The picnic was just a coverup.
Once FM and GL get to the Mushroom Kingdom, they realize the truth.- You mean the two of us were the only ones who thought this?
All toasters do indeed toast toast.
However, toast is not all that toasters toast.- And not all toast is toasted by toasters.
- Toasters also play NES games.
They have a special kind of bread that goes in toasters. It's called toast.
Hence why Fat Mario says "All toasters toast toast". Another name is sourpuss bread (hence "Bowser's Sourpuss Bread"), but most people call it toast.- Sliced bread to be put into a toaster is actually called "toast" (even in untoasted form) in some European countries like Germany.
Gay Luigi is smitten with the player.
Hence why YOU gotta help him!- But what if the player is a girl?
- the theory is Jossed, he isn’t actually called “Gay Luigi” anyway
- "Looks can be deceiving when Koopas are around..."
- Either that or Luigi just prefers men but can do both.
The Princess is not Princess Peach.
At no point is she referred to by that name and we have no real reason to think they are one and the same.- No one ever called her Peach in Mario one either
The Princess never did make Lotsa Spaghetti.
And shortly after the ending, Gay Luigi violently murdered her. Bowser pulled a successful Batman Gambit
He didn't kidnap the princess for the sake of kidnapping the princess... he wanted the Mario brothers to test the security systems for his new hotels (which he otherwise makes a legitimate profit off of) and used the princess as bait to get them to do so. Test results are now in: the security is horribly flimsy. This story takes place very recently after Mario and Luigi arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom from Brooklyn and is a large part of what sets up the usual status quo.
At this point Mario and Luigi are still mostly unproven curiosities from a distant land, but the princess decides to take an interest in them and invites them over for lunch to become better acquainted. Bowser's aware of their existence as well, but sees them as not that big of a threat and thus is pulling off a far simpler, sillier plan compared to what would become the norm since he thinks all he'd need to do is snag Peach, establish a presence in the Mushroom Kingdom and crush the plumbers underfoot by goading them into one of his Koopa Hotels to be slaughtered by his minions. Of course, the brothers come out victorious and not only does Peach gain romantic interest in both brothers, but suffering such a humiliating defeat drives Bowser to get far more serious about his conquest, Thus leading into the events of the original Super Mario Bros. Mario closes the doors to win the levels because he's trying to suffocate the Mooks in the rooms.
Isn't it obvious?Lemmy is dead.
He got blown off of a cloud high up in the sky. How's he gonna survive that? The Lemmy featured in all games after this one is a replacement Lemmy.- The modern Lemmy seems to be much younger than all of the other Koopalings, while this Lemmy seems about the same age as say Wendy or Larry, so...
