Game Master
-holds up meterstick- "Behold! The Aperture Science [NAME REDACTED] Punishment Device!
Friend: "We're not bangin' rocks together here, we know how to whack people with sticks."
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
watching down on us
Dave: This one time I saw a couple of birds together, one was on top of the other and flapping its wings and squawking like crazy
Dave: I'm pretty sure they were... you know...
Anne: What did they look like?
Dave: I don't know, they both looked the same though
Anne: YOU SAW A COUPLE OF GAY BIRDS HAVING SEX. AWESOME.
Game Master
"I'm pretty sure lions patrol the halls to enforce curfew."
TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
A chub from the Grant Corporation
“This is going to sound strange but can I borrow this can of sardines?”
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
All hail
"Let's get some mangos up in dis hizzle!"
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
"I've got all the colors of the rainbow in my hand!"
Smárling Lendrmaðsson
"Okay, my gums are bleeding. Good."
edited 13th May '11 3:01:47 PM by sirnoob
"badass" doesn't anything in after used end fail be fine.
Oh My
"...horrible pointy dickclits?"
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
"Next month I'll celebrate my fourth 15th birthday, my sixth 13th birthday, my second 16th birthday and my first 14th birthday."
संसार
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
I'm threatening bodily harm with puppy eyes :D
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Believe
She's busy - let's go back to Eldorado'ing!
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
'80s TV Action Hero
Strangest thing someone else has said to me: 'Argh! Stop stabbing me in the head!'
No, I haven't been to Tenerife.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
not a role-model
Well, a wind whipped up when I was leaving Olive Garden with my dad and sister, and I said(automatically due to a friend), "Oh nipple-y tits!"
For TODAY that is the strangest thing!
No.
Li'l Shardfinder
It's me singing to "Get-a-ling-along"...
I meant to say "Give a Little Bit. As in the Supertramp song...
(facepalm)
edited 14th May '11 7:39:54 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Away on the wind~
"THE GIANT ORANGE SNAILS ARE RAPING MY COMATOSE BODY WITH THEIR SLIMY ANTENNAE"
Made about as much sense in context, too -shrug-
There are too many toasters in my chimney!
"We no longer have a naked cat!"
trigger warning: bitch
"I'm going to shake you like a ragdoll if you don't give me lovins right now."
it's alright, I was talking to my cat. :3
bye
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Is it a ragdoll cat?
trigger warning: bitch
I wish, those things are so adorable. She's a fluffy calico.
bye
Laugh it off, everybody
"Dude that's not amoral, it's schway."
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Believe
"Their brief life shall be delicious."
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Rabbit Season
"I'm not proposing that we turn Eurovision into a snuff film".
You're an ad hominem attack!
Michal Potato
This drawer has porduced one can of spam every month for the past year. WE WILL NEVER STARVE!
Librarian. Druid, has miners as Ancestors.
All hail
"It has a Ph.D in flavor and a Master's in Classical Literature."
Said here
"Eep!" -Ducks-