- Luther's opening narration. He briefly talks about Dizzy before claiming he's the Big Good.See, his story is really my story, because behind every so-called hero...is a little pissed off dude who don't get no CREDIT!!
- "Somebody...GIVE ME A BEAT!"
- When Dizzy is first in prison, and he first meets Luther we are given several exchanges.Luther: You know high school is a lot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you want you ain't getting, sex you getting, you don't want. I've seen terrible things...(Atmosphere gets tense)Dizzy: Yesterday, an 80-year-old librarian broke my penis.Luther:...You win.
- In prison there Dizzy see's a prisoner climb a fence and run off. No one else seems to notice until said prisoner gets shot offscreen. Luther then says.Don't worry about, happens everyday, same cat, never gets away.
- The bill scene, which has two notable gems.Coach: Do you know the penalty in this state for stealing another man's horse?!Dizzy: (as Gil) Death?Coach: ... This isn't Iraq, son. BUT I CAN TELL YOU: It's probably a hefty fine!note
- And...
Principal: It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs. Campanella's rose garden!
Coach: Uh, that was me sir. - When Dizzy has to go to a party, his friend, Kirk, lets him use his dad's motorcycle.Kirk: Now remember, my dad loves this bike more than me.Dizzy: You know that's not true.Kirk: Yeah it is - He wrote it on my birthday card.
- A similar exchange is used in Ferris Bueller's Day Off when Cameron is talking to Ferris about his father's Ferrari, likely making this a reference to the film.
- The Fanservice scene where Danielle tries on swimsuits in a stripper-esque fashion montage turns out to be made up by Luther's narration.Sorry about that. I've been in prison a long time.
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