...is an aspiring ubermensch and voluntary dystopian, and a scout for an alien invasion force. He is a student (victim) of biological anthropology, an evolution geek, and a Real Life Badass Bookworm who has Outgrown Such Silly Superstitions. Troubled, but Cute, too. Antisociality and leather jacket included. Bicycle chain whip purchased separately. Enjoys subway rides, unpleasant behavior, intellectualism, and snark.
Personal Quote: "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... until the two-eyed man stabs him in the back."
Primary Goal: Same thing we do every night... try and take over the world.
Responsible for (among others):
- Alien Hair
- The War of Earthly Aggression
- The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized
- Depopulation Bomb
- Only Fatal to Adults
- Just Before the End
- Benevolent Alien Invasion
- We Will Not Use an Index in the Future
- We Will Use Manual Labor in the Future
- Misfit Lab Rat
- Scientific Progress Goes Oi
- Wicked Cultured
- Casa Lane Parenting
- Newspeak
- The Wildcats
Has named many other tropes, including The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry and Phantom-Zone Picture.