Live-Action TV
"Whiskey is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
— Lix, The Hour
"It's Friday night
I'm gonna get drunk
I'm gonna get laid
I'm gonna be late on Monday"
I'm gonna get drunk
I'm gonna get laid
I'm gonna be late on Monday"
—Ronnie Vino, Regional Wine Lady, At Home With Amy Sedaris
Music
"She's a hard drinkin' woman, but I love her just the same"
— Blue Room, Hard Drinkin' Woman
Fill the glasses one more time and never heed the empty bottle
Turn the water into wine and turn the party up full throttle
Turn the water into wine and turn the party up full throttle
— Celtic Woman, "Níl S'én Lá"
You've seen her at a party, she's doing the rounds
She likes to get it started, she likes to get loud
She's popping that champagne, she's drinking shots down
She's living for the moment
She likes to get it started, she likes to get loud
She's popping that champagne, she's drinking shots down
She's living for the moment
— Iration, "Time Bomb"
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
Throw 'em back 'til I lose count
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist...
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink
Throw 'em back 'til I lose count
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist...
— Sia, "Chandelier"
Theatre
Pol Roget and Veuve Cliquot
Swing your partner, do-si-do
Swing your partner, do-si-do
— Helen, The Golden Apple, "My Picture In The Papers"
Video Games
Keiichiro Aoyama: Looks like there's still time before the chairwoman's speech.
Kurz Weber: Yeah. One of today's main event. I came to see that as well.
Maya Ibuki: You two... You're not actually thinking to lock-on to that little child, are you?
Aoyama: Wait one second Ms. Ibuki. I think you're over reacting there.
Kurz: That's right. We just appreciate a lot that's small and cute.
Ibuki: You guys aren't loli...
Misato Katsuragi: Calm down Ibuki. That chairwoman has her age hidden.
Misato: Just like... me.
Melissa Mao: Mam! Katsuragi Nisa! I think you're pushing it!
(Mao laughs.)
Misato: Ahaha! You think so?
(Misato laughs)
Ibuki: Oh my. These two... They're already drunk...
Shunsuke Akagi: Uwa! There's so many empty beer cans!?
Aoyoma: Two beauties gulping on beer... Not bad but I'll pass.
Kurz Weber: Yeah. One of today's main event. I came to see that as well.
Maya Ibuki: You two... You're not actually thinking to lock-on to that little child, are you?
Aoyama: Wait one second Ms. Ibuki. I think you're over reacting there.
Kurz: That's right. We just appreciate a lot that's small and cute.
Ibuki: You guys aren't loli...
Misato Katsuragi: Calm down Ibuki. That chairwoman has her age hidden.
Misato: Just like... me.
Melissa Mao: Mam! Katsuragi Nisa! I think you're pushing it!
(Mao laughs.)
Misato: Ahaha! You think so?
(Misato laughs)
Ibuki: Oh my. These two... They're already drunk...
Shunsuke Akagi: Uwa! There's so many empty beer cans!?
Aoyoma: Two beauties gulping on beer... Not bad but I'll pass.
Phi: "Planet" alcohol? That's a pretty weird name. [Drool] But with our powers combined...
Sigma: Don't drink it!
Sigma: Don't drink it!
Webcomics
Jane: And you're drunk. :P
Real Life
"Codeine... Bourbon..."
— Last words of Tallulah Bankhead