- Take a shot when Bores takes on the prestigious mantle of Captain Obvious.
- Take a shot when he stares into the camera.
- Take a shot when a random guest character appears.
- Take a shot when the Rule of Three is used.
- Finish your drink if the Rule of Three is abused and the gag shows up a fourth time.
- Take a shot when Bores mispronounces something.
- Take another shot when the mispronunciation is consistent (i.e. "portal" - "porthole")
- Take three shots if Bores says "fustrating."
- Take a shot when he references food. (Good luck getting through Order Up!)
- Take a shot when Bores swears.
- Take a shot when the special effects become horrible.
- Take a shot if Bores uses a joke from another game reviewer.
- Drink a entire bottle if that joke is from The Angry Video Game Nerd
- Take a shot when Bores gives out misinformation about the game.
- Take a shot whenever Bores makes a reference that his core audience (those born in the late 1990s or later) would not get (i.e., a toy or a discontinued food from the 1980s).
- Drink an entire bottle if he says "If you're a child of the 80's (like me)".
Drinking Game / The Irate Gamer