Dan: How old do you think this protagonist is? I find myself attracted to her and I don't know if it's inappropriate.
Arin: It's like Sailor Moon. You look at Sailor Moon and you're like, "Ah man what a super hottie. I would totally-" and then they're like "My fourteen-year-old just started middle school." and it's like, "Uggggghhhh".
Pussycat: Obviously I'm not too young to fuck you, but obviously you are too old to fuck me.
Cliff: What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poontang. Prison tried to get me all my life, ain't got me yet. Day it does, it won't be because of you. No offense.
Cliff: What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poontang. Prison tried to get me all my life, ain't got me yet. Day it does, it won't be because of you. No offense.
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
—"Young Girl", Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
You do protest that I'm jailbait
I'm just 16, but I just can't wait
My mom's real cool, I promise
You won't do tiiiiiime,
Lick my baby back behind!
I'm just 16, but I just can't wait
My mom's real cool, I promise
You won't do tiiiiiime,
Lick my baby back behind!
—MADtv's parody of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears.
