Chef Pee Pee wins the lottery.
Tropes:
- Blatant Lies: Chef Pee Pee tries to say his "The Reason You Suck" Speech was a result of him having Tourette's Syndrome, then that it was a prank video for "June Fools". Bowser does not buy it.
- Cluster F-Bomb: Chef Pee Pee drops enough of them to make a H-bomb just as he quits and before he makes his "The Reason You Suck" Speech below.
- Cruel Twist Ending: It's revealed that Chef Pee Pee's lottery ticket is expired and Bowser punishes him for insulting everyone by forcing him to work for several years without pay.
- "Just Joking" Justification: Chef Pee Pee tries to claim all the insults the threw at the group were just him pranking them, but even Bowser sees right through it.
- Kick the Dog: It turns out that the lottery ticket was expired. On top of that, Bowser makes Chef Pee Pee work for three years without pay and four years overtime for his rant towards him, Junior, and Toad.
- Oh, Crap!: Chef Pee Pee is saddened at the ticket being expired, and then horrified that he just cussed everyone out and still needing to work for them.
- "Oh, Crap!" Smile: Chef Pee Pee desperately trying to walk back his rant after finding out the ticket expired is dripping this in tone.
- Take This Job and Shove It: Chef Pee Pee decides that since he's now a multimillionaire, he will quit working for Bowser, and cuss him, Toad, and Junior out in the process. It turns out to be a big mistake for him.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Chef Pee Pee gives one each to Bowser, Toad, and Junior.Chef Pee Pee: And from the bottom of my heart, I've been wanting to say to all of you... FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYBODY! FUCK ALL OF YOU! (unleashes a bunch of f-bombs) Fucks given to everybody! You can have a fuck! You can have a fuck! You can have a fuck! Look, this is the reason why I say "Fuck you", OK?
Bowser, you deserve the biggest "fuck you", because... let me start off by saying I fucking hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! All you do is make me cook, clean, an-and fricking take out the trash, I already took out the trash and you made me do it again! I hate you. I hate you, and all you do is sit on your ass and watch TV, Charleyyy and Friends, a show we don’t know when it’s on, but it's always on! And fr-from the guardians and angels of fricking Chef Pee-Pee island, I grant you an honorary "fuck you!"
And to you, Toad. I will go easy on you this time, okay? Let me start off by saying "fuck you!"... Ahem, excuse me... fuck you, and- YOUR MUSIC SUCKS ASS, why do you keep asking people to be in your videos, your music, nobody likes your music! Nobody ever wants to see your videos, okay? You suck ass, you suck at life, and all you do is aggravate me, pop up everywhere, wanting to help, you're nothing but trouble! And y-you run around with this little idiot, and he does nothing but aggravate me, too. Oh, I'm not done with you, yet. All you do is play jokes, you stab me in my eye, but it's okay, I'll buy a new eye, maybe I'll buy a robotic arm to flip you off with and say "fuck you!" And let me go to Junior.
Ah, saved the best for last! Junior, you get the honorary "fuck you!" You get the biggest "fuck you!" of all! I fucking hate you! You're nothing but a big crybaby bastard who fails school because you're nothing but a stupid idiot who goes ding-dong-ditch with this idiot! I swear to God, I swear to God you're stupid, and I have to fix food for you every second! Nobody likes fixing food for you, nobody loves playing dinosaurs with you, nobody likes to play trains with you! That's all kiddie games! Nobody likes to play games with you 'cause you're a stupid fucking bastard! BASTARD!!!!! Ahem, excuse me.
