This is a list of episodes for the French series The Crumpets, which premiered in 2013 and totals four seasons. The series underwent a significant retool in Season 3, becoming known as Teen Crumpets and shifting focus to different characters.
The English episode names are listed alongside the French ones wherever applicable, unless the English title is also the French title.
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Season 1 (2013)
- "Ransoming Dad"/"Cherchez Pa"
- "Sticks Stink"/"Mi-cadeau"
- "Crum-Step"
- "Going Viral"/"La Mort m'a Tuer"
- "Croco-Deal"
- "The Courting of Ms McBrisk"/"Gunther in Love"
- "Belief Relief"/"Crise de Foi"
- "Save Granny"/"Sauvez Mamie"
- "Gambled Gables"/"Maison en Jeu"
- "Booty for Beauty"/"Beauté Fatale"
- "Ghosts in the Attic"/"Esprits frappés"
- "The Terrible Teens"/"Ados à dos"
- "Acne Dents Happen"/"Gunther Geiger"
- "Taxidermama"/"Tête de l'Art"
- "Lil Wrinkly One"/"Le Petit Avant Der"
- "Octosquito"/"Le Calamoustique"
- "Shake It Up"/"Hospice & Love"
- "Dried Water"/"Aquabon"
- "No Pffuture"
- "My Family's Full of Losers"/"Ma famille est trop loose"
- "Granny Strip"/"Grand Mic Ma"
- "Cheep Shot"/"Cui-cui la praline"
- "Family Secrets"/"Secrets de famille"
- "Murder Everywhere"/"Murder partout"
- "Hairifying"/"Nuit époilée"
- "Road Stories"/"Mi Trip Mytho"
Season 2 (2014)
- "Addicted"/"Mamie accro"
- "Super Pfff"/"Super pff"
- "Granny's Twin Sister"/"Testamenteuse"
- "Greener Pastures"/"La fabrique de vie pourrie"
- "Amnesia"/"King Ghislain"
- "Disassister"/"Zoofolie"
- "Family Be Gone!"/"Zizanystérique"
- "The Mix-Up"/"Un peu typhon d'âme"
- "A Grave Affair"/"Enterré à terre"
- "Ice Lust"/"Les patins de l'amour"
- "Mum's Double"/"Faux pa rêve"
- "Crumpity Pity"/"Charity Crumpness"
- "Li'l Wonder"/"Prophetie fais ça"
- "Drive Away"/"Mauvaise conduite"
- "Prehistoric Crumpets"/"Prehisto crumpets"
- "Pong! The Menace!"/"Le retour de Pong"
- "The Divorce"/"Ça splitte chez les Slapete"
- "Gentlemanly Modified Organism"/"Debout l'endive"
- "Man Up!"/"Le mâle d'amour"
- "Inside Li'l One's Brain"/"Dans la tête de P'tit Der"
- "Li'l One All Alone"/"P'tit der ou la vie sauvage"
- "Puppy Love"/"Gretattitude"
- "Pity The Prize"/"Météo le coeur"
- "Supernawak"
- "Girls on Holiday"/"Vacances à la mère"
- "Sound The Alarm"/"L'amour en sécurité"
Season 3 (Teen Crumpets Season 1, 2015)
- "L'ADN à Pa"
- "The Clip"
- "Meilleure copine"
- "Insectator"
- "Radeau d'ados"
- "Bulles de palme"
- "Auto-graff"
- "Troc de trucs"
- "Le commère-âge"
- "Baby sister"
- "On se correspond"
- "Nez à nez"
- "Rat de marée"
- "Crumperchés"
- "Quasi Cassie"
- "Les sur-vivants"
- "La photo de la honte"
- "Cinématurité"
- "Nom de code"
- "One Man chien"
- "Amenez-zique !"
- "Marilyn Blues"
- "Dans tes dents"
- "Astres-trop-logiques !"
- "Combien on t'aime pas trop"
- "Va te catcher vilain !"
Season 4 (Teen Crumpets Season 2, 2018)
- "L'impffossible choix"
- "Love à faire"
- "La capuche mortelle"
- "Odeurs corp"
- "Enfermés en forêt"
- "Cacher la voiiix"
- "Game lover"
- "Quotient H"
- "50 nuances de Cassie"
- "Rip la guitare"
- "Pudeur et tremblements"
- "L'amour ça sert à rien"
- "Nu comme Hervé"
- "Gentil choléra"
- "Reuh"
- "Un vers de trop"
- "Menteur ou guignol"
- "Meilleure meilleure amie"
- "Solos à 4"
- "Force et honneur"
- "Music-hall thérapie"
- "Tout se vaut, rien ne vaut rien"
- "Les frères platrard"
- "Rendez-vous dans 15 ans"
- "Joyeux Noël..."
- "... et bonne année !"
Special (2021)
- Les Crumpets, tu fais genre ! - An International Woman's Day-themed special.
