"Reminds me of this rooftop bullshit; jump from the wrong place and you go falling to the ground."
"When the blocks start getting close to the top, the music starts speeding up. Now this causes me to get nervous and could mess me up."
— Tetris
"Monster Party is a game that's considered a cult classic by some, and a bad game by others."
"Talk about a shitload of shit!"
— The Goonies II
"Is it possible for Mission: Impossible to possibly be a good game? Possibly. But possi-absolutely fucking not! This game sucks ass!"
"To tell you the truth, this game is the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, vile, repulsive, anal-raping, fecal-flinging, ass-ramming, toe-jerking, vomit-inducing piece of shit I’ve ever played in my life!"
— MUSCLE
"Did someone play this game before releasing it to the public?"
— Yo! Noid
"What a bunch of ass burgers with a side of fries!"
— Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
"What a piece of diarrhea dick waffles!"
— ROB the ROBOT Pt. 1
"[I]t makes as much sense as taking a shit on a bunch of apples and calling it apple dumplings!"
— Aladdin
The Genie: "My rug is double-parked outside."
— Aladdin
"I guess logic really has no place here..."
— E.T. Part 2
