Darwin: What?! (points at Anais) It was her that flooded the place!
Anais: I thought you were going to take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault. She was the one who left Gumball in charge.
Nicole: Well, it... it's Dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter!
Richard: Well... none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! (points at the computer on the floor)
Nicole: Um... who are you blaming?
Richard: (meekly) The internet?
Others: (various Sure, Let's Go with That responses)
Luis Suárez: Woah, OK, hold on. I'm a biter, that's my thing, I bite. This guy? He was stabbed. This is a backstabbing, and who is the biggest backstabber of them all? [everyone turns to Mauro Icardi]
Mauro Icardi: Uh... John Terry?
Luis Suárez: MAURO ICARDI! If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life! And he does it with a knife... [chuckles] and he causes all the strife. [behind Suárez, Gerard Piqué and Ivan Rakitic look on unamused]
Mauro Icardi: OK, hold on. The only crime I am guilty of is falling in love! OK, yes, with my friend's wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only metaphorically backstab. Whoever did this is someone with a real history of violence. Someone like [points finger] SERGIO RAMOS!
Sergio Ramos: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. [turns around and reveals Mohamed Salah fused with him at the shoulder]
Mohamed Salah: It's true... unfortunately.
Sergio Ramos: Nothing else to say. And besides, I have no reason to kill Neymar, unlike... COUTINHO!
Philippe Coutinho: WHAT?
Sergio Ramos: Yes, you! The dark wizard who wishes to have Neymar's place as the crown jewel of "El Canarinho"!note
Philippe Coutinho: This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? [Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues] What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them... by MURDERING HIM!