"No doubt the world will remember my heroic efforts to defeat the Taiping rebels!" -General Tso
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Next, don't spend so much time planning. Just go Leeroy Jenkins on them!" -Sun Tzu
"If the root of all evils is a love of money, then the sum of all evils is— Wait a minute, the sum of evil is still evil..." -Numerous Philosophers
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Judging you
"I have had it with these motherfucking stakes in this motherfucking plains"
Joan D'Arc
"Damn diarrhea"
Tokugawa Ieyasu
edited 17th Aug '15 6:18:23 AM by MrsRatched
Haw Haw Haw
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Liberalism is a mental disorder." - Sigmund Freud
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
A real bad hombre
This kinda thing may have already been done here but still.
"Alright guys let's do this. ADDDOOOOLLLFFFF HITTTLLLEERRR!!!!"
-Adolf Hitler, upon invading the USSR
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
"Naw, man. Nuclear war is nothing to be freaked out about."
- Oppenheimer
edited 14th Sep '15 7:57:58 PM by simon_lucas98
"These socks are too fluffy for my taste." ~ Oscar Wilde
This is a signature.
my current job
"You. Stop drinking now." Several white people, Civil Rights-era.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"There is nothing worse than thread necromancy." - Abraham Lincoln
Am I a weirdo?
"Go to a play? Sure. What could possibly go wrong with that plan?" - Abraham Lincoln
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
I'm going to go down in history for how good I am as a Shakespearean actor - John Wilkes Booth.
The Exia is my waifu
"But the question is- will it blend?" Joseph Mengele, pitching a new experiment to Hitler.
Seen in the profile picture: the Gundam Flauros Rebake Full City, piloted by McGillis Itsuka, captain of the Turbines
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
"Damn it, who spiked the cocktails?"-Socrates
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
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Jesus Chris'.
...I'm going to Hell for laughing at this. But since I'm here:
"If you want blood, you've got it
!" - Elizabeth Bathory's servants to her.
edited 29th Feb '16 12:11:05 PM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
"I'll take you to the candy shop." -Marilyn Manson
edited 3rd Mar '16 5:26:54 AM by golgothasArisen
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
The Best Worst Psychonaut
"Y'know, when my daddy was Director o' the CIA, he warned former President Carter that these fish, they were a little temperamental. They didn't like bein' fished for. But he didn't listen. An' yet we blame the fish for that attack! I dunno about you, but I think it's downright unconstitutional. I know the human being an' fish can coexist peacefully. I'm gonna make it happen. And that's why, Tony-tones, you gotta ban Fish and Chips!"
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Exia is my waifu
Student of Story
—Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, aka Notorious R.B.G.
edited 5th Mar '16 1:17:46 PM by TheWanderer
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Until further notice
"I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our Northern border, and I will make the barbarians pay for that wall. Mark my words."
- Qin Shi Huang, First Emperor of China
edited 8th Mar '16 4:09:35 PM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Boisterous woman
Curse you sudden but inevitable betrayal!- Julius Caesar.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
We don't need no water—Let the motherfucker burn! Burn, motherfucker, burn!-Maj. Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman
Who watches the watchmen?
"We should lend some water to foreign countries, since they need it more than we do." -California governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger
edited 8th Mar '16 8:05:27 PM by golgothasArisen
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
"Has anyone noticed that our country looks like a chicken?" - General Tso
But seriously, China's borders look kinda like a chicken.
"If he's the man of steel, I spit Kryptonite" - Winston Churchill rapping his support of Operation Unthinkable
"The gatling guns aren't here yet? Oh well, #YOLO" - George Armstron Custer, June 24, 1876
"Do these bodyguards make me look short?" - Napoléon Bonaparte
"Has anyone noticed that our country looks like a dong? Finland's the balls and Sweden is the shaft. I can't rule over a kingdom that looks like male genitalia. Arrange for the Russians to take the rest of the east at once." - King Gustav IV Adolf of Sweden.