Funny / MegaTagmension Blanc + Neptune VS Zombies

• Neptune and Nepgear tried having High School boys play the attackers on their script, but later chose zombies instead to make it less offensive.
• When Blanc takes charge of the script at the start of the game, she then plans Vert, Noire, and Nepgear to not survive the crash of a ship into the scene school. She then adds Neptune being crushed by a satellite, and Uni falling into a pit of magma in the schoolyard
• Given she's the headline character for the game, Blanc takes over the end-of-chapter monologues. Instead of Neptune's cheery, casual recaps, wet get brief walls of Purple Prose exactly as bad as her writing skills are hinted to be.
• Magical Noirina. It has to be experienced. Note that Noire's breakdown makes her even more flustered than Rei Ryghts from Victory!
  • Followed up in a Backstage Event scene with Rom wanting to meet Magical Noirina, so Noire ends up coming out on top by dragging Blanc along as Magical Blanella. Doubly funny when Ram is the only one who sees through their Paper-Thin Disguise but doesn't tell anyone so as not to disappoint them, wondering to herself, "So this is what it means to be an adult?"
• Rom getting Dengekiko and Famitsu to join the film club with the power of her Puppy-Dog Eyes.
• One Backstage Event has Noire asking Blanc why they have to use their school uniforms for costumes. Blanc states that they can't afford new costumes, but have some on hand that people may appreciate, so they take a poll among the students to ask what they'd like to see the girls wearing when fighting zombies. The winning outfit? Swimsuits!
• One last Backstage Event has Nepgear spill some liquid on Blanc and tell her to change into her gym clothes to keep from catching cold. Since Blanc already took her gym clothes home, Nepgear forces her into Ram's. Ram soon walks in, sees Blanc in her clothes, and walks right back out without saying anything.
• After Uzume joins the party, some of the girls mention she has a lot of guts for taking on the zombies with nothing but her bare hands, with Blanc quietly mentioning that Uzume was spotted thoroughly washing her hands after every cut.
• In scene 3, cut 3's pre-battle event, two of the girls play zombie extras. Unfortunately, one of them doesn't quite grasp what a zombie is.
  Ram: Blahhhh... Bleghh... I vant to suck your blood... Hey, playing zombies might be kind of fun!
  Rom: Ram... I don't think that's what zombies sound like...

  Dengekiko: Hey, Gear, you got any spare bolts I could stick on my neck? I wanna go for a real authentic zombie look.
  Nepgear: Um, you might be thinking of the wrong kind of monster, Dengekiko...

  Tamsoft: *Howl* This is gonna be fun! Well, as long as no one uses a silver bullet against me!
  Famitsu: Uhhh, Tamsoft, I didn't see anything in the script about werewolves...
• Scene 5, cut 3's pre-battle event has a hilariously bad take on Creepy Children, when Neptune and Blanc encounter two girls all alone.
  Neptune: Hello, girls. What are you doing out here?
  Girl 1: *Sniff*... Um... you see... my mommy and... daddy...
  Girl 2: *Sniff*... Yeah, um... mommy and... daddy...
  Neptune: Yeah? What happened to your mommy and daddy?
  [the two girls suddenly sport Blank White Eyes]
  Girl 1: THEY ALLLLLLL BECAME ZOMBIES LIKE US!
  Girl 2: MUAHAHAHAHA!
  Neptune: Uh, they don't even sound like zombies...
  Blanc: *Sigh*... What did you expect...?
  • Even better if Girl 2 is played by Rom. Seeing someone like her let out an Evil Laugh is something that has to be seen to be believed.
• During scene 6, the other characters take turns saying, "Action!" It goes smoothly, except when Nepgear tries to say it. Then, Uni and Ram try to butt in as well, which the others brush off as being Nepgear being Nepgear. Blanc then steals the moment and says, "Action", causing Nepgear to give a Big "NO!" in the background.
• In scene 8, cut 5, Blanc suddenly changes the script so that the heroine tries to communicate with the zombies. In the very next cut, Blanc walks that plot point back because she realized it was a bad idea.
• During the epilogue, various characters remark that Blanc's end-of-scene monologues were horrible. Even the final boss gets in on the ribbing.
• Meta-example: David and Ari of Idea Factory International doing an unboxing of a miniature version of the limited edition of the game with their reasoning being that Blanc is the smallest CPU goddess.

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