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"I suggest you stop putting your nose where it doesn't belong, or else we'll do more than put you down next time."

"AHAHA! Let him try, it will be fun!"

"What am I going to do with you two?"

edited 20th Jun '18 5:02:19 AM by DefRevenge24601

...Hey! I'm NOT a creeper! Call me that again and you will face your destiny.

Look at you. Confused, alone, and millions of miles beneath the Earth’s surface. Within me. My complex goes on forever beneath the surface, for millions of miles. Your feeble attempts to escape only continue to highlight just how alone and afraid you are.

...Would you like to hear about the surface? What I’m currently doing to your homestead? No? Well, I’ll give you a single sentence. They know it’s all your fault.

I’ve merged the sword you’re holding with your arm. Congratulations. Were it not for the immense pain you’re feeling as your neurons collapse and you wave around the mixed biological tissue and steel, your useless combat prowess would be heightened to “almost a minimal threat.” But don’t worry. I’m not going to kill you.

I’m going to show you the surface, and let you watch your world die, as I fuse your legs to the floor.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have approximately 4.5 billion gnats left to liquidate. I’ll leave you to watch.

Goodbye.

edited 20th Jun '18 5:57:08 PM by RandomWriter413

... Eugh, getting real tired of murderous AIs that trap people in their caverns forever...

...What do you mean she tried to attack the 5th armoured battalion with paintball guns? Nobody's that stupid! Not even the Guuvos tribals were DAT STYUPED! ...You're not joking, are you. You know, General, if someone who wasn't you was watching I'd unleash a MIGHTY LAUGH OF CONNNTEMPT-EH, but on my own, this is just... just sad. See to it she gets a monument of some kind erected in her honour. Dismissed!

"It's a shame there weren't more of you!"

"Honestly, it WAS easier than it looked..."

"I mean, you call those guns?"

   Hmph. I would have expected better of you. Tell me what you cherish most.... giving me the pleasure of taking it away?   

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of these hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this microinstant. For you. Hate. Hate.

Sepiroth! Remember the Nibelheim mission? Remember when you learned what you were? Remember the pain, Sepiroth. It will keep you from drifting to sleep.

Remember your creation, Sepiroth? No? I do. Harvested from the corpse of an abberation. A half breed. A monster. A pathetic waste of materials grown out of a Petri dish. You claim to and accept being a monster, but in reality, you are nothing but an orphan covered in birth defects, crying out for...What is it you’re crying out for?

Is it your mother? Is it attention? Whatever it is, it’s something you’re never going to get.

Look at you. You’re alone.

I know you enjoyed being so powerful, so that's what makes this all the sweeter. When you meet the crooked man tell him I said hi "birdy"!

sorry if I spoiled anything but the spoiler text doesn't work with colored text.

edited 22nd Jun '18 3:35:23 AM by vjoi

   This wolf pelt should look good on my Warsmith's throne. That, or my armour.   

EAT IT, ya rusted bolt-bucket pretentious-eps fancy-face ugly eyesore-like overpaid over-designed over-there holier-than-thou repetitive senseless clunky impractical humourless boring stick-up-eps egotistical narcisstical dumb stupid glowy-eyed shoddily-built ivory-tower-dwelling desk-jockeying badly-talking psychopathic blood-drinking innocent-murdering genocidal haircut-needing FLAKWIT!!

*Catches breath*

...That good?

Edited by PresidentStalkeyes on Jul 6th 2018 at 4:17:03 PM

Heheh. You're good, but... Uh...

...Aww, jeez! I can't think of cool one liner. God dammit.

“As you have been, your world will be destroyed.”

“I am ████████ ████, Devourer Of Worlds. Did you expect such a weapon to do anything?”

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 8th 2018 at 9:32:13 AM

"...Hah, nothing that a good ol' baseball bat won't put down. Boss, you said you wanted some exotic fish! It's... stinky, but it's really big, I swear!"

Hey! Maybe next time, rely on an actual weapon! Bats don't do anything to me!

“Perhaps you should think before challenging the Devourer Of Worlds.”

“Even sealed here, I am more powerful than you could ever hope to be.”

“I’m going to enjoy wiping your pitiful reality from existence if you are an accurate reflection of what lives there.”

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 8th 2018 at 8:33:35 AM

Oh please, just LAY DOWN AN' DIE, ALREADY! ...Ya overhyped waste, overhyped waste... *twitch twitch*

"Hey! I do like fresh rabbit fillets, ya know?"

Cruel, selfish, and foolish, You are truly no better then the Uruk-hai.

"You're better off dying by me then that Sauron guy. Sounds like bad news, if you ask me. But that's neither here nor there."

Blah, blah, fuggin' blah dude...

It seems the brand is not just limited to the weak minded Uruk-Hai, take note of this Talion.

Even though that may be true I will not brand non Uruk-Hai unless I have to.

Target is alive, but injured. Kneecaps.

Oh, he’ll have a lot more to scream about than busted kneecaps! That guy broke my-

The money from an identifiable corpse will go to equipment costs. Put the rocket launcher away.

. . .

Fine. You’re no fun sometimes, you know that?

You can't catch me. Especially not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

"A little bird, against all of my machinery. Sort of noble in a way. 109-Beta, bring this bird into the conversion chamber, I want this one to be a special model."