Drinking Game / The Crumpets

• Drink when T-Bone (or any animal) gets harmed.
• Drink whenever chainsaws appear.
• Drink every time Pfff's name is pronounced.
• Drink when Ma and Pa show their affection.
• Drink every time Cassandra groans.
• Drink when Ms. McBrisk calls the Crumpets "savages" or Pfff a "slouch."
• Drink when Ma or Pa use machine or flora wording respectively.
• Drink when one of Ma's inventions fail.
• Drink whenever there's a potty joke.
• Drink whenever Granny lies.
• Drink when Grownboy cries.
• Drink when somebody is suicidal.
• Drink every time Bother and Blister are playing explosives.
• Drink when Ohoh exclaims "uh-oh."
• Drink when Ditzy's head floats off her body.
• Drink every time Li'l One yells.
• Drink when somebody (attempts to) sabotage a romantic relationship.