Lynn Loud Sr.: (describing his kids at age one) Lori's excessive flatulence and blaming others, Leni's fashion crimes, Luna being too loud, Luan's drive-by-pie-ing, Lynn Jr. being too competitive, Lucy having trouble letting go, Lincoln refusing to wear pants, Lola and Lana giving the Casa Loud a new face-lift, and Lisa, with her little experiments. Like we said, it's just a phase. All of you got through it. So will Lily.
Lori Loud: Uhh... Dad, minus myself, we literally still do that.
— "It's Just a Phase", a comic based on The Loud House
You guys did plenty of crying when you were babies, trust me. Except Lucy. She just... stared at us.
— Lynn Loud Sr., The Loud House, "The Crying Dame"
Alvie's Mother: He's trying to say, 'mommy'!
Alvie's Father: He's trying to say, 'daddy'!
Alvie: Mulligatawny!
When I was four, there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water. Everyone was all right, but I cried all night— it threw my alphabet blocks out of order. And they say, 'This boy's born to be a bureaucrat; born to be all obsessive and snotty.' I made my friends and relations file long applications to get into my tenth birthday party.
— Hermes Conrad, Futurama
Charlotte Pickles: Come on, sweetie, say, 'mommy'.
Drew Pickles: Can you say, 'daddy', Angelica? Da-ddy!
Angelica Pickles: Cookie.
Charlotte Pickles: What?
Angelica Pickles: Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie!
— Rugrats, "No More Cookies"
"Clean your room!"
"Even back then, I was boy-crazy!"
— Clover, Totally Spies! ("Evil Promotion Much? Part 1")
