Funny / Star Trek Redemption

• 2399 Hargrove realizing that the only way to fix the Fitzgerald is to steal from their past selves.
  2399!Hargrove: You're telling me we have to sneak about our own ship to get spare parts? That's absurd! It's dangerous, it's risky and...and...and we're going to do it aren't we?
• Almost every version of Garr is a Large Ham:
  Drakus: Well what were you expecting—a disembodied brain in an android body? A chrome mask with blades and a cape perhaps? Ridiculous.
  Dark!Garr: So much for the Mighty Morbid Power Monger.