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--> '''Coach:''' ... This isn't ''Iraq'', son. BUT I CAN TELL YOU: It's probably a '''''hefty fine!'''''

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--> '''Coach:''' ... This isn't ''Iraq'', son. BUT I CAN TELL YOU: It's probably a '''''hefty fine!'''''fine!'''''[[note]]Horse theft in Texas is a third-degree felony, with a maximum of ten years imprisonment and a $10k fine.[[/note]]
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-->'''Kirk:''' Now remember, my dad loves this bike more then me.

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-->'''Kirk:''' Now remember, my dad loves this bike more then than me.
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* "''Somebody...GIVE ME A BEAT''"

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* "''Somebody...GIVE ME A BEAT''"BEAT!''"



-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you want you ain't getting, sex you getting, ''[[PrisonRape you don't want]]''. I've seen terrible things...
-->*''Atmosphere gets dense''*
--> '''Dizzy:''' Yesterday, an 80 year old librarian broke my penis.

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-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot a lot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you want you ain't getting, sex you getting, ''[[PrisonRape you don't want]]''. I've seen terrible things...
-->*''Atmosphere -->''(Atmosphere gets dense''*
tense)''
--> '''Dizzy:''' Yesterday, an 80 year old 80-year-old librarian broke my penis.



--> '''Dizzy (as Gil)''': Death?

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--> '''Dizzy (as Gil)''': '''Dizzy:''' ''(as Gil)'' Death?



--> '''Principal:''' It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs. Campanella's rose garden!
--> '''Coach:''' Uh, that was me sir.

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--> '''Principal:''' It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs. Campanella's rose garden!
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garden!\\
'''Coach:''' Uh, that was me sir.



* After the {{Fanservice}} scene where [[Creator/ElizaDushku Danielle]] trying on swimsuits in a stripper-esque fashion montage, it turns out to be made up by Luther's narration.

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* After the The {{Fanservice}} scene where [[Creator/ElizaDushku Danielle]] trying tries on swimsuits in a stripper-esque fashion montage, it montage turns out to be made up by Luther's narration.
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-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you wan't you ain't getting, sex you getting, ''[[PrisonRape you don't want]]''. I've seen terrible things...

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-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you wan't want you ain't getting, sex you getting, ''[[PrisonRape you don't want]]''. I've seen terrible things...
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** A similar exchange is used in Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff when Cameron is talking to Ferris about his father's Ferrari, likely making this a reference to the film.
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-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you wan't you ain't getting, sex you getting, ''you don't want''. I've seen terrible things...

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-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you wan't you ain't getting, sex you getting, ''you ''[[PrisonRape you don't want''.want]]''. I've seen terrible things...



-->'''Luther:'''...You win.

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-->'''Luther:'''...[[MiseryPoker You win.win]].
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-->''Kirk:''' Yeah it is - [[CrossesTheLineTwice He wrote it on my birthday card.]]

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-->''Kirk:''' -->'''Kirk:''' Yeah it is - [[CrossesTheLineTwice He wrote it on my birthday card.]]
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-->'''Coach:''' Do you know the penalty in this state for stealing another man's horse.

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-->'''Coach:''' Do you know the penalty in this state for stealing another man's horse.horse?!



--> '''Principal:''' It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs Campanella's rose garden!

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--> '''Principal:''' It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs Mrs. Campanella's rose garden!
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--> See, his story is really my story, because behind every little so-called hero ''there's a little pissed off dude who don't get NO CREDIT!!''
* "''[[DishonestSincerity Somebody]]...GIVE ME A BEAT''"
* When Dizzy is first in prison, and he first meets Luther we are given several extanges.

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--> See, his ''his'' story is really my ''my'' story, because behind every little so-called hero ''there's hero...''is a little pissed off dude who don't get NO CREDIT!!''
no '''''CREDIT!!'''''''
* "''[[DishonestSincerity Somebody]]..."''Somebody...GIVE ME A BEAT''"
* When Dizzy is first in prison, and he first meets Luther we are given several extanges.exchanges.



-->(''Atmoshere gets dense'')
--> '''Dizzy:''' Yesterday, an 80 year old libarian broke my penis.

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-->(''Atmoshere -->*''Atmosphere gets dense'')
dense''*
--> '''Dizzy:''' Yesterday, an 80 year old libarian librarian broke my penis.



-->'''Coach:''' Do you know the penelty in this state for stealing another man's horse.
--> '''Dizzzy (as Gil)''': Death ?
--> '''Coah:''' This isn't Iraq. But I can assume it is a hefty fine.

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-->'''Coach:''' Do you know the penelty penalty in this state for stealing another man's horse.
--> '''Dizzzy '''Dizzy (as Gil)''': Death ?
Death?
--> '''Coah:''' '''Coach:''' ... This isn't Iraq. But ''Iraq'', son. BUT I can assume it is CAN TELL YOU: It's probably a hefty fine.'''''hefty fine!'''''



* When Dizzy has to go to a party, his friend, Kirk, lets him use his dad's motorcylce.

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* When Dizzy has to go to a party, his friend, Kirk, lets him use his dad's motorcylce.motorcycle.



* After the {{Fanservice}} scene where [[Creator/ElizaDushku Danielle]] trying on swimsuits in a stipper esque fashion montage, it turns out to be made up by Luther's narriation.
--> Sorry about that. I've been in prison a ''looong time''.

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* After the {{Fanservice}} scene where [[Creator/ElizaDushku Danielle]] trying on swimsuits in a stipper esque stripper-esque fashion montage, it turns out to be made up by Luther's narriation.
narration.
--> Sorry about that. I've been in prison a ''looong ''long time''.
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--> See, his story is really my story, because behind every little so called hero ''there's a little pissed off dude who don't get NO CREDIT!!''

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--> See, his story is really my story, because behind every little so called so-called hero ''there's a little pissed off dude who don't get NO CREDIT!!''



--> '''Dizzy:''' Yesterday, a 80 year old libarien broke my penis.

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--> '''Dizzy:''' Yesterday, a an 80 year old libarien libarian broke my penis.

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* In prison there Dizzy see's a prisoner climb a fence and run off. [[AptheticCitizens No one else seems to notice]] until said prisoner gets shot offscreen. Luther then says.

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* In prison there Dizzy see's a prisoner climb a fence and run off. [[AptheticCitizens [[ApatheticCitizens No one else seems to notice]] until said prisoner gets shot offscreen. Luther then says.



--> '''Principle:''' It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs Campanella's rose garden!

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--> '''Principle:''' '''Principal:''' It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs Campanella's rose garden!


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* When Dizzy has to go to a party, his friend, Kirk, lets him use his dad's motorcylce.
-->'''Kirk:''' Now remember, my dad loves this bike more then me.
-->'''Dizzy:''' You know that's not true.
-->''Kirk:''' Yeah it is - [[CrossesTheLineTwice He wrote it on my birthday card.]]
* After the {{Fanservice}} scene where [[Creator/ElizaDushku Danielle]] trying on swimsuits in a stipper esque fashion montage, it turns out to be made up by Luther's narriation.
--> Sorry about that. I've been in prison a ''looong time''.

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* The bill scene, which has two notable extchanges.

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* The bill scene, which has two notable extchanges.gems.



--> '''Coach:''' This isn't Iraq. But I can assume it is a hefty fine.

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--> '''Coach:''' '''Coah:''' This isn't Iraq. But I can assume it is a hefty fine.fine.
** And...
--> '''Principle:''' It's a bill, for manure cleanup, resodding the football field, and to top it all off, somebody urinated into Mrs Campanella's rose garden!
--> '''Coach:''' Uh, that was me sir.
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* Luther's opening narration. He briefly talks about Dizzy before claiming ''he's'' the BigGood.
--> See, his story is really my story, because behind every little so called hero ''there's a little pissed off dude who don't get NO CREDIT!!''
* "''[[DishonestSincerity Somebody]]...GIVE ME A BEAT''"
* When Dizzy is first in prison, and he first meets Luther we are given several extanges.
-->'''Luther''': You know high school is alot like prison; bad food, high fences, sex you wan't you ain't getting, sex you getting, ''you don't want''. I've seen terrible things...
-->(''Atmoshere gets dense'')
--> '''Dizzy:''' Yesterday, a 80 year old libarien broke my penis.
-->'''Luther:'''...You win.
* In prison there Dizzy see's a prisoner climb a fence and run off. [[AptheticCitizens No one else seems to notice]] until said prisoner gets shot offscreen. Luther then says.
--> Don't worry about, happens everyday, same cat, never gets away.
* The bill scene, which has two notable extchanges.
-->'''Coach:''' Do you know the penelty in this state for stealing another man's horse.
--> '''Dizzzy (as Gil)''': Death ?
--> '''Coach:''' This isn't Iraq. But I can assume it is a hefty fine.

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