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TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley
Guess Who...?
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:35:05 PM

^x2 "It's dark, and gloomy, and there's a bunch of lights... I like it..."

^ "... Can't say that I saw this one coming..."

The next poster's avatar just fell into a septic tank.

edited 14th Jan '11 7:35:55 PM by TracerBullet

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:35:07 PM

[up][up]Well, she kept on playing that Heavy, as well as Max, Strong Bad and Tycho. She lost quite a bit trying to get the unlockable items... and her crowbar!

[up] -beep beep- WARNING! HAZARDOUS RADIATION LEVELS DETECTED!

The next troper just realized (s)he/it is naked in the middle of a crowd

edited 14th Jan '11 7:35:43 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:36:28 PM

(visibly embarrassed) "I'll get you for this, Bowser!"

Next avatar is in a refrigerator...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth
Show an affirming flame
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:36:39 PM

[up][up][up][up]Stare it down, of course.

[up]Hibernation time, I think. She's survived worse.

Next avatar is about to ninja somebody.

edited 14th Jan '11 7:37:26 PM by SabresEdge

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Bisected8 The Birkin family's goto babysitter from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Birkin family's goto babysitter
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:38:16 PM

Tao's a cat. All cats are ninjas!

The next avatar stole my brownies!

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:39:36 PM

Om nom nom

Next avatar is sleeping in a desert...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:44:14 PM

Eaten by antlions.

The next avatar is undergoing testing at Aperture Science.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:48:53 PM

Peach in Portal? COOL!

Next avatar has his/her tongue stuck to a pole...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:49:27 PM

[up][up]I told you! I! AM NOT! A BATTERY! AND DON'T CALL ME SPARKY!

[up]Ah, theh greh Meggavol, stuh to is upid pole! Aaagh!

The next avatar spilt hot coffee on their lap

edited 14th Jan '11 7:51:07 PM by Anomalocaris20

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:50:43 PM

(sues Mc Donalds) tongue

Next avatar is eating bacon...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:51:48 PM

...

Next poster is watching South Park.

edited 14th Jan '11 7:52:59 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:52:57 PM

I have never seen anything so vulgar in my life!

Next avatar is drowning...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:54:16 PM

-Is drowning because he was rendered unconscious by short-circuiting-

The next avatar is crossdressing

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:55:32 PM

(dressed as Mario) "What are you looking at?"

Next avatar is rapidly aging...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Jan 14th 2011 at 7:56:33 PM

G-Man quickly puts him back into stasis.

The next avatar just fell victim to a screamer.

edited 14th Jan '11 7:56:56 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Jan 14th 2011 at 8:00:01 PM

Help meeeeee(gurgle)

Next avatar is freezing

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Jan 14th 2011 at 8:02:43 PM

G-Man put her into stasis, thus the freezing.

The next troper is badgered by many scouts from the same team, all yelling "NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH" repeatedly.

edited 14th Jan '11 8:03:04 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Jan 14th 2011 at 8:11:39 PM

AAARGH! DISPENSERS! DISPENSERS! YOU'RE DRIVING ME MAAAAD! By the way, I'm out of dispenser parts.

Geez, that's a fate worse than death if ever I've heard one...

The next avatar was just Jarate'd by the Sniper

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
Noaqiyeum The it-thingy from the October Country Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The it-thingy
Jan 14th 2011 at 10:40:00 PM

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Oh, we don't like that...

Next avatar is dreaming and can't wake up.

edited 14th Jan '11 10:40:37 PM by Noaqiyeum

Anyone who looks dangerous is dangerous. Anyone who doesn't look dangerous is dangerous and sneaky.
AttObl ...
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Jan 15th 2011 at 10:16:05 AM

Zzzz... The nightmare... Zzzz... Engulfed me... Zzzz.....

The Next Avatar is in a Nice Boat.

Shutdown sequence initiated.
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Jan 15th 2011 at 12:43:32 PM

Ha! This is a much better way to cross the river without swimming and short-circuiting!

-Falls overboard-

The next avatar is in a haunted mansion

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
MrW from some place
Jan 15th 2011 at 12:44:25 PM

That... actually makes a lot of sense.

Next avatar is on stage with the They Might Be Giants

edited 15th Jan '11 12:45:18 PM by MrW

Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Jan 15th 2011 at 3:26:54 PM

-Grabs microphone-

Attention everyone! I am going to destroy the concert hall, and all of you with it!

-Everyone panics-

Whoa, deja vu!

What would happen if the next avatar accidentally used glue as shampoo?

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
TracerBullet Guess Who...? from A Dark and Rainy Alley
Guess Who...?
Jan 15th 2011 at 3:31:15 PM

It would probably turn out similar to that time that he let Hobbes give him a haircut...

The next avatar has just been stranded on a guard tower surrounded by zombies.

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

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