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This is a list of characters in The Crumpets animated series and their tropes. It's missing some material from the Teen Crumpets episodes.

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The Crumpet Family

    Granny Isadora (Grand-Ma Isadora)
Voiced by: Michèle Garcia (French), Mary O'Brady (English)
The mother of Pa and Hurry, matriarch of the Crumpet family, and deuteragonist of the first 52 episodes. Despite her age, she's very determined to get money for her personal benefit, whether or not it's through gambling, poker, or selling items online in bad faith. She is her grandson Li'l One's best friend. She is mostly absent in the Teen Crumpets episodes.
  • Adaptation Dye-Job: Her hair is black in the Petite Pousse book but gray in the show.
  • Adaptation Name Change: She's known as Grande-Mamie in the Petite Pousse book.
  • Anti-Hero: She's generally aligned with the Crumpets, but can be greedy at the expense of others.
  • Big "YES!": Says a big yay once all her former boyfriends on the web have forgiven her in "Granny's Twin Sister".
  • Birthday Episode: "Puppy Love" (at the first scene)
  • Blatant Lies: Likes to make lies. For instance, when she acts like a homeless beggar in "The Terrible Teens", she tells pedestrians that her husbands abandoned her and she has no family. It backfires in bad timing as the teenage-minded Pa cries to Granny as his mother, so the passers-by retrieve their money back.
  • Buried Alive: In "A Grave Affair", T-Bone's theft of Granny's inheritance letter during her "death" has led the family to bury her with her bedroom rather than donating her to science at her will. The potion she drank placed her to a state of Faux Death instead of an actual death. So she wakes up in her dark, underground bedroom and becomes disappointed at not being in the Bahamas or a laboratory. She gets partly buried by a pile of dirt T-Bone leaves behind during one of her escape attempts.
  • Chainsaw Good: She frequently uses a chainsaw. She even got kicked out of a horror movie production featuring these for a "teensy weensy chainsaw accident", according to "Hairifying".
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: She was missing in the Teen Crumpets episodes until making a cameo in "Menteur ou guignol" with Hurry and Harried, who were also absent.
  • Consummate Liar: Granny frequently lies. In "Save Granny" for instance, she tells Ms. McBrisk that she cries because Pa injured her, not saying that he confiscated her laptop. She's also the one who decided to falsify the televised road trip with Caprice in "Road Stories".
  • Cool Bike: Rides a trike motorcycle at the end of "Murder Everywhere" in honor of her late hippie boyfriend.
  • Cool Old Lady: Granny is capable of riding motorbikes and wielding chainsaws to name a few. Special mention goes to her tech savviness and enjoyment of computer games.
  • Cool Shades: Wears shades when she's a video director in "Going Viral".
  • Drives Like Crazy: Granny is a reckless driver using the family's van and three-wheeled truck. She speeds, steers sharply at a fast speed, drives through the woods, outspeeds the police, and almost went to a head-on collision with Ma (and doesn't identify her) while they're both driving.
  • Earn Your Happy Ending: In "Sound The Alarm", she, Li'l One, and T-Bone rob their neighbor's gold coins, and both humans sing happily at the final shot.
  • Elder Abuse: Near the end of "Going Viral", after showing Caprice's memoriam film in spite that she's still alive, Granny gets choked by Ma and Pa for making the false statement.
    • In "Shake It Up", Triceps throws her at a great distance twice.
  • Everyone Loves Blondes: She used to be an attractive blonde woman who had multiple men in love with her.
  • Eyes Always Shut: Her eyes rarely open. When she looks at the money she receives from the auction in "Murder Everywhere", her eyes become similar to the usual eye design of the show.
  • Fake Boobs: She wears watermelon ones while her pregnancy is faked in "Lil Wrinkly One".
  • Faux Death: In "A Grave Affair", she desires her inheritance to pass to Pa and have her body donated to science (or according to the episode's French description, she wants to make a scam on life insurance and leave the household), so she drinks a potion made from his greenhouse plants that's supposed to end her life. The family believe she died and bury her and her bedroom as if she actually did. She ends up waking up from the potion's effects and finds herself trapped in her underground bedroom.
  • Formerly Fit: Unlike her younger self, she is quite fat. The pictures in her bedroom prove this.
  • The Gambling Addict: Granny becomes one in "Addicted" to her computer poker game so she can win a Route 66 motorcycle trip. After she wins, Pa offers to pay for the trip in the condition that she gives up gambling, as well as giving her his anti-addiction gas solution. She doesn't inhale the solution and places it for auction, and asks her son to make more for her nefarious greed.
  • Gold Tooth: When she discovers Ma's replicating machine in "Taxidermama", she desires cloning a gold tooth.
  • Gasshole: She farts in occasion, notably in "Lil Wrinkly One".
  • Good Angel, Bad Angel: These show in "Puppy Love".
  • Greed: Her intentions to get money would only be her gain, except for inheritance.
  • Hairy Girl: In "Hairifying", there's a picture of her with hairy armpits and limbs that dates from the time she got noticed and picked by a movie director to star in Werezombies and Chainsaws.
  • In-Series Nickname: Her twin sister calls her "Isaducky" in "Granny's Twin Sister". "A Grave Affair" affirms that her real name is Isadora.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Although arrogant and greedy, and can be rude to her family, she's very trusting of her youngest grandchild Lil-One and occasionally to other grandchildren.
  • Long-Lived: Granny is 112 years old.
  • Make Me Wanna Shout: After Granny accidentally throws her laptop to Pa in "Save Granny", she makes a powerful shout over it.
  • Magic Plastic Surgery: In "Booty for Beauty", Granny receives a dramatic transformation to resemble Ms. McBrisk. But when her rich son discovers that the latter is a criminal, he gets his mother retransformed to an attractive blonde, big chested woman like she used to be. She initially fails to utter even a single word, it's revealed that her hair and dress are stitched and becomes loose, and her body is completely deflated as she finally speaks.
  • Mistaken for Pregnant: Occurs in the episode "Lil' Wrinkly One", where she becomes bloated after eating cigarette-like cocoa-patches and everyone in the family assumes she is pregnant.
  • Money Song: She sings and dances to a brief song about money in "Puppy Love".
  • Monochromatic Eyes: When her eyes open they look completely white. In "Belief Relief", tiny pupils can be seen up close.
  • My New Gift Is Lame: During her birthday party in "Puppy Love", she receives push-up handles from Triceps and a paper craft book from Ditzy as gifts, both which she rejects and indirectly gives them to T-Bone. Uncle Hurry gifts her a "trendy" electric pillow picked by his wife, instead of cash as Granny expected. Granny spends a subplot trying to make money off the pillow.
  • Never Mess with Granny: She's not afraid of halting perils and disturbances such as a crocodile, an octosquito monster, anyone in the attic above her bedroom...
  • Ocular Gushers: After she accidentally throws her laptop to Pa in "Save Granny", she floods the house with tears.
  • The Oldest Profession: She considers becoming an escort to earn money in "Ransoming Dad".
  • Playing Sick: In "Gambling Gables", after Cordless collides his scooter against her on the bridge and his family looks at the aftermath, she instantly stands and scolds her son Uncle Hurry for assuming her fragility. But she comes up with the brilliant plan to cry that her neck is broken and threatens to sue him, leading to the Crumpets' home returning to the family.
  • Professional Killer: Granny says she used to be a hitman while thinking of becoming one again for money in "Ransoming Dad".
  • Reused Character Design: In season 3, her design from the pictures in "Murder Everywhere" was reused for Marylin's mother in the flashback. This also occurred to her main character design for an internet fortune teller from the season 4 episode "La capuche mortelle".
  • Restraining Bolt: Her punishment for reckless driving in "Drive Away" is having to wear a cuffed bracelet that enforces her six month driving ban. She keeps failing to remove or break it.
  • Shake Someone, Objects Fall: In "Ransoming Dad", when Ma holds and shakes Granny upside-down, the poker cruise pass drops from Granny.
  • Significant Birth Date: She was born on April 1, 1901.
  • Snake Oil Salesman: In "Addicted", she touts numerous benefits of Pa's anti-addiction gas and claims it's Amazonian air when she places it for sale on the internet. At least it temporarily works against the allergies of Ms. McBrisk, her only customer.
  • Sound-Effect Bleep: In "Shake It Up", after Li'l One whispers to Granny, she decides to demonstrate her newly diagnosed condition "foulmouthitis" by hurling insults to Ma and Pa. She uses expletives twice, which get censored by the Scene Transition heads imitating a "BEEP".
  • Speech Impediment: In "Prehistoric Crumpets", she speaks with a lisp while searching for her fake teeth in the aftermath of the meteor impact.
  • Stomach of Holding: Her ultrasound in "Lil Wrinkly One" reveals that she has a teddy bear inside her rather than a fetus the other Crumpets expect, although this doesn't dash their hopes.
  • Straw Feminist: In "Save Granny", she claims to have won the card game with Cassandra (a drawing of a king of diamonds and a queen of hearts) because "in real life, the queen is always stronger than the king".
  • Vague Age: Averted, as she's 112 years old.
  • Villain Protagonist: In a couple of episodes she is a villainous protagonist, like in "Ransoming Dad" when she and Lil-One hide Pa from the rest of the family, in "Road Stories" when she and Caprice cheat the world road trip game show and kidnap Ms. McBrisk, and in "Addiction" when her greed and accumulation of Pa's greenhouse gas remedy creates a drug addiction crisis to her grandchildren and Ms. McBrisk.
  • We Used to Be Friends: In "Pong! The Menace", it's revealed Granny had been a partner of the criminal Pong, long before the events of the show. When Pong was attracted to another woman, Granny stole the Kun Yun Yun diamond from him. In the present, Pong and his gang visit and terrorize the Crumpets into giving up their alleged possession of the diamond.
  • Wind-Up Key: She uses a big one as a walking stick, and sometimes it's worn on her back. In "Gambled Gables", she twists it so she can dash up on a road bridge. In "Pong! The Menace!", it unlocks access to the house's security room.
  • You No Take Candle: In "The Terrible Teens", she speaks broken English to pose as a foreign beggar to the passers-by.
    Granny: Me leave my family, much, much travel, cross ocean and camel. Life much hard.
Voiced by: Emmanuelle Hamet (French), Melissa Chambers (English)
The wife of Pa and the mother of the Crumpet children. She invents and builds machines, many which wind up Gone Horribly Wrong.
  • Abusive Parent: She maltreats L'il One in "Sticks Stink" by crushing him with a huge elephant plush, and when she thinks he's a trouble-making King (while the real King is disguised as L'il One), she gives him a ride on the outdoor clothing wheel at rapid cycles.
    • In "Family Secrets", she considers the grounding of Ditzy's head "very minor" and leaves her off while looking for Pa. (This example isn't supposed to be funny this time.)
    • In "Super Pfff", she forces the twins to stop T-Bone's spinning tornado (which the twins caused) by lifting and dropping them to the twister.
  • Action Mom: She's not hesitant to pounce to action such as fighting her adversaries or rescuing her children.
  • Affectionate Nickname: Pa calls her "Crumpeta", "Crumpetita" and "Crumpet Bunny", among others.
  • Agent Scully: Ma can be a skeptic to religious and too-good-to-be-true facts because of her proficiency in technology and science.
  • BFG: Builds one in "Cheep Shot" for an automated anti-bird defense system for the greenhouse.
  • Birthday Episode: "CrumStep" and "Puppy Love" (at the last scene)
  • Buffy Speak: In "Addicted", she tells her jealous children that they need "dedication-and-stick-to-itness" to cure their own addictions.
    • In "Inside Li'l One's Brain", she describes Pfff's brain as a "mysterious anti-scientific thing".
  • Bungling Inventor: Numerous inventions she had built are presumably successful. The plot-central ones are inclined to fail or subject to mishaps.
  • Cessation of Existence: It is revealed in "Belief Relief" that she and Lil' One believe that there is no life after death.
  • Clown Car Base: Ma's dress has a "tummy hatch" which opens with a door, and it functions like a marsupial pouch or baby carrier. L'il-One likes to stay there, but the massively-sized Pfff does too to L'il-One's annoyance. It malfunctions in "Croco-Deal" and "Gentlemanly Modified Organism".
  • Demoted to Extra: In Teen Crumpets, like most other adults, she lost focus in the show except for her supporting roles.
  • Evil Laugh: Does one while starting up her claw machine vehicle in "Pity The Prize". Apparently, she seems evil in this episode because Pa wants the Weather Girl to aid his plants instead of relying on Ma's new machine. His friendship with the fake Weather Girl (Cassie in disguise) enrages her.
  • Exhausted Eye Bags: Ma has these when Pa complains to her of the birds attacking his garden overnight and when she stays up due to Pa's disappearance in "Cheep Shot".
  • Giant Spider: In "Insectator", when Pfff sleepwalks and thinks he's in the world of the video game he played earlier, he views his mother as a giant spider.
  • Happily Married: She and Pa are happy together and frequently speak of how strong their love is. Some season two episodes however include a number of conflicts between the two, especially when Pa annoys her for not utilizing her inventions as she expected. "Mum's Double" reveals that it's their 1097th Tuesday of their marriage, which means it recently entered its 21st year.
  • Heroic BSoD: She gets an eye-blanking mental breakdown whenever there's a serious disruption with her home or family, just like her husband.
    • In "Taxidermama", she develops one gradually because her new replicator machine is malfunctioning ever since T-Bone stole a power cord.
  • Mama Bear: She ferociously defends her son King from returning to the custody of their neighbor in "Amnesia", resulting in a Lover Tug-of-War in the process.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: Her interests are more aligned with STEM fields and she is combative compared with her husband. She even holds him in the 2011 pilot and "Ghosts In The Attic". They swap gender roles temporarily in "Man Up!".
  • Mind-Control Eyes: When starting to get hypnotized by Ms. McBrisk in "Croco-Deal", Ma's eyes are white with black spirals before having her eyes shut. After that, they're Blank White Eyes.
  • Mother Nature, Father Science: Inverted; it's demonstrated in "Belief Relief", where Pa is more focused on nature and spirituality while Ma concentrates on science. This returns in "Prehistoric Crumpets" as she desires her family to not stick to a primitive lifestyle in the aftermath of the meteor crash.
  • Parental Neglect: In "Family Secrets", when Ma is looking for Pa, Ditzy approaches her for help because her head is grounded. Ma however calls it "very minor" and wonders off for Pa before Ditzy could finish her sentence. Also justified in that Pa is primarily assigned to rear the children.
  • Petite Pride: After Caprice's fruit Fake Boobs come off her torn shirt and expose her chest in "Crumpity Pity", Ma (who is not flat chested) assumes her daughter is jealous and recommends not to make it an issue. Caprice, however, wore the fruits to hide a delivery to the poor McBrisks from her family.
    Ma: Oh Caprice sweetie, it's no big deal. No need to feel ashamed of being sleek. You know, we Crumpetas are aerodynamic. That's how it is!
  • Robot Me: She builds a robot copy of her in "Mum's Double" which does worse in substituting her than good.
  • Superstrength: In "Pong! The Menace!", she's able to pull her fallen vehicular robot on the ground.
  • Twitchy Eye: Subverted in "Going Viral" when she smiles once while showing off a twitchy eye.
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: She is slim and attractive in contrast with her husband's overweightness.
  • Unmoving Plaid: Sometimes her dress has an Unmoving Plaid effect.
  • Unnamed Parent: She is not given a first name. She is addressed as "Mother Crumpet" in "My Family's Full Of Losers".
  • Vague Age: In "Gentlemanly Modified Organism", Li'l One asks Granny how old Ma is. Granny, who doesn't give a numeric figure, responds that soon she'll be "too old to pop any more wallywogs out of her drawer". When he happily tells Ma that she can't have more babies as he's her "one and only Li'l One", she cries and leaves the dining room, hinting that she's at an age of losing her ability to reproduce.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Ma is scared of reptiles, as stated in "Croco-Deal".
Voiced by: Tom Novembre (French), Marc Thompson (English)
The husband of Ma, son of Granny, and father of the Crumpet children. He enjoys gardening in his greenhouse, and is a singer and the conductor for his children's choir.
  • Affectionate Nickname: Ma calls him "Crumpeto".
  • Amusing Injuries: In "CrumStep", he receives several injuries and doesn't heal until the ending.
  • Badass Moustache: His big whiskers can give the impression of one.
  • Big "NO!": He says "No!" in slow motion after he slipped on oil and threw the cooking oil barrel as part of the twins' elaborate prank in "Supernawak".
  • Cardboard Pal: Ma blows an inflatable Pa to make up for his unusual absence in "Family Secrets".
  • Caring Gardener: He has a greenhouse with all sorts of plants.
  • Carpet of Virility: His body hair is an envious feature to Li'l One for grabbing Ma's attention. Once Li'l One sees it, his quest for his own body hair becomes the subplot for "Amnesia".
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: He is an optimistic gardener who likes incorporating plant words in his speeches. He is obsessed with nature and prefers living in a more natural lifestyle (no video games, artificial chemicals, or even a tent during a trip to the woods), sometimes against the will of his family.
  • Demoted to Extra: In Teen Crumpets, while the other adult characters appear less frequently or become absent, Pa maintained important roles in some episodes.
  • Disappeared Dad: Pa is hidden by Granny and Li'l One in "Ransoming Dad", although they leave him Hidden in Plain Sight under a rug during his disappearance.
    • Also, Pa's father is never mentioned, at least in seasons one-three.
  • Discovering Your Own Dead Body: In "Inside Li'l One's Brain", Pa finds a wardrobe in his son's brain. He opens it and discovers a dead copy of his body. Surprised, he denounces his son for dreaming his murder. After discovering that getting sucked to the "pee-pee gland" pipe he's been looking for leads him to a chamber dedicated to Ma, he flies and returns to the dead body and announces that he is dead, and he gives the corpse the device that lets the wearer exit the brain. Pa declares he will stay with "Ma" in the brain and let the dead body take his place outside the brain. This doesn't go well once Ma transmits the dead body outside, where it fades away, and she nearly loses hope in retrieving the real Pa.
  • Get A Hold Of Yourself Man: In "Gambled Gables", when Pa gets a Heroic BSoD after seeing his home radically transformed by his brother, he slaps Triceps and Ma, resulting in Triceps pouncing and holding him to the ground.
  • Gone Swimming, Clothes Stolen: In "L'ADN à Pa", while Pa showers and bathes outside in a barrel, the twins secretly steal his clothes. Once he finds his clothes missing, the twins on the treetops taunt him by moving away his boots and underwear on strings like a marionette, and Pa has to hop in his barrel as he pursuits his clothes. When the clothes are above him, he tries to reach them but he falls and emerges naked.
  • Good Parents: Being a gentle father who cooks for his family, promotes good hobbies and is proud of his kids' accomplishments, he is the most likely one at being a good parent among the three main households. This doesn't mean his kids won't become reckless under him.
  • Gratuitous Spanish: He sings in Spanish during his serenade to Ma in "Croco-Deal".
  • Happily Married: He and Ma are happy together. It is uncommon for them to go an episode (in seasons one and two) without at least one instance of the couple saying how much they love each other. Some season two episodes however include many conflicts between with the two, sometimes due to Pa not making use of Ma's inventions. "Mum's Double" reveals that it's set on their 1097th Tuesday of their marriage.
  • Heroic BSoD: He gets an eye-blanking mental breakdown when his house or family is seriously disrupted, just like his wife. In "Gambled Gables", he develops insanity during the family's vacancy from the house.
  • Hidden Depths: In the opening episode of season 3, he sings Damon Grobain's song inside the abandoned van and proves Pfff wrong with a short rock performance, confirming the fact he was Damon Grobain the rockstar.
    • In "Va te catcher vilain !", he is revealed to be a former professional wrestler (who wears the same two outfits from "Croco-Deal"). A famous wrestler, in fact.
  • Impact Silhouette: In "Auto-graff", when Caprice investigates her seemingly empty home, she notices that a clothing line on the upper portion of the house is bent in the shape of her father. The bent dates from the moment Triceps threw Pa to the clothing line the previous night, trying to save a sleepwalking Caprice standing on it.
  • Lights Off, Somebody Dies: Li'l One "kills" Pa (who pretends to an evil count) in the brief darkness when the former "joins" Caprice's party game and violates its rules in "Murder Everywhere".
  • Look Both Ways: In "CrumStep", after Pa is hypnotized by Li'l-One and Granny in their new concert, he walks outside to the road and the car driven by his brother Hurry hits him at the beginning and ending of their conversation.
  • Lotus Position: In "A Grave Affair", in response to hearing to the presumably deceased Granny shouting, Pa begins to meditate in order to seek contact with her spirit.
  • Made of Iron: In "Murder Everywhere", Li'l-One immediately attacks him during the brief darkness with a plethora of objects such as a sword, a spear, and an arrow. After his son escapes, Pa stands up from his faint as if he's unharmed, notes that his evil count character is "dead", and retains the objects that stabbed his body (including the spear that penetrated his body). Shortly after, Granny tries to make her son technically dead by impaling him with the chainsaw. It also seems he receives tremendous pain, but he's later seen just fine with no sign of any chainsaw attack!
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: He gardens and he is a peaceful man, while his wife builds machinery and can get hot blooded. He is even held by her in the 2011 pilot and "Ghosts In The Attic". They swap these gender roles temporarily in "Man Up!" as he exercises, enjoy watching/reading sports, quit doing chores, and sets responsibility of the greenhouse between him and Ma.
  • Mother Nature, Father Science: Inverted. It's demonstrated in "Belief Relief", where Pa Crumpet tends to his garden and looks for spiritual solutions in getting his leeks to grow, while Ma Crumpet focuses on scientific methods. This repeats in "Prehistoric Crumpets", as during the aftermath of the meteor crash, he prefers to live like a caveman and dresses like one in the woods rather than rebuilding his home.
  • Nice Hat: He wears a top hat.
  • The Nicknamer: Aside from his affectionate nicknames to Ma, he sometimes nickname family members with plant names.
  • Ocular Gushers: Spectacularly cries at the ending of "Dried Water" that he floods the globe.
  • Pacifist: He doesn't welcome violence due to his belief that it "never solves anything", as raised during the fight between Ma and her robot clone in "Mum's Double". In "My Family's Full Of Losers", despite building anger he refuses to slap Li'l-One, who already slapped him.
    • He breaks his pacifism very reluctantly when he sacrifices Pfff's worm by blowing it through a straw into the fake clay diamond so it can resemble the real diamond and be given to Pong in "Pong! The Menace!". The worm survives and eats the fake diamond from inside.
    • He also violates pacifism when he and Ma choke his mother in "Going Viral".
  • Painful Body Waxing: In "Amnesia", he ironically does this to his own body hair, likely in response to learning of Li'l-One not needing body hair to win Ma's love.
  • The Password Is Always "Swordfish": In "A Grave Affair", Granny mentions that the password to her son's bank account is "Crumpeta".
  • Robot Me: Ma's own robot clone in "Mum's Double" creates a robot copy of Pa, which frightens the real Pa. Robot Pa becomes the "hero" upon switching off the rogue Robot Ma in order to rescue Ma and the children, but it displays glowing red eyes at the end.
  • Serenade Your Lover: Near the climax of "Croco-Deal", he serenades Ma with a Spanish song from below their balcony.
  • Talking to Plants: He talks to his greenhouse plants and gives them names.
  • That Russian Squat Dance: Does this during Pfff's song in "Gambled Gables".
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: He is very overweight and unattractive unlike his wife.
  • Unnamed Parent: Inverted. His real name is Anodin in the French version.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: In "Inside Li'l One's Brain", it's revealed he has a fear of pigs which Granny keeps a secret.
    Li'l One (P'tit Der)
Voiced by: Théo Benhamour, Victor Biavan, and Wandrille Devisme (French), Joseph Pollock (English)
The youngest child in the Crumpet family and the show's main character until the Teen Crumpets episodes. He wishes to get Ma's love and eliminate everyone else vying that. He has a special friendship with Granny.
  • A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read: In "Inside Li'l One's Brain", when Ma visits his brain with one of her machines, she immediately aborts her trip and returns, being shocked that his mind's creepiness is no joke. Immediately, Li'l One yawns innocently.
  • Adaptation Name Change: In French from "Petit Dernier" in the books.
  • Age Lift: Inverted. There are books in which he attends school (including his first day), but in the show he's too young to attend.
  • Annoying Younger Sibling: He can be a nuisance among the children, especially to Caprice.
  • The Baby of the Bunch: Literally. He's the youngest of the Crumpet children and is only an infant.
  • Big Eater: Despite his small size, he is shown with a plentiful of junk food on his parents' bed while being alone in the house in "Li'l One All Alone".
  • Birthday Episode: "Sticks Stink" (he fails to get the honor)
    • Also the 2011 pilot.
  • Black Sheep: No other sibling is as irritated to their father or isn't willing to potty train as Li'l-One.
  • Brainy Baby: L'il-One is able to talk and he is the closest to being the show's narrator while having to wear a nappy, but he can't read according to "Family Secrets" and "Crumpity Pity".
  • Bratty Half-Pint: Likes to shout and emphasize his plans to oust much of the family, whether he looks at an opportunity or a snag to that goal.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: In the 2011 teaser, he addresses the audience.
  • Bullet Seed: He spits stony olives at Caprice after she threw him the one he threw to her plate in "Cheep Shot".
  • Butt-Monkey: He is the victim of several mishaps and acts of harm, such as getting thrown, painted, or slammed by a door.
  • Cessation of Existence: It is revealed in "Belief Relief" that he and Ma Crumpet believe that there is no life after death.
  • Demoted to Extra: His focus dropped in Teen Crumpets to the point he's not the star anymore (despite what the opening animation keeps suggesting). He has an important role in at least one episode.
  • Earn Your Happy Ending: In "Sound The Alarm", he, Granny, and T-Bone rob the McBrisks' gold coins, and the former two sing happily.
  • Enfant Terrible: He has a huge grudge against his father and he is highly devoted to this ambition, not to mention his motives targeting his siblings a couple of times.
  • Evil Laugh: An exceptional one is heard in the first chamber of his brain Pa enters in "Inside Li'l One's Brain".
  • Goshdang It To Heck: One of his quotes is "I don't give a royal nappy."
    • After robot clone Pa drops Li'l One to a trash can and the latter finds himself next to the real Pa in "Mum's Double", he curiously exclaims "If the big thug isn't you then who the thug are you?".
  • Hates Their Parent: As he adores his mother, he desires isolating his father from her. Sometimes it gets mild to the point Li'l One pranks on him. However, upon the show's Retool in Teen Crumpets, not only it is not a regular plotline anymore, but his hatred seems to be diminished.
  • Meaningful Name: He's the "little one" of the Crumpet family.
  • Mistaken for Gay: In "Amnesia", Grownboy is mentioned to have suggested Li'l One to come out the closet due to the latter's fascination with chest hair. Li'l One wants to grow body hair to impress their mother.
  • Mummy's Boy: An ultimate goal, to be the one over all his siblings; in "Super Pfff", it's lampshaded that he becomes one when he extracts the flea from T-Bone.
  • My Nayme Is: His name is pronounced "little one".
  • Playing Sick: In "Shake It Up", he applies splats of red paint from the bird that fell to a paint bucket and pretends to be sick in his crib to distract Triceps from reshuffling their house.
  • Rockers Smash Guitars: In "Li'l One All Alone", he plays a guitar and smashes it on the dinner table.
  • Stock "Yuck!": Does this to the olives on his dinner plate in "Cheep Shot".
  • Straw Misogynist: When he argues for the ban of girls from the horror movie night in "Hairifying" (and wants himself treated for being the "brave and courageous" and the girls as "the chicks"), Caprice complains of discrimination and sexism. Ironically the movie has a heroine and female characters become zombies later that episode.
  • The Door Slams You: Triceps slams a door on him in "Lil Wrinkly One".
  • The Stool Pigeon: In "Family Secrets", he eavesdrop Ditzy's rumor of their father having an affair, and he evolves it by identifying Ms. McBrisk as the mistress. He would be cast as tattle-teller by some family members until the letter appearing to be proof of Pa's affair is presented to Ma.
  • Tornado Move: In "Super Pfff", the same flea that bit T-Bone and extracted by L'il-One also bites him, who is forced to spin and become a tornado.
  • Villain Protagonist: Can be one in the episodes where he finds an opportunity to get rid of Pa and/or the siblings, like the first episode "Ransoming Dad".
  • Would Hit a Girl: Has done acts of force to Caprice, such as pushing her in the air in "Going Viral".
    Caprice (Rosénoir)
Voiced by: Rebecca Benhamour (French), Kate Bristol (English)
The fashionable goth teen daughter. Wishing to establish her clothing line, she is bipolar and is either a cheerful girl or a ruthless, irritable one. In Teen Crumpets, while she is still pretty flawed, she goes on to a couple more heroic roles. She's in love with the fellow goth Marylin. Her best friend is her neighbor Cassandra.
  • Action Girl: In "Disassister", she displays shades of this when she's going to rescue Grownboy's animals, especially when she jumps to the cage.
    • She wrestles (and later pounds) a crocodile that ate her phone in "Gentil choléra".
  • Ambiguously Bi: In "Ghost In The Attic", Caprice is believed to be in love with a girl by the eavesdropping twins and L'il-One because her crush's name is Marylin. However, in one morning, she concurs with a disappointed Granny and proclaims that no one needs men, and also doesn't refute Li'l One's subsequent lesbian claim.
    • Also, in "Ice Lust", a dancing Ms. McBrisk leaves Cassandra to be held by Caprice, with both girls looking at each other quietly, not to mention other Les Yay moments in other episodes.
  • Anti-Role Model: Lampshaded in "Road Stories" when Ms. McBrisk warns her daughter against being like her, saying she's "not exactly the best role model".
  • Ass Kicks You: In "Auto-graff", Caprice does this to push away the twins taunting at the camera of the video she is hosting.
  • Attending Your Own Funeral: Caprice unknowingly visits her own memorial service that was set up to frame her death by Granny to the other Crumpet children in "Going Viral".
  • Attention Whore: Especially in seasons one and two, she seeks attention within her family and social media. At the beginning of "A Grave Affair", she complains of having no likes, comments, or shares on Facedebook. Throughout the episode, she takes and shares inappropriate pictures of her family members.
  • Bad People Abuse Animals: She's pretty lukewarm to animals and abuses them, unlike her love interest Marylin. Although she saves Grownboy's animals in "Disassister", she remarks having them in a laboratory instead of residing in her house. One exception, she can tolerate Marylin's pet mouse as long it doesn't want to kiss her.
    • In "Road Stories", she kicks a pink penguin in the van, and just after delivering a message on loving animals in the climax, she gets hugged by a penguin and hypocritically throws it to the van. She does, however, express embarrassment for the atrocious act. As the incident is captured live, Caprice and Granny lose all their earned game show points and social media likes, and is possibly one of the crimes that help send them to prison. The penguins' savior Grownboy finds it hard to imagine that she's his sister.
  • Berserk Button: When she looks like her stylish aunt in "Puppy Love", she hates being labeled a "baby girl" when her father raises that up. She would rather be called a woman.
    • In "Enfermés en forêt", Cordless' destruction of her phone enrages her furiously. Cassie and Triceps have to hold her from going after him. Her eyes are even lit with fire.
  • Big Sister Bully: In some episodes, she bullies her younger siblings, although Li'l One and the twins have initiate many quarrels with her.
  • Birthday Episode: "Murder Everywhere", with her party failing miserably.
  • Bookworm: In "Quotient H", when Caprice is upset with her IQ of 90 from Cordless' IQ test, Cassie suggests her to improve her intelligence. Later, Cassie observes her friend being already obsessed with books and wearing glasses. Unfortunately, due to Caprice taking the test's results seriously, she isolates from her friend with her busy reading and treats her as a worthless dumb girl since Cassie received an IQ score of 30.
  • Bratty Teenage Daughter: Caprice often voices her displeasure when she can't get her way.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: She addresses the audience when she announces the third chapter of her planned autobiography in the swimming pool in "Greener Pastures".
  • Buried Alive: Caprice's last suicide attempt in "Going Viral" involves T-Bone burying her in a dug plot. She gets nearly entirely covered in dirt before finding and grabbing a rope hook that was unexpectedly dropped from a fan blimp.
  • Butt-Monkey: She's terribly unlucky throughout the show, such as getting stuck in a giant gelatin dessert in her birthday, given long body hair in an otherwise wax removing machine, being the first one attacked in a Food Fight, being electrocuted by her neighbor's anti-intruder trap, or getting frozen in an ice cube in the Teen Crumpets Christmas Episode, to name a few.
  • Cannot Keep a Secret: In "Nom de code", she promises Marylin to keep he and his pet mouse's old names a secret. At the ending, she spills the beans on the mouse's real name "Bob" to Pfff and Cassandra, making Marylin extremely upset.
    • However, in "Gentil choléra", Marylin discloses the secret of his mouse's name to Cassie.
  • Cape Snag: Drops twice due to her costume cape in "Murder Everywhere".
  • Catchphrase: "That's tote-smoking!" "Cruel world!" "I hate this world!"
  • Clashing Cousins: It's shown in "Disassister" (in flashbacks) and "The Divorce" that she is horrible to Cordless. She fooled him into dropping his video game portable and injected him with a huge syringe by surprise in flashbacks, and pushed and dropped him out a window to his adoptive mother's car. In "Acne Dents Happen" however she defends him from the other curious Crumpets due to his ability to glow and provide electricity, before she realizes that he's radioactive.
  • Clothing Damage: In "Crumpity Pity", Li'l One rips Caprice's shirt to expose her big fruit Fake Boobs, as well as her chest, in front of their sunbathing family.
  • Cool Shades: Wears shades in her online avatar in "CrumStep".
  • *Crack!* "Oh, My Back!": In "Quasi Cassie", her back keeps cracking when she's disguised as Cassandra and lays on the latter's hard bed.
  • Cranial Eruption: In "Auto-graff", she finds a somewhat tall lump on her head after removing the nappy she's wearing.
  • Cruella to Animals: In "Disassister", King suspects that she's endangering Grownboy's animals. Then there's an Imagine Spot showing the animals transforming to apparel.
    • Averted in "Nu comme Hervé", where Caprice accuses Marylin of wearing a leather coat that could be made from animals.
    • In "Gentil choléra" has T-Bone remembering Caprice wearing a coat comprised of his fur, during a scene where she tries to convince him to come with her to an outdoor teahouse for pets.
  • Crush Blush: Shows these when she calls or hangs out with Marylin in "Disassister".
  • Cucumber Facial: In "Booty for Beauty", Li'l One finds her wearing a cucumber facial and he screams.
  • Curse Cut Short: This happens in "Croco-Deal" (almost saying "damn" until getting interrupted by Ma) and "Gentlemanly Modified Organism" (her vulgar insult to Pfff getting cut by the Idiosyncratic Wipe heads mimicking a Sound-Effect Bleep).
  • Damsel in Distress: In "Insectator", the twins punish Caprice for stopping the kids' video game usage by strapping her on a skateboard inside a greenhouse. While struggling, she accidentally breaks a jar of maggots near her, but she is able to dial her phone for bug spray. When Pfff, who is sleepwalking after he played video game, sees his sister, she is viewed as a princess.
  • Drama Queen: She cries frequently, like when much of her family doesn't love her in "Going Viral", and cries quickly like after realizing she didn't spell all her words correctly in her text message to Marylin in "Sound The Alarm".
  • Dying Declaration of Love: In "Rat de marée", while she and Marylin are stranded in the Crumpets' elevator during the house's flooding, she confesses her crush on him. Although she offers to kiss, Marylin responds by sharing his secret that wanted to do things he hasn't done before and declaring that his best friend is Pfff. He doesn't return feelings beyond grabbing her shoulders and offering her a fist bump.
  • Enfant Terrible: The flashbacks in "Troc de trucs" show that she was cruel to her ragdoll by hammering it, ripping its hair off and pouring tea on it.
  • Evil Laugh: Does this after injecting Cordless with a huge syringe in a flashback in "Disassister".
    • In "Sound The Alarm", a very brief unspoken one is heard when she comes with the idea of misappropriating Cassandra's love poem to Pfff.
  • Fainting: Faints from José's ink, after she finds him cute, in "Octosquito".
  • Fashion Designer: Her dream profession is to become a fashion designer; "Quasi Cassie" reveals the outfits she had materialized. She doesn't appreciate having her fashion work touched by others, as she reprimands Ditzy for giving a tie to her dressed Marylin in "Nez à nez".
  • Fist of Rage: She clenches her fists from time to time, regardless if the scene has high tensions or not.
  • Goth: Her primary fashion. She is a Perky Goth when happy or excited.
  • Goth Girls Know Magic: Parodied in "Disassister". When Marylin finds a puppy from inside a couch, Caprice's excuse for hiding it was that she has the dogs for Black Magic.
  • Grumpy Bear: Although not all the time, she can be grumpy at unhappy or hostile moments.
  • Hair Antennae: There are two small tufts on top of her hair.
  • Hate Sink: Downplayed. Caprice does countless inhuman acts and can be short-tempered, but she isn't supposed to be hated by the audience in many episodes.
  • Heel–Face Revolving Door: At times in seasons one and two, she rebels her family and joins her rich uncle and aunt, whether it's for their Paymeism causes, living in the Crumpet house when the other Crumpets were kicked out, or replacing Cordless as their adopted child. But when she sticks with the Crumpets, she has heroic or villainous roles.
  • Help, I'm Stuck!: She falls to a huge gelatin dessert in her birthday party and gets stuck in it in "Murder Everywhere". The Crumpets fail to save her.
  • Hero Antagonist: In "Ransoming Dad", she leads the Crumpet children who want to save their father from his kidnapping. This is the first episode though, and some subsequent appearances portray her as tyrannical.
  • I'll Kill You!: Delivers a death threat to Cassandra and chases her over their shared love of Marylin in "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk". She also threatens a "death wish" to L'il-One after he retaliates by spitting stony olives on her in "Cheep Shot", and wants to "euthanize" Granny for disturbing the family in "Addicted".
  • Impossibly-Low Neckline: When she's dressed like Aunt Harried in "Puppy Love", she has an extremely low neckline.
  • Lady in a Power Suit: In "CrumStep", she wears a business suit once she manages the stage acts and hosts the concerts in the Crumpet house.
  • Lady Swearsalot: Having said "crap", "crappy" and "pissed off", she's normally the one for the family.
  • Limited Wardrobe: Caprice has copies of her shirt and skirt, but she also has a vast amount of clothing that she is rarely seen wearing.
  • Lots of Luggage: In "Greener Pastures", she brings plenty of suitcases, most of them on two carts, during her runaway from home.
  • Magic Skirt: When she hangs on the Lie Detector in "Ransoming Dad" and tries upside-down yoga with Triceps in "Belief Relief", her skirt holds up.
  • Manipulative Bitch: In "Amenez-zique !", one member of a popular male music duo crashes his helicopter outside the Crumpets' house. After he wakes up, he has no memory of his identity. Caprice, who is a big fan of the duo, rescues him but also explains to him that they've been in a romantic relationship. Hoping to keep him as her "ideal boyfriend", she conceals him in her bedroom, alters his clothes and hair to match her own colors, and gives him a different name.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: With Marylin, he can get more sensitive than Caprice, who is also pretty emotional. She also invited him for a date, and becomes a heroine while he would freak out and act cowardly.
  • Meaningful Name: Her English name which refers to her Mood-Swinger nature, as well as her French name referring to the colors pink and black.
  • Modesty Towel: She's seen wearing a towel when she complains to get her hair remover working in "Prehistoric Crumpets", and when she's rescued by Ohoh from a dropping red paint bucket at the beginning of "Supernawak".
  • Mood-Swinger: One of her traits. It's even pointed out in an official description of the show.
  • Non-Nude Bathing: When her silhouette is viewed through the shower curtain at the beginning of "Supernawak", she is wearing a towel.
  • Ocular Gushers: Can do this frequently in her complaints, notably in "Going Viral".
  • Off-Model: It's not uncommon for her asymmetric hair to flip to the other side.
  • Our Werewolves Are Different: When it's her turn to be treated in Ma's wax removal machine in "Hairifying", the twins shut down power in the house, leaving herself stuck inside the malfunctioning machine. Once Ma restores the electricity, the interior of the machine explodes and Caprice walks out with longer body hair, and looks at a mirror and freaks out for appearing like a "gorilla". While panicking to her room, she gives a silhouette of what appears to be a werewolf running in a hallway that scares Ohoh. Later on, Granny gives the hairy Caprice an opportunity to be famous if she appears in her remake of Werezombies and Chainsaws, its production soon disrupted by the female zombie plague in the house.
  • Outdated Outfit: In "Puppy Love", she lampshades that her clothes are "so yesterday", which poses an obstacle for meeting the celebrity Cradley Booper.
  • Peek-a-Bangs: Her long hair covers her left eye.
  • Phoneaholic Teenager: She's very busy with her smartphone and social media. In "La photo de la honte", she gets a Heroic BSoD after Ma confiscated her phone, intensifying to the point she needs a wheelchair.
  • Pink Girl, Blue Boy: The pink girl to Marylin's blue boy.
  • Playing Possum: In "Girls On Holiday", Caprice does this in protest of Ms. McBrisk's higher expectations on the girls' preparedness for self travel.
  • Protagonist Journey to Villain: Some episodes have Caprice turn into an evil person that Cassie wouldn't side with. Caprice remains pretty unlucky for laughs, though.
  • Puppy-Dog Eyes: Caprice show these twice to her objectionable aunt in "Gambled Gables" and the aptly-named "Puppy Love".
  • Rapid Hair Growth: She grows her hair back to its long length by pulling it in "Puppy Love".
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Red oni to Cassandra's blue oni. Her nose, a bit of her hair, and some clothes are red or pink, and she's extroverted, aggressive and selfish.
  • Reformed, but Not Tamed: While in "Disassister" she is part of the rescue of Grownboy's menagerie, she gets fed up by those animals residing in her house and wishes having them in a laboratory, as if she never stepped in to spare them.
  • The Runaway: Becomes a runaway in "Greener Pastures". Wanting to publish her autobiography rather than living with her "rotten" family and cutting spuds, she flees to live in her uncle and aunt's house, goes luxury shopping and appears in a fashion magazine. Her dream autobiography would be an account of her runaway experience.
  • Saw "Star Wars" 27 Times: According to "Cinématurité", she had seen The Horror Show movie at least two hundred times.
  • Screaming Woman: Can scream in occasion, but does it a couple times at the beginning of "Dans tes dents" because of her incoming dental brace appointment. It's so dreadful, the twins have to hide in a cooking pot!
  • Shower Scene: She showers at the beginning of "Supernawak", then comes out while baited by one of the twins' pranks. She wears a towel at all times.
  • Skeletons in the Coat Closet: Caprice wears the top half of a skull like a hat and small bones as part of her costume for the voodoo ceremony in "Attic In The Ghost".
  • Skunk Stripe: Caprice has pink and light blue/gray stripes in her hair.
  • Still Sucks Thumb: In "Quasi Cassie", she sucks her thumb on Cassandra's bed in one montage.
  • Stunned Silence: In "Reuh", she is silently shocked and doesn't even move an inch upon her first glance at Cassie's titular boyfriend. She ends her silence happily welcoming Reuh, though.
  • Surrounded by Idiots: In "Cacher la voiiix", after her friends reveal to Caprice on the backstage that Marylin lost his voice, and Triceps, whose singing voice substituted Marylin's at the audition, is going to be the real star of the concert, Caprice gets angry by her friends for hiding the truth and their staring at her, and she questions if they're fools.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: In "Puppy Love", when Granny knocks on Caprice's bedroom door, Caprice exclaims "I'm not here" to the door knocker.
  • Teens Are Monsters: Especially in seasons 1 and 2, it's not uncommon for her to demonstrate atrocious behavior as a teenager, like animal harm, sibling abuse, or rebellion to the family.
  • Teens Love Shopping: She is depicted as a shopaholic on a few occasions. In "Odeurs corp", after finding she lacks money for online shopping, she and Cassie decide to invent and sell a product.
  • Two Girls to a Team: She and Cassandra are the only females in the main cast of Teen Crumpets.
  • The Unintelligible: In "Dans tes dents", because she thinks her new dental braces are horrible, Caprice becomes afraid of opening her mouth to everyone else. She leaves her mouth shut due to the twins trying to snap a picture of her mouth and her fear of Marylin looking at it. She makes one last conversation in her bedroom with Cassandra before she only muffles with her mouth shut during the next days.
  • Villain Protagonist: In "Road Stories", although she didn't support it at first, she eventually maintains her grandmother's idea to make their televised journey a scam. They later steal Ms. McBrisk's begonias and kidnap her, and Caprice hurts Grownboy's stolen pink penguins before being arrested for throwing one penguin to her van during a live TV broadcast.
  • You Are Fat: When she lives with Hurry and Harried after the couple chastised Cordless in "Greener Pastures", Harried thinks Caprice isn't her definitive adoptive daughter because of her body. Once Caprice hears this, she begins to suspect that her uncle and aunt are backfiring her.
    Uncle Hurry: You happy now sweetie?
    Aunt Harried: Yes. Actually, I have one hesitation. Isn't she a bit too plump to, you know, pass for my daughter?
  • Young Entrepreneur: In "Odeurs corp", prompted by the lack of money needed for online shopping, she and Cassie sell body odor-eliminating pills invented with Cordless' assistance in a bid to resolve an apparent global crisis of unhygienic people. When her friends are worried of human body odors risking extinction due to the product, as well as Cassie feeling bad for Marylin and Pfff being stuck with undesirable odors from consuming experimental pills, Caprice resists their opposition. Cordless secretly creates an antidote that cures the pill's effects on himself, Marylin and Pfff. Ultimately, the three boys halt Caprice's shipment by farting at her on the house's elevator.
Voiced by: Léonard Hamet (French), Billy Bob Thompson (English)
An extremely tall teenager who is lazy and loves rock music. In Teen Crumpets, he is Marylin's best friend and the guitarist for their band.
  • Accidental Pervert: In "Dried Water", Pfff drills underground and enters the McBrisks' bathroom as he intends to save the weather girl from the shortage of water. At the same time, Cassandra and her mother are bathing together. Ms. McBrisk welcomes the drill until she looks at Pfff and accuses him of being a The Peeping Tom. Cassandra, who adores him, isn't bothered.
  • Blind Mistake: In "No Pffuture", Pfff (who is habitually sleepy) hits a light post and mistakes it for a "ma'am".
  • Catchphrase: "Pfff!" "Not cool!/Uncool!" (and variations)
  • Cool Shades: In "Granny Strip", he wears shades while pretending to be a German.
  • Cranial Eruption: In "Pong! The Menace!", he gets a lump on his head from banging a door. It disgusts Caprice.
  • Does Not Like Shoes: He is almost always barefooted.
  • The Door Slams You: Caprice slams a door on him at the beginning of "The Clip".
  • Dumbass Teenage Son: One of his main traits is being a slouch. He would rather play a racing game instead of driving a real car, for example.
  • Eyes Always Shut: Regularly keeps his eyes shut. One exception is at the end of "Hairifying" when he loses all but one of his hair strands.
  • Fauxreigner: In "Granny Strip", when he discovers the "German girl" (Cassandra), he pretends to be a German boy to the McBrisks along with a haircut and different clothes.
  • Friend to Bugs: In "Pong! The Menace!", he has a pet blue-nosed worm who happens to be similar to the prehistoric one sealed inside the precious Kun Yun Yun diamond.
  • Genius Ditz: Slothful, but plays the guitar excellently.
  • Gentle Giant: He's huge among the children and is rarely angry.
  • Head Desk: In "Pong! The Menace!", in the aftermath of the "loss" of his pet worm, he bangs his head to a door and grows a lump.
  • Headphones Equal Isolation: As a regular wearer of headphones, he's singled out from the other kids at some moments.
  • Heroic Wannabe: Acts like a superhero while drilling underground to save the weather girl in "Dried Water", and when he dives to the tornado to go after her in "Super Pfff".
  • "I Want" Song: In "No Pffuture", he does a little song about making money. Although Triceps wants him to get a job beforehand, he immediately requests his parents to give him change for his food.
  • Important Haircut: In "Granny Strip", the titular character cuts Pfff's long hair and uses it as a wig. His hair though returns to normal after this episode.
  • The Intern: In "Super Pfff", he's a new intern in the weather station who gets his own office, although the weather girl is what fascinates him.
  • Likes Older Women: His attraction to the weather girl during seasons one and two. This is hinted when her older age is one of complaints Cassie (who is impersonating Pfff) makes when she terminates the weather girl's relationship with him in "Super Pfff".
  • Literally Loving Thy Neighbor: He can be in love with his neighbor, but not on par with from her side. Their relationship improves in the Teen Crumpets episodes.
  • Mistaken for Gay: At the beginning of "Super Pfff", after Cassandra tells Caprice the news that Cradley Booper had proposed and will tie the knot, Caprice assumes that it's Pfff whose knot will be tied with Cradley before being corrected.
  • My Brain Is Big: Inverted. His brain is abnormally small according to "Inside Li'l One's Brain".
  • My Nayme Is: His name is pronounced "Pffeuh" according to a French official site, although the name is also pronounced as a hard F, "Piff", "Puff" or "Fuh" in English at least.
  • Nice Hat: Wears a fedora hat while pretending to be a German boy in "Granny Strip".
  • Not Himself: In "Gentlemanly Modified Organism", Ma figures how to simply make Pfff more active, intelligent and responsible. She constructs a joystick that wirelessly links to his headphones plugged to a media player so she can control him. After she fixes the joystick and leaves it unattended, T-Bone grows an attachment to the joystick and snatches it, leaving Pfff's mind indefinitely manipulated. Ms. McBrisk becomes a fan of him when he admits his family's shortcomings, while Cassie is not amused with Pfff's new mannerisms and way of life, as he even refuses to play a guitar for her. During her phone call with Caprice:
    Cassandra: Caprice, I have awful news. Pfff, he moves! He talks! How did this ever happen? What's wrong with him? Tell me please...
  • Not So Stoic: In "Pong! The Menace!", he gets really furious and sad when Pa has to sacrifice his pet worm for a clay replica of a prehistoric diamond with a worm inside. This breaks his normally unemotional state.
    Pfff: (to Pa) Barbarian! I hate your guts!
  • Oblivious to Love: He doesn't pay much attention to Cassie's affections toward him with the main exceptions happening in season 4. In "Ice Lust", Cassie declares to Caprice that he's "out of touch" and she has to move on to someone else, although she remains fascinated to him in many subsequent episodes.
  • Only You Can Repopulate My Race: In "Prehistoric Crumpets", Cassandra and her reluctant mother explore having their fellow bomb shelter inhabitant play a role in restoring the allegedly near-extinct human population in the aftermath of the meteor impact. Ms. McBrisk tests him to identify his worthiness, but he fails the first test because he would order pizza instead of being responsible to feed a family. Defending her attachment to Pfff from her mother, Cassie flees with him outside. As she tries to return him to the trials by trying to kiss him, he bumps her (probably by accident) and she falls to the ground while he can point at the Flying Saucer in the sky. It doesn't show if they did it by their reunification with the Crumpet family.
  • Pink Girl, Blue Boy: Inverted with Cassandra, although only his nose is pink.
  • Rubber Hose Limbs: His long arms are bendy.
  • Shower Scene: He spends some time with a TV showing the Weather Girl in the shower room in "Dried Water". At first, he is not in the running shower, but as he's about to shower, the water runs empty. He finally showers as the water supply returns.
  • Sleepyhead: He's normally one.
  • The Stoic: Pfff doesn't usually show emotions other than some smiling. He does become angry in "Pong! The Menace!" over Pa sacrificing his pet worm as part of a scheme to appease the titular villain.
    • In "Rip la guitare", his friends become concerned with his lack of mourning over the "death" of his first guitar, "Pop", and the episode mainly revolves on their endeavors on establishing his grief.
  • Tall, Dark, and Handsome: Granny calls Pfff this (albeit "sexy" instead of "handsome") during his makeover in "Granny Strip".
  • Torso with a View: In "My Family's Full of Losers", Pfff receives holes through his body and doesn't succumb to them after being the only one shot by Ohoh in the game show round.
  • Traumatic Haircut: The titular character of "Pong! The Menace!" briefly kidnaps Pfff and shaves his hair from the top of his head.
  • Vague Age: Averted as he's 17 according to his description on an official French website.
Voiced by: Kelly Marot (French), Rebecca Soler (English)
The strongman of the family. She is physically fit and powerful, and sometimes serves as a fitness coach.
  • Acrofatic: Triceps has a squarish body and is athletic and tough.
  • Action Girl: She is a brutally tough girl, a wrestler and a chainsaw wielder. "In Man Up!", her siblings avoid bothering Triceps, going far when one of the Trickster Twins, Bother, wipes food off her face, and Blister gives her more food during the Food Fight. Pa calls her the family's "alpha male".
  • All Amazons Want Hercules: Inverted in "Ice Lust" when she falls in love with the sedentary Cordless.
  • Anvil on Head: She's crushed by the satellite dish that Cassie kicked from the Crumpets' rooftop in "Granny Strip".
  • Battering Ram: The Crumpet family uses Triceps as one (while she's on the end of a pillar held by the family) in "Taxidermama" to open the shut door of their house from outside, now that Fynartz transformed the house to look like Ma and is preparing to transform Ma to taxidermy.
  • Big Sister Bully: Can act like a bully. In "L'impffossible choix", she grabs Fynartz and Ditzy in a dispute among the children over whether their parents can have a "favorite child".
  • Camera Abuse: Triceps punches a camera after winning the first round in the "My Family's Full of Losers" game show.
  • Cephalothorax: Her head can be classified as her body.
  • Drama-Preserving Handicap: In "Va te catcher vilain !", when Triceps demonstrates an aerial move for Caprice and Cassie, she crashes the floor and gets injured. Because of this, she's unable to fight her giant opponent in an upcoming match, so she lets the two girls substitute herself by, peculiarly, wearing a two-faced costume of herself and have them hold her chainsaw. A Curb-Stomp Battle would ensue.
  • Face–Heel Turn: In "The Terrible Teens", Li'l One convinces Triceps to be his bodyguard as part of his mission to usurp the family from Pa.
  • Failures on Ice: Inverted. In "Ice Lust", she is shown to be advanced in ice skating.
  • First Love: In "Ice Lust", she develops feelings for her adopted cousin Cordless and tries to find and ask Caprice to figure how to attract boys.
  • Ground Wave: When she halts rollerskating on the road in "Ice Lust", she produces ground waves that flip a car.
  • Hallucinations: In "Les sur-vivants", while she's in a group of kids that try to survive from an apparent Zombie Apocalypse, she finds and eats berries in the woods. She hallucinates and becomes a dangerous fighter who kidnaps people and imprisons them into gym equipment-like formations.
  • Hidden Depths: In "Cacher la voiiix", she's revealed to have a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, she only intends to provide singing vocals to Marylin, who lost his ability to speak, and not under her personal alias.
  • Kids Are Cruel: She forcefully throws Li'l-One and Granny so they can participate or observe the house switcheroo like the rest of the family in "Shake It Up".
    • She also uses physical force to bar Pa from a concert due to the dress code in "CrumStep".
  • Lady in a Power Suit: Becomes one along with Caprice when she manages the concert shows in "CrumStep". She returns to this job in the concert in Hurry and Harried's mansion in "The Divorce".
  • Meaningful Name: Her name refers to a specific group of muscles in the arm.
  • Megaton Punch: In "Ice Lust", she delivers one to the Cradley Booper cutout and Cordless behind it.
  • Rage Against the Reflection: She puts makeup and girlier clothes on in order to be more attractive to Cordless in "Ice Lust". After she looks at the mirror, she appears angry and changes its angle in order for her reflection to be satisfactory.
  • Rollerblade Good: She's skilled at rollerblading and ice skating according to "Ice Lust".
  • Sound-Effect Bleep: After Li'l One pokes fun of Triceps in "Shake It Up", she makes an insult at him which gets partly censored by the Scene Transition heads mimicking a "BEEP" like what happened to Granny earlier.
  • Super-Strong Child: Her key characteristic. She lifts the Crumpets' house in "Save Granny".
  • Tomboy: Her physical toughness differentiates her from the other female children. Although there are times where she tries to look feminine by secretly using Caprice's accessories.
  • Tomboy and Girly Girl: The tomboy to Ditzy's girly girl. They're the most noticeable pairing among the Crumpet sisters.
  • Wise Beyond Their Years: Triceps has some authority over the other siblings in accomplishing chores or conduct, like forcing Pfff to find a job in "No Pffuture". She also disciplines the teen-minded Pa in "The Terrible Teens", her strength credited.
  • Wrap Around: In "Man Up!", when she runs off the edge she immediately returns from the opposite edge.
    Ditzy (Tetenlair)
Voiced by: Rosalie Hamet (French), Erica Schroeder (English)
A curious girl with profound interest in beliefs and philosophy. Her trademark feature is her removable balloon head.
  • Adorably Precocious Child: Downplayed. She may be one of the show's most adorable characters, is somewhat familiar with religious and supernatural ideas, and is brave to visit the attic. But she makes a couple of poor statements, in addition to clumsy errors which she is capable of acknowledging.
  • Balloonacy: Her head is capable of lifting her body when held by the string in some situations.
  • Bare Your Midriff: While wearing primitive-looking clothing in "Prehistoric Crumpets".
  • Be the Ball: In "Nom de code", at one instance when a telephone rings, Bother, Blister and Li'l One rush toward it and knock down Ditzy on their way. Caprice, who is racing against her younger siblings, throws Ditzy's head like bowling ball and strikes them before they could answer it.
  • Bedsheet Ghost: Subverted; in "Ghosts In The Attic" she looks like one when her floating head wears a white table cloth.
  • Blush Sticker: Permanent ones.
  • Bookworm: Her bedroom has floating books with strings attached (or they may be book balloons), and she reads a book while sunbathing in "Crumpity Pity".
  • Break the Cutie: In "Family Secrets", the ignorance from her family concerning her grounded head makes her sorrowful, before she delivers payback to her siblings.
  • Buried Alive: It's implied that T-Bone buried her head in "Ghost In The Attic". He managed to jump and bite the tablecloth she was wearing one night.
  • The Chew Toy: Her removable head is fodder for several slapstick jokes.
  • Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Quite a literal example. Her head has been described to prefer living in the clouds and her bedroom is cloud themed. She contrasts from the rest of the family with her dreamy temperament.
  • Cranium Chase: She tries to get her head back at a few moments, such as when it's blown by Caprice in "Going Viral", and when her and body gets separated in "Ghosts in the Attic".
  • Disproportionate Retribution: In "Nez à nez", after Caprice bans Ditzy from modifying her fashion work on Marylin, Ditzy goes with her sister in the greenhouse and pushes her to a cabinet by surprise, shutting it with a broom.
  • The Ditz: Being a literal airhead, she's not very unintelligent but is prone to mistakes and awkward thoughts.
  • Dude, Not Funny!: In "Shake It Up", once Li'l One is denied from staying in the Do Not Disturb room and is about to get thrown by Triceps, Ditzy is the only sibling near him who is concerned rather than laughing. This is averted, however, in "Going Viral" as she laughs at a teased Caprice.
  • Girly Bruiser: "Family Secrets" shows that her string can be used for strangling, and her head can strike someone to the air. She can get the upper hand in wrestling Caprice as seen in "Nez à nez".
  • Goshdang It To Heck: During her Jerkass Ball scene in "Family Secrets", she tells Blister "I don't give a string about your secrets!".
  • Idiot Ball: One mistake makes her responsible for hallucinating others in "Murder Everywhere".
  • Immediate Self-Contradiction: A hallmark of her ditzy personality.
    • What she says on what nonbelievers really believe in "Belief Relief":
      Ditzy: Nothing? How is that even possible? Believing in nothing ultimately means you believe in something, provided you grant that nothing's something of course.
    • When she tries to cheer Caprice at the beginning of "Ghost In The Attic", her description of love isn't quite clear.
      Ditzy: While it may not be sure-sure, you can never be sure-sure. Love's so very complicated and yet so simple, you know what I mean though?
  • Inelegant Blubbering: In "Family Secrets" after the family doesn't help her grounded head, and in "Murder Everywhere" when she's about to confess pouring Rudy Swan's ashes to the sugar container. These are rare examples of less watery crying in the show compared with the normal Ocular Gushers.
  • Jerkass Ball: In "Family Secrets", when she doesn't want the siblings to share more secrets with her, she strays from her usual kind character, becomes ill-behaved and assails two of her siblings, including one who was not shown to mistreat her. She strangles Caprice with her string, and her head slams an incoming King to the air crashing the greenhouse.
    • In "Nez à nez", she pushes Caprice by surprise to a cabinet in the greenhouse and shuts it with a broom so she can try to reach Marylin without somebody stopping her.
  • Losing Your Head: Ditzy's head is light and frequently comes off her body, and with a string attached it looks and floats like a balloon (with wind and rubber stretching sounds). Her head functions on its own, as so as her body which usually tries to get the head back, or hold the head as a held balloon or lift up in the air. Tying the string with a knot secures her head. In "Family Secrets", her head loses the ability to float twice so her body has to drag it on the ground. She would discover that gossiping would make her head float again. Her head drops again after her siblings catch her for gossiping their secrets.
  • Lotus Position: She does yoga on her cloud bed as seen in "Family Secrets".
  • Meaningful Name: Her English name reflecting her somewhat dopey nature, and French name (tête en l'air: head in the air).
  • Nice Girl: She's one of the nicest Crumpet kids in the cast. It doesn't mean she'll always be nice.
  • The Stool Pigeon: She's the one who created the rumor of her father's affair with a mistress (from misinterpreting Granny's old letter) in "Family Secrets". She shares secrets of her family to Cassandra after being asked to and founds out that this lets her head float again. She would be caught as a blabbermouth by her siblings.
  • Thinks Like a Romance Novel: In "Nez à nez", she develops a crush on Marylin. Because she never had been seriously in love before, she watches a romantic movie and reads Caprice's magazines for inspiration.
  • Tomboy and Girly Girl: The girly girl to Triceps' tomboy, and the most noticeable pair out of the Crumpet sisters.
    Bother and Blister (Midi and Midi-Cinq)
Voiced by: Siméon Hamet, Antoine Raffin and Lucas Ripberger (French), Erica Schroeder (English) for Bother and Rosalie Hamet and Chiara Vergne (French), Rebecca Soler (English) for Blister
A brother-sister duo who do cruel fun at family members and others.
  • A Day in the Limelight: "Octosquito" is a special case for the twins due to their separation in the story into two distinct roles: Blister assisting Grownboy in stopping the monster, and Bother being one of the children victimized by the monster.
  • Annoying Younger Siblings: They're young Crumpet siblings who annoy siblings, including older ones.
  • Bad People Abuse Animals: T-Bone the dog is one of the twins' frequent targets for pranks. They shoot a two week-starved flea at T-Bone at the beginning of "Super Pfff" and the dog spins as a tornado. They also attach him to a rocket in "Granny's Twin Sister".
  • Brother–Sister Team: The twins often work together for their terrifying ploys.
  • The Door Slams You: Caprice does it to them in the 2011 pilot.
  • Evil Laugh: They make one after their play-nurse checkup on Ohoh in "Hairifying".
  • Fatal Fireworks: It's not uncommon for the twins to play with fireworks that damage property or have the other family members covered in ash.
  • Half-Identical Twins: They can share some phrases and actions including laughing on the floor.
  • Kids Are Cruel: The twins target other siblings, primarily Ohoh, and T-Bone the dog in their antics. They also victimize adults, like Bother exposing Pa's buttocks with an electric razor and dropping drips of urine to Ms. McBrisk's mouth.
  • Major Injury Underreaction: In "Octosquito", while Bother's head is a literal crumpet, José bites and eats a chunk of his head. When Bother returns to normal, the wound stays and he is perfectly fine.
  • Meaningful Name: Their names reflect how annoying and troublesome they are to the rest of the family.
  • Pink Girl, Blue Boy: The colors in their bedroom.
  • Punny Name: To "brother" and "sister".
  • Screams Like a Little Girl: More so for Bother, and less so for Blister, in the 2011 pilot.
  • Security Cling: They do this after Ma forces them to stop their dog's endless Tornado Move (caused by the twins shooting a hungry flea to the dog) by dropping them to the tornado.
  • Sibling Rivalry: They hate each other during most of "Granny's Twin Sister" after they start blaming each other for the explosion in their bedroom.
  • Single-Minded Twins: Sometimes they finish each other's sentences.
  • Solar-Powered Magnifying Glass: In "Pudeur et tremblements", Bother uses one to burn Marylin's rear and expose his Goofy Print Underwear.
  • The Stool Pigeon: In "Le commère-âge", they and Larry are responsible for creating the malicious rumors that had been circulating the Crumpet house.
  • Theme Twin Naming: Their names reference their calamitous behavior and rhyme with "brother" and "sister".
  • Trickster Twins: They're principally twins who mess with the rest of their family.
  • Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: Their enjoyment of explosives is destructive and disturbing as they're among the youngest Crumpets.
  • Youthful Freckles: Both of them are children with freckles.
    Ohoh (Oulala)
Voiced by: Siméon Hamet (French), Rebecca Soler (English)
One of youngest children, he is a timid little boy who sometimes gets bullied by Bother and Blister.
  • Blind Without 'Em: He walks carefully after he traded his glasses for the chocolates in "Lil Wrinkly One". But in "Family Secrets", he tells Ditzy his secret of seeing a little without glasses.
  • Catchphrase: "Uh-oh!" "It's not my fault!"
  • The Chew Toy: Ohoh has been a harmed victim of the twins' bullying, like when Blister lets him fall to the wooden stick processor in "Sticks Stink".
  • Cowardly Lion: Ohoh is usually the one among the Crumpet children who is very frightened of what's coming up. But in "Hairifying" he walks towards the group of female zombies to see if he himself can calm them.
  • Jerkass Ball: In "My Family's Full of Losers", he borrows a machine gun in the game show for the purpose of killing his brothers and sisters in a game show round.
  • Kids Are Cruel: In "My Family's Full of Losers", Pfff calls Ohoh's onslaught "child abuse".
  • Meaningful Name: Sounds like one of his catch phrases.
  • Oh, Crap!: Says phrases like "Uh-oh", even when he's not a Chew Toy or if the situation isn't really frightening.
  • Sneeze of Doom: In "Acne Dents Happen", when the fly goes near Ohoh again, he sneezes and topples his constructed stack of glass cups to the floor.
  • Super Zeroes: The episode "Supernawak" has Ohoh turning to the titular superhero by the twins and Cordless, and Fynartz gives him a Super Man-like costume. His belief of having "superpowers" however was mainly based on a streak of lucky events rather than planning ahead as pointed by Li'l One, which causes Ohoh to quit being a superhero for a while.
  • Tornado Move: In "Supernawak", he spins like a tornado after he's released from an unraveled electric wire that had wrapped him, and after his spinning deflects and saves Pa's cooking oil barrel from spilling, he thinks he has a superpower. Near the end, he does his "special death twirl", trips on his cape, and pushes Cordless into falling on Ms. McBrisk and through her roof.
  • Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: In "My Family's Full of Losers", he tries to kill his family with a machine gun.
  • Who's Laughing Now?: He goes through hell many times, but in "My Family's Full of Losers", he attempts to murder the other Crumpets with a machine gun.
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: In "Acne Dents Happen", he keeps getting afraid of a fly.
  • Yank the Dog's Chain: In "Acne Dents Happen", once he jumps over the sliding chicken in the power generator's room, he celebrates being "cured" of his unluckiness. Shortly afterwards, the fly arrives and scares him again, and he accidentally steps and squirts the radioactive acne cream to the power generator, resulting in a explosion that destroys the house. The Sneeze of Doom example also counts.
Voiced by: Antoine Raffin and Lucas Ripberger (French), Alex Luscomb (English)
Also one of the youngest children, he pretends to be a lion and wears a costume of the animal.
  • Blatant Lies: In "Amnesia", during King's captivity under Ms. McBrisk, Cassie confronts him for being cared by her mother. After loosening from her grip, King cries and hits an open door just before Ms. McBrisk arrives at the scene. He blames Cassie for hitting him, therefore leading to her exile from her mother's household. It could be possible his door collision contributed to his amnesia.
  • Doorstop Baby: In "Amnesia", he's launched by the outside clothing wheel to the McBrisk yard and is found by Ms. McBrisk. She keeps him like an adoptive child, tames him, and names him Ghislain.
  • Free-Range Children: In "Disassister", during his quest to save Grownboy's animals, he travels offscreen from the family's house to Grownboy's house on a high-rise in the middle of the city, arriving with facial bruises and his costume slightly worn out.
  • Friend to All Living Things: Feeling like the king of the jungle also means he cares for other animals like Grownboy's pets in "Disassister". Ultimately, he disappointingly gives them up while they're inhabiting the house, and Caprice lampshades him as a friend to the animals to his annoyance.
  • Funny Afro: Has an afro hidden under his fake mane. When Li'l-One removes King's fake mane for the boys' identiy swap in "Sticks Stink", not only does he reveal King's afro to the viewer but also caused countless bugs to crawl out of King's filthy hair.
  • Hates Baths: Doesn't like bathing because he likes to wear his costume. This drives the scene in "Amnesia" where the family chases him in the house.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: In "Amnesia", he pushes Li'l-One from getting slapped by an insulted Ms. McBrisk and receives her strike. Consequentially, by the time he wakes up after rolling and hitting the TV, he loses his amnesia and his personality returns to normal.
  • Identity Amnesia: In "Amnesia", he suffers from the titular condition as a result of getting launched from the clothing wheel to the McBrisk yard at one night. Ms. McBrisk adopts him and names him Ghislain. His wild animal personality pertains by the start of McBrisk's care on him, but her brief rearing transforms him to a formal boy.
  • Jerkass Ball: In "Sticks Stink", he successfully ruins L'il-One's birthday when he's disguised as him.
  • Leitmotif: An African drumming piece can be heard in his scenes.
  • Lover Tug-of-War: In a platonic example, Ma and Ms. McBrisk pull his arms in their fight over his custody in "Amnesia".
  • Meaningful Name: He pretends to be the king of the jungle.
  • Running on All Fours: Can do this, like in "Amnesia".
  • Signature Scent: Can give off a nasty odor due to his fear of being bathed, as in the beginning of "Amnesia".
  • Super Window Jump: Unintentionally does this to the greenhouse in "Family Secrets" after Ditzy's head slammed him to the air.
  • Terrified of Germs: King is afraid of germs and viruses. He believes that wearing his lion costume shields him from germs. On the other hand, he is filthy and Hates Baths.
  • Wild Child: King's imitation of a lion makes him a Wild Child. He doesn't want his costume off and he can run with all fours. In "Amnesia" however, Ms. McBrisk's rearing causes him not to act like one until the climax.
    Fynartz (Bozart)
Voiced by: Léon Plazol (French), Erica Schroeder (English)
The art genius of the children.
  • Cool Shades: He wears shades.
  • Demoted to Extra: In season 3, he is only named Crumpet (other than Granny) who doesn't have any importance in any episode. He returned with a minor role in "L'impffossible choix".
  • Dreadlock Rasta: His hair has dreadlocks, one of them colored like a pencil at the tip.
  • Eccentric Artist: In "Man Up!", he is worried of the "chaos" in his artistic talent and thinks of how to rectify this. It's also revealed he can make art out of a Food Fight, rubbish and other messes. He would find Ma's big new chainsaw and ride on it so he can cut the landscape outside, cut a hole in the sky and banish to its dark sky.
  • Head Pet: Fynartz has a nest with two birds on his hair.
  • Jerkass Ball: He holds Ma captive for taxidermy in "Taxidermama".
  • Mad Artist: A couple of his artistic projects involve his recklessness. In "Taxidermama", he paints hundreds of paintings of Ma while she's growing hopelessness on her cloning machine's malfunctions. Looking to evolve his artwork revolving Ma, he mows all the paintings and alters the house so it can look like Ma, then he holds her captive in the house as he prepares to taxidermize her.
    • In "Lil Wrinkly One", he throws paint with his brushes all over his room, while also having Li'l One covered with paint.
    • In "Man Up!", he leans to an Eccentric Artist due to his lack of harm.
  • Meaningful Name: The English name being a pun of "fine arts", and the French name rhyming with Mozart.
  • Punny Name: To "fine arts".
  • Spell My Name with an "S": Fynartz' name is also spelled "Finartz", in the description of "Taxidermama".
  • Wingding Eyes: His eyes are spinning rainbow spirals (or white and oval shaped when shocked) as seen in "Taxidermama".
    Grownboy (Grangran)
Voiced by: Olivier Podesta (French), Jason Griffith (English)
A Crumpet child who is a now an adult and usually lives away from his childhood home. He is an effeminate veterinarian who loves animals and owns many exotic ones. His best friend is Steve, whose frequent disputes have threatened their relationship. They marry in "Cheep Shot".
  • And Call Him "George"!: In an Imagine Spot in "The Mix-Up", Grownboy, who is only a silhouette, holds and kisses a fearful T-Bone (with Ms. McBrisk's mind) while Ditzy proposes the family to give their apparently atypical dog to him.
  • Black Comedy Rape: Implied in "Octosquito" when the titular monster José floats behind and pulls a cross-dressed Grownboy to a room and locks the door. This could be why Grownboy, who exclaims "good vibrations", grows tentacles and wings at the ending.
  • Bunnies for Cuteness: He is obviously fascinated with bunnies. The likeness of this animal is depicted on his childhood bed, plush toys, collectible plates, motor trike, and the back of his black jacket.
  • Camp Gay: He wears biker leather with his torso exposed and purple pants and boots, has shoulder-length hair, speaks with an effeminate voice and colorful language, and cares much for his friend Steve like the animals he loves.
  • Cool Bike: Drives a yellow trike adorned with wings and a bunny head. It hauls his trailer.
  • Cool Pet: His pets including the crocodiles named Renato and José the octopus.
  • CPR: Clean, Pretty, Reliable: Tries to revive a bird by doing CPR in "Cheep Shot". He pounds the bird later in his effort.
  • Demoted to Extra: In season three, he only appears once with a supporting role in "Bulles de palme" lending two of his animals to Caprice. Season four TBD.
  • Dolphins, Dolphins Everywhere: He also has a fascination with dolphins, but probably not as sizable as with bunnies. They're seen in a picture in his childhood bedroom and the trailer he hauls with his trike.
  • Egg Sitting: To flamingo eggs in "Cheep Shot".
  • Fourth Date Marriage: In "Cheep Shot", he almost marries Ms. McBrisk, which they have a relationship established in the episode), but ultimately accepts Steve's ring in the same ceremony after Steve shows up to spare their friendship.
  • Friend to All Living Things: He is a dedicated animal fan who loves a variety of creatures ranging from exotic pets to the pink penguins he stole from a zoo. In "Disassister" it's shown that he has caged animals in his house.
  • Half-Human Hybrid: In the last scene in "Octosquito", Grownboy grows tentacles and wings like José's and flies off to the sky.
  • Home Sweet Home: Says this when he returns to the Crumpet house in "Cheep Shot".
  • Kindly Vet: He helps bird patients inefficiently (including the above CPR example) in Ms. McBrisk's home bird hospital in "Cheep Shot".
  • Leather Man: He wears a leather jacket and is also gay and effeminate.
  • Likes Older Women: He gets attracted to Ms. McBrisk in "Cheep Shot".
  • Meaningful Name: His name refers to how he's an adult due to being the eldest of the Crumpet children.
  • Ocular Gushers: Cries waterfalls when he loses any of his pets in most of his episodes. And in "Cheep Shot", due to his poor relationship with Steve and witnessing his family serving birds for dinner.
  • Youthful Freckles: He has freckles and a childlike personality.
    T-Bone (Typhon)
The Crumpets' family dog.
  • Bad People Abuse Animals: A recurring accident or incident to T-Bone is getting kicked.
  • Big Friendly Dog: He's a large, good-natured dog.
  • Bubblegum Popping: After consuming pink bubblegum in "Greener Pastures", not only he blows bubbles from his mouth, but farts them.
  • Buried Alive: In few season one and two episodes, he likes to bury people alive.
  • Butt-Monkey: T-Bone gets harmed for laughs in many episodes, overlapping with Black Comedy Animal Cruelty if someone else is the culprit.
  • Cargo Ship: He becomes romantically attached to a halberd prop for a medieval play in "One Man chien", annoying each of the boys holding it.
  • Crying Critters: He cries in "Prehistoric Crumpets" after the McBrisks' periscope he loves to chew gets crushed by a new copy of the Crumpet house.
  • Fur Is Clothing: T-Bone gets ejected from his fur coat in "No Pffuture".
  • Half the Man He Used to Be: In "No Pffuture", T-Bone (who is fur-less at the moment) is sliced by a chainsaw and his halves still live, later rejoining.
  • Intellectual Animal: Ohoh's surgery to T-Bone's brain in "Acne Dents Happen" causes T-Bone to begin reading books.
    • In "Puppy Love", the dog does push ups and constructs a complicated paper craft with the help of Granny's rejected gifts from Triceps and Ditzy.
  • Little Stowaway: He unintentionally appears in Granny and Caprice's televised fake world trip, and Caprice lampshades him as a Little Stowaway, in "Road Stories". The rest of the Crumpets believe the women brought T-Bone on their voyage, but Granny's abuse on him convinces him to retreat from their hiding spot in the woods to their house, helping to foil the women's plot.
  • Made of Iron: T-Bone is a rock to cars.
    • In "Drive Away", when T-Bone's sleeping on the road, the final car crash pushes Pa and Pfff's car to the dog, who isn't harmed or even woken up.
    • In "Gentlemanly Modified Organism", Pa's truck hits T-Bone, but the truck jumps to the air without hurting the dog.
  • Strapped to a Rocket: The twins secure T-Bone to a rocket at the beginning of "Granny's Twin Sister". After launching towards their parents' balcony and hitting the balcony door instead, T-Bone goes through a Pinball Gag over the rooftops.
  • Tornado Move: The flea biting T-Bone in "Super Pfff" causes the dog to spin and form a tornado that lasts until the climax.
  • Traumatic Haircut: He's shaved by Li'l-One so he can steal the dog's hair and rival Pa's body hair in "Amnesia". The dog and Ma are unhappy about it.
  • Vegetarian Carnivore: In "Addicted", Pa mentions that his greenhouse gas being offered to Granny had cured T-Bone's addiction on meat and turned him into a vegan.

The McBrisk Family

    Ms. McBrisk (Madame Dame)
Voiced by: Marie-France Ducloz (French), Erica Schroeder (English)
A single mother who lives with Cassandra in a house near the Crumpets. McBrisk often voices her disapproval of the Crumpets for doing things she considers immoral. She falls in love with different men, but keeps failing to create or continue relationships with them. She appeared less frequently in the Teen Crumpets episodes.
  • Ambiguously Christian: While not explicitly identified as Christian, she says Satan's name in "Save Granny", calls the Lord during a bird rescue in "Cheep Shot", and after getting scratched on the face by King in "Amnesia", she calls him a "sign from heaven".
  • Amusing Injuries: She gets a disturbing one in "Taxidermama" when a lawnmower catapulted in the air by her annoyed crush lands on McBrisk's head, activates, and drags her body while she screams horrendously. Pa rides and holds the lawnmower, standing on McBrisk's captive body when he rescues Ma from the house. After some more time in this hellish experience, she faints once the lawnmower bumps Ma's replicating machine (and still runs). Although it doesn't show the extant of her injuries, she survives just in time to discover the grass growing on her neglected home.
  • Angrish: When Cassie defends her love of Pfff in "Prehistoric Crumpets", McBrisk responds with stuttering while being surprised by her daughter's anger.
  • Bare Your Midriff: Her sunbathing and hippie outfits. Also, when her clothes get ripped in "Ghosts In The Attic" and "Amnesia".
  • Beehive Hairdo: Her hair is worn in a beehive style.
  • Big "WHY?!": Says one while breaking down at the final time she sees "Furious Bull", who is transported away by Hurry's helicopter, in "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk".
  • Black Comedy Animal Cruelty: In "Cheep Shot", she kills nearly all the birds taking refuge in her house by flamethrower in the aftermath of her failed wedding to Grownboy. Which is ironic considering Grownboy had believed she's the only human who isn't an "evildoer" to animals.
  • Broke Episode: In "Crumpity Pity", the school where she works is closing, thus her lifestyle transitions to laziness and cynical poverty. After Caprice accidentally spills the secret of their neighbors' poverty to her family, they try to aid McBrisk, who declines to climb back up with their resources. As McBrisk is unable to find her next job, Cordless comes up with a charity drive that attracts potential new employers while also improving the charitable and cash bottomlines of his parents. After Hurry and Harried's wealthy guests tour both houses as if they contain poverty and as McBrisk hasn't recovered yet, Cassie and the Crumpets discover the event doing more harm than good and the former halts the event. Going for Ditzy's idea, the Crumpets share useless belongings with their neighbor, but under Pa's "fifty-fifty" method, McBrisk is given excess resources for her side, such as living in one broken half of the Crumpet house and receiving half of their dinner. Cassie shares the news of the school's rescue from closure. Cordless purchased it but McBrisk is unable to return to work until the school year's end.
  • Buried Alive: In "Ghost In The Attic", T-Bone tries to bury an exhausted McBrisk, but she is later seen to have escaped from this.
  • Cat Girl: She wears a black cat costume few times, like when she's the supervillain "Bio Dame" in "Supernawak".
  • Clothing Damage: In "Ghost In The Attic", Ms. McBrisk tries to walk through the bushes outside her home while investigating the noises from the voodoo ceremony, and gets her shirt caught. Only the parts wrapping around and covering her breast and lower midriff remain.
    • She intentionally rips her dress to expose her midriff when playfully going after King to his bedroom near the end of "Amnesia".
  • Cranky Neighbor: The Crumpets often disturb McBrisk to her irritation. In some cases this gives her an opportunity for revenge.
  • Crazy-Prepared: She and her daughter wear gas masks when the Crumpets' cooking oil odor shrouds their house. She also has an underground bunker for surviving a meteorite crash and has an electrocution trap against intruders in her yard.
  • Crush Blush: Shows blushes in romantic situations.
  • Cucumber Facial: In "Save Granny", at one point she wears cucumbers on her face.
  • Damsel in Distress: In "Supernawak", the twins kidnap McBrisk so they can test Ohoh's heroic abilities. However, Cordless manages to partially supplant Ohoh in his mission due to his obsession with McBrisk. He unties her and tries to kiss her, until she slaps him and escapes from the "savages".
  • Demoted to Extra: In Teen Crumpets, she appears less often than before.
  • Eek, a Mouse!!: In "Rat de marée", Marylin's missing pet mouse is in McBrisk's kitchen freaking her while she's shrouded in a towel and stuck on a table.
  • Elongated Arm Gag: In "Taxidermama", she extends her arm to grab a water hose offscreen at one point.
  • Evil Laugh: Utters one after submitting the Crumpet family to Hurry and Harried's PERP program in "Family Be Gone!".
  • Evil Sounds Deep: When she's about to fight Ma over her adopted King in "Amnesia", a deep voice effect is heard when she's illuminated with red diabolic lighting.
  • Exhausted Eye Bags: Gets these from staying up watching the Crumpets play the game show in "My Family's Full of Losers".
  • Expressive Hair: Her beehive hair can bend at some moments.
  • Fire-Breathing Weapon: In "Cheep Shot", after Grownboy's departure due to his marriage to Steve, she eliminates nearly all the bird patients in her house with a flamethrower.
  • Former Teen Rebel: In "50 nuances de Cassie", the photo album discovered by Cassie contains pictures of her mother with the same rebellious lifestyles and outfits Cassie tried earlier.
  • Four Eyes, Zero Soul: As a villainous antagonist (especially in seasons one and two), she wears glasses that slope downward.
  • Fourth Date Marriage: In "Cheep Shot", she establishes a romantic relationship to Grownboy and almost marries him at the ceremony. He goes for Steve.
  • Friend to All Living Things: She's fond of birds and builds houses for them.
  • Hollywood Exorcism: In "Hairifying", she initially appears as an exorcist so she can cure Ohoh of the green stuff coming out his mouth after the twins gave him a green tablet as a prank. Her remedy for Ohoh accidentally unleashes a zombie infection affecting virtually any female in the Crumpet house.
  • Hospital Hottie: She dresses as a nurse for the dating service in "The Courting Of Ms. McBrisk" and her bird hospital in "Cheep Shot".
  • Hypno Pendulum: McBrisk has one that passed down from her maternal ancestors. She uses it at Ma to help her diagnose the cause of her broken tummy hatch in "Croco-Deal".
  • I Drank WHAT?!: A weakened McBrisk in "Ghost In The Attic" is forced to drink a small amount of the "love potion" (containing L'il-One's urine) by the twins.
  • Instant Costume Change: She immediately switches to her party outfit by spinning rapidly in "CrumStep".
  • Instant Sedation: In "Ice Lust", Cassandra sedates her mother with a powder to her tea so she can retrieve the Cradley Booper cutout.
  • Kindly Vet: Agrees with Grownboy's suggestion to turn her house into a bird hospital in "Cheep Shot". She aborts playing vet after Grownboy's suddenly marries Steve instead of her, and incinerates the bird patients with a flamethrower.
  • Lady in Red: She wears a red outfit for the concerts in "Crum-Step".
  • Like Mother, Like Daughter: In "50 nuances de Cassie", the titular character's friends warn her that she'll become akin to McBrisk at adulthood. When Cassie looks at an unexpected photo album in a suitcase while preparing to run away from home, it turns out that when her mother was a teenager, she had friends who greatly resemble Cassie's, and she was rebellious enough to break up from them, as Cassie has been recently been doing.
  • Love at First Sight: She immediately falls in love with the lawnmower delivery man in "Taxidermama" and the police man in "Sound The Alarm".
  • Loves Me Not: In "Girls On Holiday", after she her first contact with the girls' fake "Lonesome Wolf" dating profile, she maniacally plucks a bird's feathers to guess if he loves her.
    Ms. McBrisk: [laughs] Big bad wolf, he loves me, he loves me not. He loves me [throws bird] ah!
  • Major Injury Underreaction: In "Amnesia", she continues to appreciate King (whom she found outside her house and adopted) regardless of his scratching to her face.
  • Ms. Fanservice: The main example in the show, among reasons thanks to Shaking the Rump, the party outfit she wears in "CrumStep", her midriff-showing outfits, and her Clothing Damage in "Ghost In The Attic".
  • New-Age Retro Hippie: In "The Terrible Teens", when she's teenage-minded, she acts and later dresses like a hippie.
    • In "50 nuances de Cassie", she also dressed as a hippie during her teenage years, wearing the same clothes Cassie wore in that episode.
  • Ocular Gushers: In "The Courting Of Ms. McBrisk", due to "Furious Bull" (a fake man set up by Cordless in the dating service) failing to show up in time, Cordless and L'il-One leaving her disgusted in a scheduled date, and as "Furious Bull" (as a cutout of Cradley Booper carried by Granny) exits by the helicopter.
    • She immensely cries after she thinks Cradley Booper (actually Cordless) dropped her on the ice rink in "Ice Lust".
  • Odango Hair: She sports buns during one of her attempts to establish a relationship with the delivery man in "Taxidermama".
  • Screaming Woman: Screams when she's negatively surprised.
  • Screen Name: One which may be spelled "Muletoe".
  • Shaking the Rump: Does this frequently. At the end of "CrumStep", she moves her booty while running for Hurry and Harried's car.
  • Spotlight Stealing Character: In seasons 1 and 2, she has plentiful focus for one who is not a Crumpet, as she antagonizes the Crumpets, displays Fanservice, or serves as a romantic partner. The show may as well be titled The Crumpets & Ms. McBrisk.
  • Unnamed Parent: Her first name is unknown.
  • Wacky Parent, Serious Child: At times when she acts goofy, more often than Cassandra, the latter tries to have her snap out of it.
  • Yandere: To the lawnmower man in "Taxidermama". She damages the lawnmower on purpose so he can return to the front of her house, and she wears cat and shitake mushroom costumes when trying to entice him.
Voiced by: Kelly Marot (French), Nicola Barber (English)
McBrisk's teenage daughter and best friend of Caprice. She lives under the strict authority of her mother, although it's no longer a major issue in the Teen Crumpets episodes. She has a romantic obsession on Pfff, which isn't requited usually.
  • Ambidextrous Sprite: She holds a writing utensil with her right or left hand.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: She may be nicer than Caprice, but if she gets annoyed or distracted she will burst in rage, complete if there's repugnant groaning.
  • Black Comedy Animal Cruelty: In "Bulles de palme", once T-Bone catches the bubblegum with his mouth and runs away, Cassie chases him and beats him up prior to retrieving the gum from him.
    • In "Gentil choléra", an irritated Cassie threatens to turn her puppy into a pencil case and tries to crush or suffocate it with her hand, while ending up getting filmed by Caprice during a dispute between the girls. After Cassie apologizes and returns to anger because the puppy threw the phone to Caprice, the puppy pees on one of Cassie's legs, followed by her striking it to the air.
  • Blank White Eyes: In "Insectator", her eyes are white during her troubling obsession with the video game.
  • Blatant Lies: In "Inside Li'l One's Brain", when Cassandra vows to destroy Pfff's obsession with the Weather Girl, Ma explains to her on Pfff's abnormal brain. When Cassie frowns, Ma questions her if she's made upset. Cassie denies being upset, confirms Ma's point, and claims to be "childish" before going off to resume her quest of altering Pfff's brain.
  • Blush Sticker: Permanent ones. They retain when she looks like Caprice in "Quasi Cassie".
  • Bubblegum Popping: She blows and pops bubblegum at Pfff in "Granny Strip" when she presents herself as a German girl to the Crumpets.
  • Bunnies for Cuteness: Has a pet rabbit taken out of her house along with other belongings in "Save Granny".
    • In "Insectator", her character in the video game is a bunny fighter. Her obsession with the game causes her to hop around and eat carrots.
  • By "No", I Mean "Yes": In "Inside Li'l One's Brain", Cassandra calls Pfff to Ma's workshop before she could attempt to enter his brain and sabotage his obsession with the weather girl. Once he arrives, he asks her if she called him. She initially answers "no" before adding "I mean, yes" more nervously.
  • The Conscience: She provides guidance to others when they're dealing with moral issues or unhappiness, especially to her mother or Caprice. In season 3, some of the advice for Caprice tackle topics such as depression, bad luck or anxiety from wearing dental braces.
  • Damsel in Distress: After kicking the Crumpets' roof satellite in "Granny Strip", she falls and gets rescued by Pfff.
  • Dating What Daddy Hates: A mother example, Cassie's romantic attachment with Pfff is often criticized by her mother since he is an incompetent young man.
  • Disappeared Dad: Her father is nowhere to be seen or named. "The Divorce" reveals that Ms. McBrisk separated from him for a less forgivable, yet undisclosed reason than why Hurry and Harried split. In "50 nuances de Cassie," seemingly, McBrisk had a boyfriend reminiscent to a brown-haired and blue-nosed Pfff, but there's no sign she had reversed her breakup from him.
  • Drives Like Crazy: In "Road Stories", at the segment of the TV show where Granny and Caprice are supposedly visiting Niagara falls, Cassie hears her mother calling for help due to her captivity in Granny and Caprice's van, and she drives her mother's car breaking the garage door and speeds away. At the ending, she arrives in Niagara Falls where her car finally breaks down, only to learn her mother isn't there and she calls her for her whereabouts.
  • Doppelgänger: In "Super Pfff", she disguises herself as Pfff so she can deny any previous romance with the weather girl. Then as they're inside the tornado, Pfff discovers and misinterprets Cassandra as a doppelganger, and picks her over the weather girl because Cassie appears to be his choice to love himself, which Pa recommended him to prioritize. Unfortunately, for Cassie, after the tornado subsided she gets mistakenly airlifted by a helicopter to a monastery due to Pfff's poor performance in his internship.
    • Does this again in "Pity The Prize" by disguising as the weather girl (whose hair and clothes are very similar).
  • Fake Boobs: In "Granny Strip", she rips and stuffs her collar to make these.
  • Fauxreigner: In "Granny Strip", Granny teaches Cassandra to pretend being a classic cinema German Femme Fatale girl for the sake of attracting Pfff.
  • Fist of Rage: Like Caprice, she clenches her fists at multiple situations, regardless if it is tense or not.
  • Forceful Kiss: When she has her sights on Pfff, she may attempt to do a non-consensual kiss at him.
  • Foster Kid: Cassandra has to live with the Crumpets in "Booty for Beauty" after her mother was arrested.
    • She almost joins the family in "Family Secrets" due to the allegation of Pa's affair with her mother, and temporarily does so in "Road Stories" when her mother is kidnapped in Granny and Caprice's van nearby.
  • Goth: She's not normally seen as one unlike Caprice and Marylin, but she dresses as a goth as street clothes according "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk" and "Crumpity Pity". She normally can't walk through her house wearing them because her mother frowns on them.
    • She returns to this outfit in "50 nuances de Cassie" and falls into a quarrel with Marylin over their Gothic tastes. According to the photo album she comes across in her garage, her mother also wore this kind of outfit in her youth.
  • Gratuitous German: In "Granny Strip", Cassandra speaks a bit of German when she pretends to be German and introduces herself as a German to the Crumpets.
  • Grumpy Bear: While not very irritable like Caprice, she has numerous crabby moments. In "One Man chien", she and Caprice disapprove Cordless and Larry's frivolous approach to rehearsing the theatre play, as well as Cordless' proposal to revise the girls' script, initially.
  • Heel Realization: In "Odeurs corp", after Cassie and Caprice's body odor eliminating pills hit the market, Cassie feels bad for Marylin and Pfff being left untreated with the odors they received from consuming experimental versions of the pills. At the elevator climax, she sides with the boys arguing against Caprice to quit selling the pills.
  • Improbably Low IQ: In "Quotient H", despite being rather intelligent, she is given the lowest IQ on Cordless' IQ test with a level of 30. While she finds it hilarious and believes the test was played for fun, her friends view the test's results seriously and are less interested in her as if she's legitimately stupid, leaving her as an outcast and questioning her actual intelligence.
  • Laughing Mad: In "Insectator", soon after she defeated Pfff in the video game, she does a maniacal laugh.
  • Like Mother, Like Daughter: In "50 nuances de Cassie", Cassie's friends encourage her to find her true self and avoid becoming a replica of her mother in the future. When Cassie, who just toxically broke up from her friends, looks at a photo album in a suitcase as she prepares to run away from home, she learns that when her mother was a teenager, she had friends who greatly resemble Cassie's and was rebellious enough to split from them, as Cassie recently achieved. McBrisk even adopted some of the same fashions Cassie had tried (including being a hippie), played an African drum, and had a boyfriend who looked pretty similar to Pfff. The discovery shocks Cassie, who's actually becoming less dissimilar to her mother, and she reunites with Caprice and her other friends.
  • Limited Wardrobe: Lampshaded at the beginning of "Crumpity Pity", when Caprice notes that her friend has to wear the same colored boots to school everyday and her mother doesn't allow her daughter to choose clothes often. The boots however are part of her Gothic outfit seldom seen to the viewer.
  • Lingerie Scene: After she rips her clothes for the second time and drops them in "Granny Strip", she only wears undergarments (other than wearing torn wallpaper temporarily) for the remainder of the episode.
  • Living Shadow: Briefly, in "Quotient H", when a panicked Cassie looks at her mirror after her friends and mother perceive her as stupid, her reflection becomes a shadowy replica of herself, and it emerges and transports her to the dark interior of her brain, where she "remembers" the culprit being Cordless' flawed IQ test.
  • Literally Loving Thy Neighbor: She is romantically obsessed with the neighboring Pfff.
  • Locked Away in a Monastery: In "Super Pfff", under the appearance of Pfff she's unintentionally punished and taken away by a Hurry helicopter to a monastery for disappointing Pa.
  • New-Age Retro Hippie: In "50 nuances de Cassie", she becomes a hippie at her first attempt to stray from becoming like her mother in the future. She speaks at a stereotypical, peace-advocating fashion that is awkward to Caprice. She's also wearing the same clothes like her mother did, who had been a hippie sometime in her youth.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: Cassandra does obvious, yet effective, disguises.
    • "Granny Strip": She pretends to be a German girl and had her clothes ripped. Oddly enough, after Cassandra told Pfff she'll wait for him next door, Caprice still thinks she's another girl.
    • "Super Pfff": She pretends to be Pfff by unbraiding her hair and wearing his clothes. She sabotages the Weather Girl's attraction with Pfff by denying any romance, leading to the Weather Girl believing that Pfff is breaking themselves up.
  • Pink Girl, Blue Boy: Inverted with Pfff, whose nose is pink.
  • Playing Possum: In "Girls On Holiday", she pretends to die when following Caprice's example so she can disapprove her mother's strict standards for travel preparedness.
  • Polyamory: In "Reuh", while having a romantic relationship with Reuh, Pfff befriends him and subsequently remains to be Cassie's boyfriend as well. Despite a song where Marylin and Caprice remind Pfff that Cassie should only have one boyfriend, Reuh is comfortable with three lovers and Pfff follows his advice. The song ends with Cassie having her arms on the two young men as their friends are appallingly shocked this Love Triangle has moved to this direction.
  • Put on a Bus: Literally, in "Amnesia", she rides on a bus for a trip and returns home before the episode's halfway point. Her angry last words at her mother before departure causes the latter to disregard Cassandra by the time she adopts King, after finding him amnesiac on her lawn at night.
  • Red Oni, Blue Oni: Blue oni to Caprice's red oni. Her nose, hair, and clothes are blue, she's intellectual, and is formal and respectful (unless if she tries getting her hands on Pfff or gets annoyed).
  • Removing the Rival: She briefly succeeds this against the Weather Girl that Pfff admires in "Super Pfff", by disguising as him and lying to her as if he's not actually interested. Well, until all three went to T-Bone's tornado and Pfff gets a chance on rescuing the Weather Girl from her car.
  • Rubber Hose Limbs: Like Pfff, her arms are bendy.
  • The Runaway: In "50 nuances de Cassie", after she splits from her friends in favor of a highly rebellious lifestyle, her final objective would be running away from home. When she opens her suitcase in the garage, she finds a photo album containing pictures of her mother going through the same issues she's been facing. It turns out Cassie's quest aligns her even more to McBrisk, whom she's afraid of becoming similar to in the future. She spots Caprice aside, pleads to her and rekindles their friendship.
  • Sexy Walk: In "Granny Strip", she does a suggestive walk towards Pfff while pretending to be a German girl.
  • Signature Scent: In "Odeurs corp", when Cordless tests his scent detecting device on Cassie, it discloses that she smells like lavender.
  • Stalker with a Crush: She's romantically obsessed with Pfff, who doesn't always express interest in her; she is more stalkish in "CrumStep" as she touches his back and runs after him. She has a picture of him in her bedroom. In Teen Crumpets, she doesn't approach him like a stalker often as she interacts with him alike to an established friend.
  • Stunned Silence: In "My Family's Full of Losers", she's silently horrified upon hearing Pfff's ejection to the moon.
  • Super Speed: While she and others dash occasionally, in "Rip la guitare" she dashes across a longer distance in the woods to get ahead of Marylin and Cordless chasing Larry, and Caprice chasing Pfff, before she blows a whistle in front of everyone to stop.
  • Tears of Joy: She happily sheds tears upon hearing Pfff's laziness in his weather station internship in "Super Pfff", which would be favorable to her relationship with him.
  • That Woman Is Dead: In "50 nuances de Cassie", in the scene where Pfff tries to soothe a defiant Cassie striving for self-identity, she proclaims that the old Cassie is gone. Pfff states that he sees her as the same, but consequentially she remains annoyed. Before driving him away, she tears apart her romantic relationship with him and accuses him of living in the past.
  • True Blue Femininity: Her clothes, nose and hair are blue, and she is normally kinder than Caprice.
  • Two Girls to a Team: She and Caprice are the only females in the main cast of Teen Crumpets.
  • Vague Age: Averted as she's 14 according to "Granny Strip". But in "Greener Pastures" she's 15, when noting she's 998 days away from turning 18.
  • Vocal Evolution: In the English dub of the second episode "Sticks Stink", she has a slightly higher pitched voice than usual.
  • Voice Changeling: She can reproduce the voice of the weather girl (who is colored just like her in the episode) in "Pity The Prize". There are few moments where she accidentally speaks in her regular voice.
  • Wacky Parent, Serious Child: She avoids participating too many crazy or illegal activities unlike her mother, and sometimes tries to stop the latter from them.
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair: She has shades of blue hair.
  • Young Entrepreneur: In "Odeurs corp", Caprice's insufficient funds for her online shopping prompt the two girls to sell an invention of their own. They decide on body odor-eliminating pills invented with Cordless' assistance in a bid to resolve an apparent global crisis of unhygienic people. Due to the product's ethical issues, Cassie ultimately withdraws from the plan. Caprice remains committed to it and doesn't change her heart.

Hurry and Harried (The Slapètes)

    Uncle Hurry (Tonton Karl)
Voiced by: Luq Hamet (French), Eli James (English)
The younger brother of Pa and son of Granny. He leads a number of enterprises that deceptively earn money and exploit the Crumpets, and is also a TV personality. He doesn't appear in Teen Crumpets except for a few cameos.
  • Affably Evil: Besides having evil motivations, he is regularly polite and charismatic.
  • Big Bad: He and his wife are the ones who are most likely to be antagonistic villains in seasons one and two.
  • Buried Alive: In "A Grave Affair", when Granny escapes from her buried bedroom, she and T-Bone bring dirt down to Hurry in the tunnel and leave him stranded. Hurry escaped by the ending.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: He runs enterprises or a Mega-Corp to swindle money out of the public and his brother's family of "losers", or even goes to harm them.
  • Drives Like Crazy: While driving, he likes to ram the cars in front of his massive convertible to the air.
  • Evil Is Hammy: When he discovers that the stashed liquid water was sold to the public by Granny in "Dried Water", he announces this through a megaphone:
    Hurry: Dear water consumers. May I remind you the current water shortage requires you to buy all your water, from ME?!
Some of his lines from "Belief Relief" as he antagonizes the Crumpets are also quite hammy.
  • Evil Uncle: He's the uncle to Pa Crumpet's children and is a very unscrupulous and dishonest man.
  • God Guise: He implies to be God in his scam Paymeism religion in "Belief Relief".
  • Good with Numbers: Hurry draws a working business plan (charts included) for the controlled Crumpet house in seconds in "Gambled Gables".
  • Greed: He's willing to do any underhanded method in making money that he can think of.
  • Man of Wealth and Taste: Hurry is rich and finely dressed.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: In "The Divorce", he is the emotional one of the couple and cries a lot, while his wife had kicked him out of their mansion and uses weapons and a tank.
  • Only One Name: The English dub doesn't establish his name as his first or last name, and it's a tad different from his wife's.
  • The Rival: He rivals his mother Granny when locating money, such as playing online poker and getting their bigger shares of split earned money.
  • Snake Oil Salesman: In "Octosquito", at Li'l One's request, Hurry gives the Crumpets plenty of drugs for their effort to control José and the looming family illness. These drugs are untested and cause unusual effects like growing big mustaches and enlarging tongues.
  • Unholy Matrimony: He and Harried are evil and married.
    Aunt Harried (Tata Greta)
Voiced by: Juliette Degenne (French), Rebecca Soler (English)
Hurry's wife, who can support his corporate duties. In Teen Crumpets, she is absent aside from few cameos.
  • Affably Evil: She's also polite yet supports evil plans like Hurry.
  • Big Bad: Like her husband, she's a powerful villain who antagonizes the Crumpets in some episodes.
  • Birthday Episode: "Puppy Love" (which contains her birthday at the last scene).
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: Along with her husband, she owns companies that make money by fleecing the public and her brother-in-law's family.
  • Evil Aunt: She is the Crumpet children's aunt due to being the wife of Pa Crumpet's brother and is every bit as incorrigible and vile as her husband.
  • Foreign Cuss Word: In the French version, she uses the word "shit".
  • Good with Numbers: She quickly analyzes and rejects Cordless' arcade business plan for the Crumpet house in "Gambled Gables".
  • Gratuitous English: In the French version, she likes to say phrases in English.
  • Gratuitous Italian: She says Italian phrases in occasion, at least in the English dub.
  • Greed: Like Hurry, she pursues making money in any way possible with no regard for the consequences of the less honest methods.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: In "The Divorce", she is brash and unemotional unlike Hurry. She had kicked him out of their mansion, destroys objects with an ax and/or a shotgun, and drives a tank to the Crumpet house.
  • Ocular Gushers: She cries watery when the Crumpets retreat from her Paymeism religion in "Belief Relief".
  • Only One Name: In the English dub, her name is very similar to her husband's, and it's not identified as either the first or last name.
  • Shotguns Are Just Better: She uses a shotgun to destroy portraits in her mansion in "The Divorce".
  • Unholy Matrimony: She and Hurry are malevolent people who happen to be married.
  • Villains Out Shopping: In "Greener Pastures", she does this literally with Caprice during a montage.
    Gorgeous-Cordless (Gunther)
Voiced by: Olivier Podesta (French), Billy Bob Thompson (English)
The adoptive son of Hurry and Harried. He is a video game loving teenager who visits the Crumpet house. He has a romantic obsession on Ms. McBrisk in seasons one and two.
  • Abhorrent Admirer: He's an unsightly teenager attracted to Ms. McBrisk, who is crept out by his presence.
  • Big Eater: Enjoys eating excessive food such as hamburgers and sushi.
  • Body Horror: In the climax of "Acne Dents Happen", his zits worsen to the point his eyes are shut by them.
  • Clashing Cousins: Cordless is a victim of Caprice's bullying, especially in seasons 1 and 2. In "Acne Dents Happen" though, Caprice defends Cordless from the family due to his unusual glowing and being a source of power, but she later leaves him in a refrigerator in an attempt to cure him.
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Hurry and Harried tend to be apathetic to Cordless. Interestingly, in "Acne Dents Happen", while Cordless is being tested with their new radioactive acne cream, Hurry calls him as Cordless thinks they're checking on him for the first time. However, Cordless isn't telling the truth to Hurry on the cream's effectiveness, but at the ending the cream's radioactive rays finally cures his zits. In "Greener Pastures", Hurry and Harried don't have good regards on him and risk abandoning him.
  • Goofy Print Underwear: In "Enfermés en forêt", Cordless is shown wearing an orange underwear displaying pixelated hamburgers.
  • Gross-Up Close-Up: In "Cinématurité", when Marylin wonders if Cordless and Larry are "mature" and if they have beards, Cordless tells the boys to look at his nose and find any beard growing. Cue closeup of his nose, nostril visible.
  • Head Desk: He bangs his head to the floor and repeats Ms. McBrisk's Screen Name in Li'l One's room, sometime after Granny stopped lending her laptop to him, in "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk".
  • Improvised Weapon: In "Game lover", when Cordless' video game girlfriend (whom he hasn't met in person yet) is threatened by Caprice for getting enticed by Marylin, he attacks Caprice by throwing hamburgers and torching them mid-air into flaming projectiles. This is a homage to the attacking fashion of his video game character.
  • Laughing Mad: Cordless does this offscreen after he catches back the radioactive acne cream in "Acne Dents Happen".
  • Likes Older Women: He is attracted to Cassandra's mother Ms. McBrisk. In Teen Crumpets, his crush was not raised up.
  • Locked Away in a Monastery: Mentioned at the end of "Super Pfff" that he's forced by Hurry to go to a monastery, with Cassandra (who is mistaken for Pfff due to her disguise) also going.
  • Look Both Ways: Near the end of "Ice Lust", he's hit and launched in the air by an unseen car.
  • Meaningful Name: It references his use of technology.
  • Mentor Archetype: Parodied in "Supernawak" as he mentors Ohoh into being a superhero, yet he is a nerd (but identified as "the specialist of superheroes" by the twins) and said "with great powers come great responsibilities".
  • Mr. Fixit: He fixes Hurry's wrecked helicopter inside their mansion in "Greener Pastures".
  • Nerd: He's an unattractive and overweight geek.
  • Nerd Glasses: As a nerd he wears square framed glasses.
  • Pulling Themselves Together: In seasons one and two, when he hears bad news for him, he may break to pieces or melt, before immediately returning to normal. He also breaks to pieces in "Game lover" when Caprice took his phone away while they and Cassie discuss his MMORPG girlfriend.
  • Stealing from the Till: In "Gambled Gables", because he alleges that his parents considered him "useless", he hacks and steals the KGC restaurant profits in his laptop, even before Caprice announces her legal adoption under Hurry and Harried, saying that he can't inherit and that they abandoned him.
  • Super Zeroes: He has a superhero alias known as "Gun Gunther" (this name is kept in the English dub) in "Supernawak" and is the mentor and partner for Ohoh. His abilities are shown to be body slamming and shooting Ohoh off a slingshot. He is motivated to be a superhero at first by learning of a captive Ms. McBrisk.
  • Swiss Bank Account: During the theft of his parents' KGC profits in "Gambled Gables", he says he's off to Switzerland.
  • Teen Genius: Being a highly intelligent teenager, his abilities include fixing helicopters, building gadgets, and chemistry.
  • Tested on Humans: He is patient zero of his adoptive parents' radioactive acne cream in "Acne Dents Happen".


Voiced by: Yoann Sover (French)
The mysterious goth and poetic teenager adored by Caprice. Marylin is one of the main characters in Teen Crumpets and the best friend of Pfff. He is an environmentalist songwriter and singer who wants to work undisturbed. He keeps a pet mouse that he deeply cares.
  • Ascended Extra: He appears in few of the original episodes and was mentioned in a couple others. In Teen Crumpets, he's one of the leading characters.
  • Attack Animal: In "La capuche mortelle", Marylin commands his mouse to attack Larry's hood, which had inspired his nightmare.
  • Backhanded Apology: In "Pudeur et tremblements", although he sincerely begins his apology to Caprice for hitting her with a volleyball, he makes fun of her nose and doesn't take full blame for the injury. He exchanges this with getting one of his eyes black-eyed by her.
  • Big "OMG!": In "Disassister", he exclaims "oh my god" upon finding Hurry and Harried's plane that's going to capture Grownboy's animals.
  • Blank White Eyes: Appears to have white eyes, though it's bright cyan.
  • Chick Magnet: In the course of the series he attracts Caprice, Cassandra and even Ditzy.
  • Door Dumb: In "The Mix-Up", he tries pushing the door to Cassandra's bedroom after hearing a dog barking. He fails to open it and falls to the floor in pain.
  • Early Installment Character Design Difference: In "The Courting of McBrisk", his first appearance (in the class picture) was somewhat close to his normal body proportions, but his nose was pink. There are more pictures of him in that episode with his nose blue, but his body is thicker in the concert picture. His eyes are black and surrounded by blue paint in some of these pictures. His lips are visible and his clothes are different too.
  • Gender-Blender Name: This causes Li'l One and the twins to assume that Caprice is in love with a girl in "Ghosts In The Attic".
  • Goofy Print Underwear: In "Pudeur et tremblements", Bother's Solar-Powered Magnifying Glass burns Marylin's rear and reveals his pink underwear adorned with white bunny heads. After Marylin gets rescued by the German boys from drowning, he leaves the teens' water party to avoid showing his underwear to them and tapes over the damage in the house. Once he dances with Caprice at another outdoor party, Blister pulls off his tape patch into exposing his underwear to the others. It's not until Bother replaces the music with rock, resulting in Marylin doing an Air Guitar and carelessly showing his underwear to Caprice, making him ashamed and add more undesirable tensions with her.
  • Goth: He is fashionably one.
  • Goth Spirals: He is a goth and one of the tips of his hair is a swirl.
  • Granola Boy: He defends the environment and animals. For instance, he ties himself on a big sick tree to protest its cutting. He is also an opponent of palm oil harvesting due to its damages to the environment.
  • Grumpy Bear: Marylin regularly looks down on activities that Caprice and Cassandra enjoy, such as watching a horror movie that he outgrew, being fans of a certain two man music group, and taking part of a medieval play.
  • Jagged Mouth: Sometimes he smiles with a jagged mouth.
  • Hippie Parents: In "Nom de code", his parents are revealed to be hippies. He was born unexpectedly to them and was given an Indian name.
  • Leitmotif: A haunted synth pop song plays in many of his scenes in Teen Crumpets. There are sung versions in different episodes.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: With Caprice, he may get more emotional than her and panic, while she is resilient or becomes a heroine.
  • Mr. Fanservice: In the Christmas special, he only wears pink boxers for a while after surviving an avalanche.
  • Named After Somebody Famous: His pet mouse's original name is Bob. During The Reveal backstory in "Nom de code", the mouse is displayed with a Rastafarian-styled hat and hair, making it obvious he's named in honor of the real-life singer Bob Marley.
  • Nice Guy: Marylin is kind and respectful unlike Caprice in season 2. He later displayed aggressions such as pushing Caprice out of Pfff's room in "La photo de la honte".
  • Nice Mice: In Teen Crumpets, he has a pet mouse who wants to kiss Caprice at sight.
  • Pink Girl, Blue Boy: Blue boy to Caprice's pink girl.
  • Super Drowning Skills: In "Pudeur et tremblements", when Marylin's pants are on fire due to the twins' Solar-Powered Magnifying Glass, he jumps to the water and vanishes after speaking one more line above the surface. When his friends are increasingly worried of his long time spent underwater, Caprice has Larry translate a message to the nude German boys to rescue Marylin, which they achieve. Once Marylin asks the gang to come with him to the water at nighttime at the ending, he dives to the water and doesn't come up, instead Larry pops out of the surface.
  • The Tooth Hurts: In "Dans tes dents", the twins drop a rake to the floor and have Marylin trip on it. He loses most of his teeth and his mouth gets embarrassingly photographed by them.
  • Unmanly Secret: In "Menteur ou guignol", it is revealed he enjoys watching children's Guignol puppet shows and has a puppet collection in his room, something he tries to conceal from Caprice as he was supposed to spend time with her rather than going to a puppet show. Although Cassie did capture a video of Marylin at a puppet show, she helped him by forging Marylin's excuse of rescuing a pop singer from drowning at that time.


    Larry (Hervé)
Voiced by: Léon Plazol (French)
A comical teenager who was introduced in Teen Crumpets as a member of the main cast.
  • Be the Ball: In one of his pre-romantic encounters with Triceps in "Love à faire", she beats him up and ties him to the shape of a ball.
  • The Chew Toy: His Amusing Injuries serve to entertain the audience.
  • Disney Villain Death: A non-villainous example, in the Teen Crumpets Christmas Special he falls off a cliff while taking a picture of the cast. Caprice rushes to him as he starts falling, but selfishly enough, she only grabs her phone from him. Although the fall was pretty high, he survives.
  • Everything's Better with Penguins: In "The Clip", the gang have him wear a penguin costume for their viral video production. The unintentionally-produced final video depicts him singing and hopping on a toilet with an elephant sitting on another toilet near him and stomping the floor.
  • Friend to All Living Things: In "Enfermés en forêt", he is shown singing to squirrels in his treehouse. At the ending, he is seen alongside the big brown bear (which scared the other teens away) and one squirrel as they are Drawing Straws with him. He loses and both animals proceed to attack him.
  • Goofy Print Underwear: He wears a pink underwear with red hearts, shown after he uncovers himself to the gang in "Combien on t'aime pas trop".
  • Improbably High I.Q.: In "Quotient H", Larry's score on Cordless' IQ test is the highest of the teens at the maximum of 350. Marylin, despite vehemently protesting the IQ test earlier, begins to view Larry as a divine person who inspires him music lyrics to write. The test was flawed.
  • In the Hood: He wears a hooded jacket and sometimes covers his head with it, like after Caprice and Cassie turn him into a "mature" gangster-style man in "Cinématurité".
    • In "La capuche mortelle", his hood allegedly inspired Marylin's nightmare at the beginning of the episode. During one confrontation, Marylin and his mouse rip and destroy Larry's hood.
  • Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy: During his romantic relationship with Triceps in "Love à faire", he isn't into sports or is physically active like her. He is more excitable and also gets held by her.
  • Redheads Are Uncool: He is red-haired and is the outcast of the gang.
  • Running Gag: People frequently ask him for his name, which they may forget.
  • Sixth Ranger: He became a member of the main cast in the Teen Crumpets episodes. Unlike Marylin, he's less integrated with them. It's revealed in "Combien on t'aime pas trop" that his friends don't have his phone number or a good picture of him.
  • Stealth Hi/Bye: He likes to appear from nowhere, surprising the other teens numerous times.
  • The Stool Pigeon: In "Le commère-âge", he and the twins are responsible for creating the malicious rumors that had been circulating the Crumpet house.
  • Translator Buddy: In "Pudeur et tremblements", he serves as a translator between the gang and the German pen pals.

Other Characters

    Cradley Booper
Voiced by: Donald Reignoux (French)
A celebrity actor idolized by Caprice and the McBrisks. He has a publicized relationship with the weather girl.
  • Cardboard Pal: His image is on a cutout owned by Caprice. Its head gets copied for Cordless' online dating alias "Furious Bull" to captivate Ms. McBrisk. The cutout returns in "A Grave Affair" when Caprice places it on top of Ohoh, and "Ice Lust" fooling McBrisk again, Caprice and Cassandra fighting over their turn to take its custody, and Triceps breaking it.
  • Celebrity Star: In "The Courting of Ms. McBrisk", Cordless manages to call him to visit the Crumpet house. Cradley replies that he won't make it due to being booked for the next six months. His helicopter arrives at the ending and he calls for Cordless, only for Cassandra to join and climb its ladder. Before that, Ms. Brisk and Caprice bump each other and faint.
    • After seeing him on TV in "Ice Lust", McBrisk messages him to visit and ice skate together. He never responds this time.
  • Failures on Ice: Inverted. In the TV show in "Ice Lust" his character is a brilliant ice skater.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: Named after Bradley Cooper.
    The Gentle Giant (Le Gentil Géant) 
Voiced by: Unknown
Appearing only in Teen Crumpets, he is a massive wrestler and Triceps' love interest.
    Pedro and Rodrigo Fennec 
Voiced by: Unknown
Appearing only in Teen Crumpets, they're a brother pop duo that draw Caprice and Cassie's admiration, as well as the disdain of Marylin and Pfff. One of their hits is "Go Go, Flamingo."
    Isadore (Isadorée)
Voiced by: Frédérique Tirmont (French)
Granny's twin sister.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: More nicely dressed than her twin sister. In "Granny's Twin Sister", she steals all of Granny's fortunes.
  • In-Series Nickname: She's mainly addressed as "Isadorky", but Granny calls her "Isadore".
  • Lots of Luggage: She brings a big pile of luggage in her visit to the Crumpets' house.
  • Punny Name: Her nickname to "is a dork".
    Magic Marvin (Magic Marcel)
Voiced by: Sean Gormley (English)
An elderly man who plays poker digitally with Granny in "Granny Strip".
Voiced by: Charles Germain (French)
Appearing only in the season four episode bearing his name, Reuh is a reggae-themed Doppelgänger of Pfff and Cassie's new boyfriend.
  • Alleged Lookalikes: Caprice and Marylin mistook him as Pfff with an alternate outfit and hair, despite that Reuh has a blue nose.
Voiced by: Nicolas Vitiello (French), Darren Dunstan and Jason Dobson (English)
Grownboy's best friend. They marry in "Cheep Shot".
  • Cool Shades: Wears shades for a while in "Cheep Shot".
    Rudy Swan
One of Granny's old boyfriends, he died from being poor. His urn is one of Granny's belongings, but it's strangely brought to Caprice's birthday party by Ditzy in "Murder Everywhere".
  • Ashes to Crashes: The ashes from his urn turns out to be missing. They're poured to a sugar container by Ditzy, who found the urn as a vase prop for Caprice's party. Granny substitutes his ashes with that of the talking inflatable man "Jolly John" and adds Swan's glasses when she gives the urn to its highest bidder.
  • Auction: Granny places an auction on his urn in homage of him, the winning bid going for 400,000.
  • Cool Bike: In one of the pictures, he and Granny ride a motorcycle.
  • Mushroom Samba: Eating his ashes triggers this.
  • New-Age Retro Hippie: He was a hippie.
  • Posthumous Character: He is deceased and is only seen in pictures and an urn bearing his likeness.
  • Reused Character Design: In season 3, his design was reused for Marylin's father.
    Weather Girl (Miss Météo) 
Voiced by: Kelly Marot (French), Karen Asconi (English)
The TV weather reporter. She is Pfff's other, but more focused love interest during seasons 1 and 2. She has a publicized relationship with Cradley Booper. Her nose switches between pink and blue between a couple of her episodes. In "Pity The Prize", she may be another weather girl with black hair and a different voice and clothes.
  • Blush Stickers: Permanent ones.
  • Damsel in Distress: When she panics over the world's drought in "Dried Water", Pfff tries to save her as if she's one.
    • In "Super Pfff", the titular character fails to save her from the car as they're in the tornado, and she ends up stuck inside her vertically-standing car.
  • Lap Pillow: Pfff laying his head on the weather girl in his dream in "Super Pfff".
  • Ocular Gushers: Does this in "Super Pfff" after Cassandra, who impersonates Pfff, lied to the weather girl that he's not in love with her in the first place.
  • Palette Swap: The weather girl in "Pity The Prize" was pretty much a recolored one in Cassandra's color scheme.
  • Reused Character Design: In Teen Crumpets, her character design was reused for several women who aren't weather reporters.

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