You vs The Above Avatar, Who would win?

You're kidding, right? He'd totally kick my ass.

edited 2nd Feb '11 11:52:58 PM by Malph

At first, it would seem like there's no way to lose, right? It's so tiny, you could just squish it like a bug!
Not quite.
By the way, Lance isn't fighting anyone. All his Pokémon fainted.

edited 2nd Feb '11 11:56:39 PM by Slouch

It's a one-hit KO!

He looks kinda dim, I think I can punch him out.

edited 2nd Feb '11 11:58:10 PM by Scardoll

He's a huge thing of fire and literally has the world in his hands.

Yeah, I think I'm fucked.

Hey. Hey! Hey! I know what this lady can do thanks to Enter the Arena as your Avatar, and I don't like my chances.

edited 3rd Feb '11 12:03:57 AM by Slouch

The avatar.

I'll throw a rock at the birds. Then they go crunch.

Aw shit-toast...

I think I lose

Me. It's a friggin' Eskimo.

edited 3rd Feb '11 12:50:17 PM by Snicklin

Me!

I think you do not fully comprehend the power of Touhou.

Also, me. It's a loaf of bread for fucks sake.

EDIT: Fukc Fuck Fuck FUCK Ninja'd FUCK!

Yeah, Francis could kick everyones ass here if we all lined up.

You as in YOU, not avatar. I doubt you have swords for arms. HOW WOULD YOU TYPE?!

edited 3rd Feb '11 12:50:27 PM by KuroFox

Me! I've got swords for arms! Jk, the real me might win, not sure though

edited 3rd Feb '11 12:52:57 PM by Firebert

Can't be much different from a Drone. (Me}

edited 3rd Feb '11 12:51:37 PM by Snicklin

Scyther would cut me to ribbons.

A new challenger has appeared! Ninja bread! Earl uses EAT! It's super effective!

edited 3rd Feb '11 12:52:15 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I lose, hard.

Wouldn't Hit a Girl, so I get my ass kicked

edited 3rd Feb '11 12:54:58 PM by Firebert

What? I just have to fight a Pokemon? That's not so baOHSHITASCYTHER

It's fine. To be honest, though, he's the one troll out of all of them who DOESN'T troll the kids, so I guess that was just bad luck on your part. xD;

edited 3rd Feb '11 1:17:54 PM by MsieurLapin

I get trolled.

Seriously, I've only started reading Homestuck, so I really don't know

Francis. He could beat the living shit outta me...or just shoot me

Ran. A thousand times Ran.

Seriously, she's the only one who has ever caused even temporary damage to that soccer ball!

She would definitely win!

edited 3rd Feb '11 2:43:03 PM by SeveredKhan

Is that guy wearing ammo cartridges?

Yeah, I'm a goner. The only way I could win is if he is too corpulent to even move.

Now that's a VERY low chamce of me winning!