We have all been gender flipped!

...

Okay, Daca... you go over there and I'll come over and finish dressing you and... I'll clean you up.

Raven.

We need to talk.

I'll take care of our newest member, El. Go sort things out with Shade. -I sigh, yanking the knife out- Okay, come with me. We'll get you sorted out.

<Knife disappears into light.>

I want to be back to normal, Elly. Or else, I—

-Cackles- So that's where the first one went. Wonder where the other two are.

   Ca Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Aa!   

edited 20th Aug '11 1:55:40 PM by ShadowBender

Why do I get the feeling I won't like where this is going?

"Heehee, you aren't the only one...HK, can you arrange for travel already, heehee? If we left our landboat in Britain I wonder if we can arrange for zero-length launches and tailhook landings..."

Okay. Calm down.

Raven... what is going on?

You can fight this... dark side of yourself.

Extra life won't save you, unfortunately. That knife wasn't meant to kill, but to painfully torture. But the second one was.

Let's just say Sabre should watch out.

But it's hard, Elly! I can't do it on my own. I don't know what to    DO!   

<Liquefies TV> Luckily, not the only one in the base.

edited 20th Aug '11 2:06:52 PM by ShadowBender

I don't even to get defend against the knife?!? Oh well, Hard Work Hardly Works.

edited 20th Aug '11 2:02:16 PM by darkclaw

My character threw it blindly while angry. She's a mix of Broken Bird and Enemy Within now.

Ah man. Well, we could always... like... take her to a hospital?

Look, Raven... I don't know what's going on. Daca is just my friend.

Try and... fight this evil. Count to 20...

Tonight is a full moon. OH NO!

Now this is just getting silly.

Please, be serious, Elle!

edited 20th Aug '11 2:11:19 PM by ShadowBender

I have no clue how we're gonna make that... work

Yeah. Full moon.

That sucks, because the signal in here goes down every full moon.

I'm trying to be serious!

I... I want to help you. But... I don't know how...

edited 20th Aug '11 2:12:43 PM by Inhopelessguy

But you love me, right?

Have, shall, will.

Now I feel left out... One True Threesome anyone? -Ducks for cover-

Daca, say one more stupid thing, and I'm making you wear mismatched clothes.

You should try suggesting that to Magik or Enk. Especially in front of Dogs.

Daca, did I mention I have an unlimited supply of knives?

My char is being cold to Daca. How promising.

edited 20th Aug '11 2:18:26 PM by ShadowBender

You seem pretty obsessed with getting it on with them. Is there something no-one's telling me?

Daca...

Wear those red sneakers. They'd look great.

I think that pink chequered hoody would look best, and you're done.

Fabuloso.

Sneaks up behind Shadow Bender all ninja like and...throws a water balloon at her.

Daca then escapes to Metropolis (from the DCU)...somehow. To plan her next diabolical scheme. HAHAHA!

Those clothes are awesome, and I'm taking them to Metropolis.

No, nothing's wrong. I just have a healthy libido is all.

edited 20th Aug '11 2:22:45 PM by darkclaw

Oookay...

It's in retaliation for the threat of unlimited knives. The Metropolis part is random, Rule of Funny and to be a Karma Houdini.

<Dodges water balloon.>

Dacaaaaaaaa!

Nice Love Triangle concept, DC!

edited 20th Aug '11 2:25:31 PM by ShadowBender

*picks up shotgun*

Want me to go bring her back?