Quotes / Warm-Up Boss

Bubble Man: The name's Bubble Man and I got somethin' to say-
DEAD
Mega Man: I'm not fuckin' with you.

—The Adventures of Duane & BrandO; MegaMan 2

Time for a boss! Nah, this really isn't a boss. This is just a giant waste of time.

— MegaGWolf, Let's Play Monster World IV, Part 2

Oh yea, here we are at Robotnik. And I present to you: the PUSSIEST boss in the entire series!

—Cybershell, Let's Play Sonic the Hedgehog 2, [1]

"Bonjour! Bonjour! Je suis Glass Joe! Ha Ha!"

—Glass Joe, Punch-Out!!

Make it quick... I want to retire!

—Glass Joe, Punch-Out!!

So long.
You're just a first stage boss, after all.

—Marisa Kirisame to Orange, Touhou Gensokyo ~ Lotus Land Story

tutorial level

— The Boss Subtitle of Mango, SMG4, "The Tari Abnormality"

"How many Gyms had you been to when you first came here to mine? Was it your first? The Cortondo Gym is close to the academy, so many young Trainers just starting out like to come here first. With that in mind, La Primera asks me to go soft on Trainers—like a nice sponge cake. I feel sad for my little bugs, though, since that means they quite often lose their battles."

— Katy, Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

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