Recap / Would I Lie To You Series 2

Episode 1

Episode 1 (Aired 11 July 2008)

David's Team: Rob Brydon and Krishnan Guru-Murthy

Lee's Team: Gaby Logan and Robert Webb

Home Truths

Gaby: "I have stolen sweets from Madonna's dressing room."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Rob: "I once simultaneously worked as both the DJ and the newsreader on local radio, using a different accent for each job."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Robert: "My nickname at school was Mr. Custard."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"Jose Mourinho is about to release his own range of air fresheners. The tag line for the advert is that 'Jose's filling your home with the sweet smell of success,' and the fragrances include something called 'Scent Off' and 'The Special One'."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

"Ann Widdecombe relaxes by listening to an LP of lion and tiger noises from the jungle."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Robert: "This is Viva, she is my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me when I got her, for Christmas, a torch."

Gaby: "This is Viva. She was my arch rival in rhythmic gymnastics."

Lee: "This is Viva. She tried to teach me to swim when I was 30, but it didn't work."

David's Team: Robert

Answer: Gaby

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "I believe disaster will occur if I don't adhere to my special alarm clock system."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Krishnan: "I check for monsters before I go to bed because I'm afraid of the dark."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Rob: "I was voted the 47th sexiest man in Wales."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Robert: "I was voted the 88th sexiest man in the world."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Winners: David's Team (7-6)

Episode 2

Episode 2 (Aired 18 July 2008)

David's Team: Trisha Goddard and Rich Hall

Lee's Team: Ben Shephard and Frankie Boyle

Home Truths

Trisha: "I'm currently beating Jeremy Kyle 5-3 at internet Scrabble."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Ben: "I've been offered £2,000 by OK! Magazine for pictures of my dog's birthday."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Frankie: "I have rated 98% on a psychopath test."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

The Ring of Truth

"David Beckham recites the alphabet backwards before every match."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

"While filming 'Me, Myself & Irene', Jim Carrey missed his dog so much he bought him a three bedroom house near the set."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Trisha: "This is Gareth; he came on my show to cure his fear of Scotch eggs."

Rich: "This is Gareth; he pimped my ride and turned my car into the ultimate fishing mobile."

David: "This is Gareth, and he freed me from a rollercoaster when the car got stuck."

Lee's Team: Trisha

Answer: Trisha

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "Possession: This is the lock of Steve Davis' hair which I bought on eBay."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Frankie: "I have written and published a book of love poems."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Lee: "Possession: This is the coconut that nearly killed me."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (7-5)

Episode 3

Episode 3 (Aired 25 July 2008)

David's Team: David Baddiel and Maureen Lipman

Lee's Team: Jimmy Carr and Richard Wilson

Home Truths

Maureen: "I once worked as part of a circus double act, which was called 'Franko and Tutti.'"

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Jimmy: "I had an interview at MI5 to be a spy."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

David B: "I have snogged two of the Spice Girls."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Ring of Truth

"After a visit to Scotland, Paris Hilton demanded her PA only ever speak to her with a Scottish accent. Her PA resigned."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

This Is My...

Richard: "This is Della, and Della and I danced on my dancercise fitness video."

Lee: "This is Della, the estate agent who accidently locked me in a house after a viewing."

Jimmy: "This is Della, and she is my chiropodist."

David's Team: Jimmy

Answer: Richard

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "I used to buy my gran a chocolate orange every Christmas until I found seven of them in a drawer at her house."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Lee: "I have been attacked by a snake charmer and his snake."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

David B: "Possession: This is the neck brace I wore once just to get an upgrade on a flight."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (6-5)

Episode 4

Episode 4 (Aired 1 August 2008)

Lee's Team: Davina McCall and Jason Manford

David's Team: Michael Aspel and Dara Ó Briain

Home Truths

Michael: "Before any TV appearance I shadow box in my dressing room."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Davina: "At my wedding, I walked down the aisle to the Big Brother theme tune."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Dara: "I co-own a racehorse with Sir Alex Ferguson."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"David Furnish has an 'Elton Tracker' sat nav so he can see exactly where Elton John is at any time."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My…

David: "This is Lee, and for the past 6 months he's been teaching me how to improve my memory."

Michael: "This is Lee, who is my driver, and he has also appeared on episodes of Minder."

Dara: "This is Lee - he's actually my gardener, and he was introduced to me by Andrew Lloyd Webber."

Lee's Team: Michael

Answer: Michael

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "My first word was hoover."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Davina: "Possession: These are the wig and glasses I wear if I want to pop to the shops unnoticed."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Jason: "I applied for Mastermind with the specialist subject, Columbo"

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (7-5)

Episode 5

Episode 5 (Aired 8 August 2008)

David's Team: Peter Serafinowicz and Olivia Colman

Lee's Team: Eamonn Holmes and and Hugh Dennis

Eamonn: "I have an identical twin called Jimmy. Jimmy lives in Canada."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Peter: "In an advert starring Pele, my voice was passed off as his voice."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Hugh: "Kelloggs's offered me a job in their development department after I sent them a list of new cereal ideas."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin got engaged in a petrol station."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

"Rolf Harris has chosen to be cryogenically frozen when he dies."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My…

Lee: "This is Amanda, and she is the woman who gave my dog mouth-to-mouth rescuscitation after it was run over by a car."

Eamonn: "This is the lovely Amanda, who I know because she was Angelina Jolie's double in Tomb Raider."

Hugh: "This is Amanda. We came third in last year's Goodwood pantomime horse dash."

David's Team: Hugh

Answer: Eamonn

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "I used to be a tour guide for a hat museum."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Olivia: "I once pulled a boy by pretending to be French."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Hugh: "At school, I had a fight with Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen."

David's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (8-6)

Episode 6

Episode 6 (Aired 15 August 2008)

David's Team: Anton du Beke and Danny Baker

Lee's Team: Michael Buerk and Russell Howard

Home Truths

Anton: "I recently helped Bruce Forsythe hang a picture in his bathroom."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Russell: "I was Argos' Nationwide Employee of the Year, 1997."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Michael: "I used to share a house with Sue Lawley."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Ring of Truth

"Alan Titchmarsh's waxwork at Madame Tussaud's gets kissed so often that it has to have the lipstick washed from its face twice a week."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My...

Russell: "This is Chris and Jill. I interviewed them on my radio show, because they claimed that they were abducted by aliens."

Michael: "This Chris and Jill, who are fellow members of the Guildford Walking and Dining Club."

Lee: "This Chris and Jill, and I once slept in their shed for a whole summer." ^note They once helped me dispose of a dead body after I killed a man in a carpark. Not really, just trying to add a bit of spice into proceedings.

David's Team: Lee

Answer: Michael

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "My parents had to change my name to Lee because I couldn't pronounce my real name properly."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Michael: "Possession: This is an ashtray that I stole from 10 Downing Street."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Anton: "I was a teenage boxer, but I quit because I had a mouth ulcer."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Danny: "I won a jukebox off Vinny Jones in a game of poker."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Winners: Lee's Team (7-6)

Episode 7

Episode 7 (Aired 22 August 2008)

David's Team: Vic Reeves and Shane Richie

Lee's Team: Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Rhys Thomas

Home Truths

Shane: "I missed a visit from George Michael because I was eating at a Harvester."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Rhys: "My bed used to belong to John Nettles."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Vic: "I have patented a device that stops cats jumping on your lap."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Ring of Truth

"Sting has recorded an album using only vegetables for instruments; it's called 'The Sound of the Ground'."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

"Al Gore can hypnotise chickens."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

This Is My…

Shane: "Richard's my cousin, and he lives down in Cornwall; and this is first time he's been out of Cornwall."

Vic: "Richard's my butcher, and I'm his official sausage taster."

David: "This is Richard, and he's illustrating my forthcoming children's book, 'The Lonely Lighthouse'."

Lee's Team: Shane

Answer: Vic

Quick-Fire Lies

David: "Possession: This box contains the only gift I've ever been sent by a fan."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Tara: "I have been shopping in Sainsbury's wearing nothing but a trench coat."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Lee: "I once had a full-body search at Miami Airport after making a joke about Ronald Reagan."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Shane: "Female admirers used to send me timetables showing when their husbands would be out."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Winners: David's Team (10-3)

Episode 8

Episode 8 (Aired 29 August 2008)

David's Team: Phil Daniels and Michael McIntyre

Lee's Team: Lauren Laverne and Graeme Garden

Home Truths

Phil: "In real life, my next door neighbour is called Ian Beale."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Graeme: "I have five pigs, all named after my favourite newsreaders."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

Michael: "For two weeks, I drove a car that could only turn left."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Ring of Truth

"Bono once paid British Airways $1,700 to have his favourite trilby flown first class to a concert in Italy."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: True

"Mick Hucknell wears trousers called 'Bum Boosters', which have a metal lining to add definition to his rear."

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

This Is My…

Graeme: "This my friend Roger. I presented him with a prize at the Chipping Norton Giant vegetable competition."

Lee: "This is Roger. Together we ring the bells at the local church."

Lauren: "This, obviously, is Roger ^note (hiya, you alright?). This is a bit embarrassing, 'cause Roger actually removed a tattoo that I had, of the Fonz."

David's Team: Graeme

Answer: Graeme

Quick-Fire Lies

Lee: "For six months, I cleaned the windows of the Empire State Building."

David's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

David: "When I was little, I used to dress myself as an 18th Century nobleman."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Lauren: "I got my head stuck in railings three times in the same week."

David's Team: True

Answer: True

Phil: "Possession: These are the slippers Sting sent me for my last birthday."

Lee's Team: True

Answer: Lie

Winners: David's Team (9-3)

Episode 9 (Best Of & Unseen Bits)

The Best of Series 2 & Unseen Bits (Aired 19 September 2008)

Home Truths

Rob Brydon: "I was voted the 47th sexiest man in Wales."

Robert Webb: "I was voted the 88th sexiest man in the world."

[Previously seen footage from episode 1]

Jimmy Carr: "I had an interview at MI5 to be a spy."

[Previously seen footage from episode 3]

Michael McIntyre: "I have been wearing bronzing powder since the age of 12."

[New footage from episode 8]

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: True

Ring of Truth

"Rod Hull was buried along with his fake arm and the very first Emu."

[New footage from episode 1]

Lee's Team: Lie

Answer: Lie

[A clip of Gordon Ramsay's US version of "Kitchen Nightmares" leads to David ranting about "meat entrees". The question accompanying the clip was not broadcast.]

[New footage from episode 6]

This Is My...

Trisha Goddard: "This is Gareth; he came on my show to cure his fear of Scotch eggs."

Rich Hall: "This is Gareth; he pimped my ride and turned my car into the ultimate fishing mobile."

David: "This is Gareth, and he freed me from a rollercoaster when the car got stuck."

[Previously seen footage from episode 2]

Quick-Fire Lies

Russell Howard: "I was bullied at school because my mum was the dancer in the title sequence to Tales of the Unexpected."

[New footage from episode 6]

David's Team: Guess not broadcast, on account of Russell giving up and shouting "It's clearly a fucking lie!"

Davina McCall: "Possession: These are the wig and glasses I wear if I want to pop to the shops unnoticed."

[Previously seen footage from episode 4]

Lee: "Possession: This is the coconut that nearly killed me."

[Previously seen footage from episode 2]

Michael Aspel: "I have received fanmail from Angus Deayton."

[New footage from episode 4']

Lee's Team: True

Answer: True

Michael: "For two weeks, I drove a car that could only turn left."

[Previously seen footage from episode 8, including an outtake where Lee refuses to believe it is true]