Funny / The Scooby-Doo Project

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• "Norville".
  Shaggy: It's Shaggy! Like, nobody calls me Norville!
  Fred: What's the mattter, Norville?
  Shaggy: That's not on tape is it?
  Daphne: Something wrong, Nor-ville?
  Fred: Norville, Norville, Norville?
  Shaggy: Very funny!
  Scooby: Norville! ree hee hee hee hee!
  Shaggy: Et tu, Scoob?
• This exchange between Shaggy and Velma when coming towards the haunted house
  Velma: The noises are coming from this house.
  Shaggy: Like, let's go into the haunted house in the middle of the night. Now I know why you're the smart one!
• Shaggy hanging a lampshade on damn near everything.
  Like, why do we have to do these things when it's almost dark?
  Not music! We always get chased when there's music!
• The "haunted" Scooby Snacks. It was just Scooby putting them out to scare Shaggy from eating them.
• Velma and Daphne's little spat.
  Daphne: I need a break, my feet hurt!
  Velma: Well is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?
  Daphne: At least I try to look feminine!
  [Velma gawks in disbelief as if to say "You did NOT just go there."]
• When the camera shows the map that Velma's following.
  Shaggy: Like, how can you read this map? It's just a dotted line and an "X"!
  • Even funnier is the fact that when it goes missing, Fred and Velma argue with one another over who had it last. They already know it's completely worthless yet they're still arguing about it. And then it's all rendered moot when Shaggy reveals what happened to it.
    Shaggy: Well, like I ate it man! Scooby and I ate it! With tabasco! [laughs]
    Scooby: Reah! Rabasco!
    Shaggy: It was like, useless anyway!
    [Shaggy and Scooby laugh.]
    Velma: You ate the map...
• "And the monster is.... some guy!"
  Guy: Untie me, you intrusive kids!
  Shaggy: Like, he didn't say "meddling"! Doesn't he know the drill?
• When they ask an old woman with missing teeth about the woods.
  Old woman: You kids stay away! Those woods are cursed! I never go near them!
  [Smash Cut to the van.]
  Shaggy: Like, I bet she never goes near a dentist either.
• Fred in a Troubled Fetal Position. There's something ironically funny about it.
• At one point they can't find Scooby. The gang crying out to Scooby in this scene is really unsettling, even bloodcurdling... and then:
  Shaggy: [panicked] SCOOOBY DOOO!! WHERE AAAARE YOOOOUUU?!
  Scooby: Over here!
  [camera turns around, revealing that Scooby's just sitting right there a few feet away from them]
  Shaggy: [calmly] Oh.
• The Cameo appearance by (insert trumpet noise) Scrappy-Doo. Everyone runs.
  Velma: [trying to catch up to Daphne] Daphne, stop! It's just Scrappy-Doo!
  Daphne: [still scared] I know! I KNOW!
• Pretty much anytime the gang angrily snarks at each other. The voice acting is so realistic that it’s almost believable that they’re exasperated at each other and it’s hilarious.
  • Velma loses her glasses, which greatly irritates Fred.
    Velma: Wait up, guys! I lost my glasses!
    Shaggy: Here we go again...
    Fred: Velma, for crying out loud! A glasses strap! How many times have we told you?! A GLASSES STRAP!
    Velma: Could you just help me look? I can't see without my glasses!
    Fred: Oh, so you mean, can we find your glasses for you?!
    Daphne: Not now, Freddie.
    Fred: No, no, no, wait a minute! She wants us to help her find her glasses, but she's not gonna be helping! They're her glasses, she's not gonna be helping find 'em!
    Shaggy: Like, she's blind as a bat without 'em!
    Fred: It's night-time, genius!
    Velma: [distantly] Guys?
    Fred: ...Where'd she go?
    Daphne: She wandered off. VELMA, OVER HERE!
    Fred: Aw, this is just great.
  • As the group gets lost during the night, Velma snaps at Shaggy when he says his Catchphrase. Shaggy retaliates by saying that her catchphrase doesn't really mean anything either.
    Shaggy: Zoinks! We're never gonna get out of here!
    Velma: "Zoinks"? That's all you have to say, "zoinks"? What the heck does that even mean, anyway?
    Shaggy: Oh, I'm sorry! What'd you want me to say, "jinkies"?
    [Fred and Daphne start laughing.]
    Velma: Fred? Daphne? What are you laughing at?
    Daphne: Nothing.
    Fred: He's got a point, Velma.
    Velma: Jinkies is a word! Stop laughing!
    Shaggy: "Jinkies! I think we're royally zoinked!" Is that better?
    [Fred and Daphne laugh even harder.]
    Velma: Stop laughing!
• It turns out there is a conclusive ending to what happened to the gang... in a promotional advert for a Cartoon Network Website. How does the gang defeat the Monster? Velma and Daphne beat the crap out of the Monster with Fred, Shaggy and Scooby cheering them on and booing the monster. We never see the monster get unmasked, though.