Chugga: Yoshi?!
Jon: Whoa, Tim wins?!
Chugga: Tim?! Where the hell did he come from?!
Jon: Outta nowhere!
Jon: Whoa, Tim wins?!
Chugga: Tim?! Where the hell did he come from?!
Jon: Outta nowhere!
"I spent the past two weeks crunching the numbers, and it is my honor to announce that 2018's scientifically calculated game of the year, with 19... trillion BDGs... is Fortnite. That can't be the right number, I'm gonna..." [Smash Cut to Brian on his laptop] "No, that's right."
"Inkopolis holds its famous card-game tournament once a year. This year, first-time entrant Jelfonzo appeared on the scene and promptly set about decimating the competition. He walked away with the first-place trophy."
"Sorry, I didn't prepare anything. After losing our first three games, I honestly didn't think we'd make it."
"I gave myself no chance and only came along for the food."
— Australian Rules Football player Robert DiPierdomenico, in his acceptance speech for the 1986 Brownlow Medal (the game's highest individual honor)
"And as the year draws to a close it looks like Elon Musk has narrowly beaten Liz Truss to claim the title of most embarrassed person of 2022 at the last minu- BY GOD, IT'S ANDREW TATE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
— Lady Alexis
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