"Do all that stuff we have to do to shoot at him and then FIRE TORPEDOES!"
— Submarine Captain, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
A lot of people haven't noticed there's this really gross misunderstanding of the military across media, especially children's media. Many shows constantly get militaristic protocol wrong, in turn making us all look completely incompetent. Not only that, but soldiers are commonly portrayed as cold, emotionless robots, or sociopathic jerks, both with a little bit of Dumb Jock on the side.