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->'''Bobby:''' Gentlemen, I'm gonna stop you right here. I'm gonna ask you to try speaking to each other in "I" statements. "I" statements are a good way to express your feelings without your partner feeling ''blamed''. B---, try phrasing things like "When I don't hear you speak during an argument, I feel..."

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->'''Bobby:''' Gentlemen, [[StoppingTheBlameGame I'm gonna stop you right here.here]]. I'm gonna ask you to try speaking to each other in "I" statements. "I" statements are a good way to express your feelings without your partner feeling ''blamed''. B---, try phrasing things like "When I don't hear you speak during an argument, I feel..."

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons B—-]]:''' Man, I don't know what you're talking about. When we argue, you fuckin shut down.

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons B—-]]:''' Man, I don't know what you're talking about. When we argue, you fuckin fucking shut down.


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->'''Bobby:''' Gentlemen, I'm gonna stop you right here. I'm gonna ask you to try speaking to each other in "I" statements. "I" statements are a good way to express your feelings without your partner feeling ''blamed''. B---, try phrasing things like "When I don't hear you speak during an argument, I feel..."
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->'''[[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Bobby Hill]]:''' Wow. Those are some real heavy family issues. And y'all say this is affecting yer relationship?
->'''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy C——]]:''' Yeah... I think... I think it's coming up a lot when we argue.
->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons B—-]]:''' Man, I don't know what you're talking about. When we argue, you fuckin shut down.
->'''C——:''' If I shut down, it's because you insult me!
->'''B—-:''' Insult!? Man you're too sensitive.
-->-- ''[[https://panic-volkushka.tumblr.com/post/142590132565/clients-names-and-personal-information-have-been Couples' Therapy]]''
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->'''Blossom:''' ''Maybe'' if someone hadn't pushed Bubbles into the school...\\
'''Buttercup:''' Oh, look, she speaks! Well, ''maybe'' if someone hadn't insisted on ''walking'' home from school so we could run into the ''biggest liar in the universe!''\\
'''Blossom:''' We weren't allowed to use our powers, and you ''know'' it!\\
'''Buttercup:''' Oh, look, it's Ms. Goody-goody!\\
'''Blossom:''' What was ''I'' supposed to do?! We weren't going to get people to stop hating us by breaking rules!\\
'''Buttercup:''' Oh yeah?! And using our superpowers to make a ''(imitating Blossom)'' "help-the-town-and-make-it-a-better-place-machine"... WAS ''FOLLOWING'' RULES?!\\
'''Blossom:''' I didn't see you putting up a fight!\\
'''Buttercup:''' Well, you're gonna now! ''(they begin fighting)''\\
'''Blossom:''' If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in this stupid mess!\\
'''Buttercup:''' Ohh, you stupid... ''(grunts)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirlsMovie''
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-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''[[labelnote:Who killed Neymar?]]Nobody. He was just FakingTheDead to get out of a boring conversation with Harry Kane.[[/labelnote]]

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-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''[[labelnote:Who killed Neymar?]]Nobody. He was just FakingTheDead to get out of a boring conversation with Harry Kane.[[/labelnote]][[/labelnote]]
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'''Philippe Coutinho:''' This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? ''[Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues]'' What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them... by MURDERING HIM!

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'''Philippe Coutinho:''' This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing [Cristiano] Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? ''[Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues]'' What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's [Edinson] Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them... by MURDERING HIM!
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->'''Dani Alves''': Neymar! He's been murdered! Oh, my dear Neymar... What kind of animal would do this!? ''[turns towards the person he suspects]'' SUÁREZ!\\
'''Luis Suárez''': Woah, OK, hold on. I'm a biter, that's my thing, I bite. This guy? He was stabbed. This is a backstabbing, and who is the biggest backstabber of them all? ''[everyone turns to Mauro Icardi]''\\
'''Mauro Icardi''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Uh... John Terry?]]\\
'''Luis Suárez''': MAURO ICARDI! [[RhymesOnADime If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life!]] And he does it with a knife... ''[chuckles]'' and he causes all the strife. ''[behind Suárez, Gerard Piqué and Ivan Rakitic [[OverlyLongGag look on unamused]]]''\\
'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The ''only'' crime I am guilty of is falling in love! OK, yes, with my friend's wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' backstab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\
'''Sergio Ramos''': Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. ''[turns around and reveals Mohamed Salah [[ContinuityNod fused with him]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext at the shoulder]]]''\\
'''Mohamed Salah''': It's true... unfortunately.\\
'''Sergio Ramos''': Nothing else to say. And besides, I have no reason to kill Neymar, unlike... COUTINHO!\\
'''Philippe Coutinho''': WHAT?\\

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->'''Dani Alves''': Alves:''' Neymar! He's been murdered! Oh, my dear Neymar... What kind of animal would do this!? ''[turns towards the person he suspects]'' SUÁREZ!\\
'''Luis Suárez''': Suárez:''' Woah, OK, hold on. I'm a biter, that's my thing, I bite. This guy? He was stabbed. This is a backstabbing, and who is the biggest backstabber of them all? ''[everyone turns to Mauro Icardi]''\\
'''Mauro Icardi''': Icardi:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Uh... John Terry?]]\\
'''Luis Suárez''': Suárez:''' MAURO ICARDI! [[RhymesOnADime If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life!]] And he does it with a knife... ''[chuckles]'' and he causes all the strife. ''[behind Suárez, Gerard Piqué and Ivan Rakitic [[OverlyLongGag look on unamused]]]''\\
'''Mauro Icardi''': Icardi:''' OK, hold on. The ''only'' crime I am guilty of is falling in love! OK, yes, with my friend's wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' backstab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\
'''Sergio Ramos''': Ramos:''' Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. ''[turns around and reveals Mohamed Salah [[ContinuityNod fused with him]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext at the shoulder]]]''\\
'''Mohamed Salah''': Salah:''' It's true... unfortunately.\\
'''Sergio Ramos''': Ramos:''' Nothing else to say. And besides, I have no reason to kill Neymar, unlike... COUTINHO!\\
'''Philippe Coutinho''': Coutinho:''' WHAT?\\



'''Philippe Coutinho''': This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? ''[Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues]'' What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them... by MURDERING HIM!

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'''Philippe Coutinho''': Coutinho:''' This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? ''[Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues]'' What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them... by MURDERING HIM!
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'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The ''only'' crime I am guilty of is falling in love! OK, yes, with my friend's wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' bacsktab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\

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'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The ''only'' crime I am guilty of is falling in love! OK, yes, with my friend's wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' bacsktab.backstab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\
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'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The ''only'' crime I am guilty of is falling in love! [[YourCheatingHeart OK, yes, with my friend's wife]]... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' bacsktab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\

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'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The ''only'' crime I am guilty of is falling in love! [[YourCheatingHeart OK, yes, with my friend's wife]]...wife... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' bacsktab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\
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'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The only crime I am guilty of is falling in love! [[YourCheatingHeart OK, yes, with my friend's wife]]... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' bacsktab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\

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'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The only ''only'' crime I am guilty of is falling in love! [[YourCheatingHeart OK, yes, with my friend's wife]]... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' bacsktab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\



'''Philippe Coutinho''': This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? ''[Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues]'' What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them by MURDERING HIM!

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'''Philippe Coutinho''': This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? ''[Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues]'' What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them them... by MURDERING HIM!
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'''Sergio Ramos''': Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. ''[turns around and reveals Mo Salah [[ContinuityNod fused with him at the shoulder]]]''\\
'''Mo Salah''': It's true... unfortunately.\\

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'''Sergio Ramos''': Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. ''[turns around and reveals Mo Mohamed Salah [[ContinuityNod fused with him him]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext at the shoulder]]]''\\
'''Mo '''Mohamed Salah''': It's true... unfortunately.\\
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-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''[[labelnote:Who killed Neymar?]]No one. He was just FakingTheDead to get out of a boring conversation with Harry Kane.[[/labelnote]]

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-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''[[labelnote:Who killed Neymar?]]No one.Neymar?]]Nobody. He was just FakingTheDead to get out of a boring conversation with Harry Kane.[[/labelnote]]
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-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}[[labelnote:Who killed Neymar?]]No one. He was just FakingTheDead to get out of a boring conversation with Harry Kane.[[/labelnote]]

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-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}[[labelnote:Who Champions|2018}}''[[labelnote:Who killed Neymar?]]No one. He was just FakingTheDead to get out of a boring conversation with Harry Kane.[[/labelnote]]
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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Responsible"

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Responsible"Responsible"

->'''Dani Alves''': Neymar! He's been murdered! Oh, my dear Neymar... What kind of animal would do this!? ''[turns towards the person he suspects]'' SUÁREZ!\\
'''Luis Suárez''': Woah, OK, hold on. I'm a biter, that's my thing, I bite. This guy? He was stabbed. This is a backstabbing, and who is the biggest backstabber of them all? ''[everyone turns to Mauro Icardi]''\\
'''Mauro Icardi''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Uh... John Terry?]]\\
'''Luis Suárez''': MAURO ICARDI! [[RhymesOnADime If he can take a man's wife, he can take a man's life!]] And he does it with a knife... ''[chuckles]'' and he causes all the strife. ''[behind Suárez, Gerard Piqué and Ivan Rakitic [[OverlyLongGag look on unamused]]]''\\
'''Mauro Icardi''': OK, hold on. The only crime I am guilty of is falling in love! [[YourCheatingHeart OK, yes, with my friend's wife]]... and then marrying her and getting a tattoo of his three kids... OK, yeah, it's messed up, I get it... but I only ''metaphorically'' bacsktab. Whoever did this is someone with a ''real'' history of violence. Someone like ''[points finger]'' SERGIO RAMOS!\\
'''Sergio Ramos''': Ah yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop, man. I was with Mo the whole time. ''[turns around and reveals Mo Salah [[ContinuityNod fused with him at the shoulder]]]''\\
'''Mo Salah''': It's true... unfortunately.\\
'''Sergio Ramos''': Nothing else to say. And besides, I have no reason to kill Neymar, unlike... COUTINHO!\\
'''Philippe Coutinho''': WHAT?\\
'''Sergio Ramos:''' Yes, you! The dark wizard who wishes to have Neymar's place as the crown jewel of "El Canarinho"![[note]]He probably means ''A Canarinha'', one of the nicknames for Brazil's national team.[[/note]]\\
'''Philippe Coutinho''': This is ridiculous! Me? Stop it. First of all, why is no one accusing Ronaldo? I mean, it's a little weird that he's not here, right? ''[Coutinho is handed a letter from Ronaldo's lawyer, quickly reads it, then continues]'' What I mean is, if anyone wants Neymar out of the way it's Cavani! It's no secret they've had problems, and it appears he has fixed them by MURDERING HIM!
-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}[[labelnote:Who killed Neymar?]]No one. He was just FakingTheDead to get out of a boring conversation with Harry Kane.[[/labelnote]]
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->'''Gumball''': Mom... ''(terrified by Nicole's angry glare)'' It was Darwin.\\
'''Darwin''': What?! ''(points at Anais)'' It was her that flooded the place!\\
'''Anais''': I thought you were going to take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault. She was the one who left Gumball in charge.\\
'''Nicole''': Well, it... it's Dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter!\\
'''Richard''': Well... none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you! ''(points at the computer on the floor)''\\
'''Nicole''': Um... who are you blaming?\\
'''Richard''': ''(meekly)'' The internet?\\
'''Others''': ''(various SureLetsGoWithThat responses)''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Responsible"

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