Quotes / Not Staying for Breakfast

It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone
I hit the last number, I walked to the road.

— Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, "Mary Jane's Last Dance"

When I woke up I was all alone
With a broken heart and a ticket home.

— Steve Earle, "Galway Girl"

It was early morning yesterday
I was up before the dawn
And I really have enjoyed my stay
But I must be moving on

— Supertramp, "Goodbye Stranger"

Yahtzee: The insane level of detail in this game: The gum packet you start with, you can open and take out the three sticks of gum within it. We are now standing over our sleeping girlfriend wearing dark sunglasses and chewing gum at her.
Gabriel: That is not a fun way for you girlfriend to wake up. She will be upset with you.
Yahtzee: "I'm not snugglin'. I can't be tied down, bitch!"

— Let's Play Dreamweb

"Dude’s rich and handsome and still needs his charming English butler to get his dates drunk and tell cute stories about his childhood to get them into bed...Also, pretty awesome how when they wake up the next morning, she’s all 'HEY COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND HAVE A MEAL AND TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE' and he’s like 'You gotta get the f*** outta here.' Our Hero, ladies and gentlemen."

— Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Batman (1989)

Take care, young ladies, and value your wine
Be watchful of young men in their velvet prime
Deeply they'll swallow from your finest kegs
Then swiftly be gone, leaving bitter dregs
Ahh-ah-ah-ah, bitter dregs
With smiling words and tender touch
Man offers little and asks for so much
He loves in the breathless excitement of night
Then leaves with your treasure in cold morning light
Ahh-ah-ah-ah, in cold morning light

— Written and sung by Leonard Nimoy for Star Trek: The Original Series, "Plato's Stepchildren"

"Farewell, Captain Proton!" said Kis, sweeping him into a passionate embrace. "The world is hollow, now I have touched your fly. Will I ever see you again?"
"Of course not, I'm a man...oops, I mean: who knows if the fates will bring us together."

— Captain Proton and the Planet of Lesbians

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