discord and the Llama Liberation Front save the day from the evil bronies.
I turn all food on Earth into unhealthy fast food and start a new era of mass-media and commercialism, forcing humanity to become my fat worshipers.
I popularise your flesh as part of a fad diet. You're devoured by your first few worshippers before you can take your plan further.
I buy stocks in a gas company and make every thermostat in the world read 5 degrees lower than it should, thus increasing my profits.
You are found out by me, and I will black mail the living hell out of you.
My plans are to find Doc Scratch and assist the the summoning of Lord English
I will prevent you from ever finding Doc Scratch by keeping you in a dark patch of his knowledge.
I shall plot to steal the school's entire supply of animal crackers!
I add a third eye to every single cracker, so that they are now alien crackers rather than animal crackers. That way there are no animal crackers to steal.
I place a number of banana peels at the top of the world's largest staircase.
Burn the peels
I create a show that will brainwash anyone who watches it to obey me, then get all of the major children's/teen channels to air it!
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