"Yer a Schwarzenegger, Harry!"
What do you get when you put the most muscular (and oblivious) dude on the planet in the world of Harry Potter? Hilarity ensues.
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Openings and Endings
- In the first opening, Mash's personal magic would be cream puff. Thankfully, it turns out to be one of Finn's vivid dreams.
- Mash's nightmare is failing to save a creampuff. Coincidentally, his breakfast is lots of cream puffs.
- The second ending shows what car each character would have, and Mash is going fast...pushing his car.
Easton Enrollment Arc
Episode 1: Mash Burnedead and the Body of the Gods
- What's the first thing Mash does every time he comes home? He breaks the door. Of course, Regro screams in horror but immediately forgives Mash anyway.
- He attempts to "fix" the door by constantly bashing it at the wall before it snaps and Regro screams once more.
- Mash promises to fix fat cop Terry's shirt...by ripping it off. Twice.
- Mash slaps a magic projectile away. He then proceeds to serve it volleyball-style and even dribble it like a soccer ball!
- Mash using a wand to pierce a magical barrier...by throwing it. The corrupt cop, Brad Coleman, admits he has never seen anyone use a magic wand like that.
Episode 2: Mash Burnedead and the Mysterious Maze
- The teacher in charge of the entrance exam, Claude Lucci, doesn't know what is more confusing about Mash: the fact that he casually fakes magics or that Regro and Brad are trying to be stealthy.
- Finn feels sorry for whoever would be rooming with Mash. He then finds the door to his dorm missing...or rather in Mash's hands.
- Mash rescuing Lemon from the maze Ed-style.
Episode 3: Mash Burnedead and the Baleful Bully
- Mash casually forgot he was supposed to meet with the bully, Lloyd Cavill.
- Mash realises he'll be in trouble for hitting Lloyd, whose godfather, Farman Cregos, is the vice principal and ready to expel him. Then he buries Farman.
- When the headmaster, Wahlberg Baigan, asks Mash why he is summoned to the office (because of this incident), Mash apologizes for using the kitchen without the dorm master's permission.
Episode 4: Mash Burnedead and the Challenging Magic User
- Mash "flying" a broom by kicking his legs very fast.
- After seeing a picture of a young girl in Lance's locket, Mash assumes he's a lolicon and starts panicking. Lance quickly counters that he's a siscon.
Episode 5: Mash Burnedead and the Unpopular Classmate
- Mash is bad at math, figuring he needs 28 more silver shards to make a gold coin.
- Lance is so cool...until Mash flashes his sister's picture at him, planting him into the wall very hard.
- Mash's attempt to spell the Mandrake ends up making it kitchen-sized. He decides to slap it unconscious instead, causing it to make a girly moan in the process.
- Mash making cream puffs out of Mandrake, even with Lance's guiding him through the proper steps.
Episode 6: Mash Burnedead and the Magic of Iron
- After Mash shows he can give and take what a bully with metal magic (Silva Iron) can dish out as well knock away the biggest scorpion in the forest, he suggests stopping this challenge because he pities the bully.
- Mash's sorting has him end up in Alder when the unicorn skeleton is overwhelmed by thoughts of cream puff to the point of comparing the dessert to personality. Finn and Dot realize he's that guy.
Magia Lupus Arc
Episode 7: Mash Burnedead and the Puppet Master
- Owls don't like Mash.
- Mash can't swim...or assumed he can't, much to shark mage Olore Andrew's worry.
- Olore was so stunned stupid by Mash's new swimming skills as a shark that he couldn't do anything but evolve into his more powerful ultimate form...which Mash immediately defeats with a series of freestyle jabs to his chest.
- Lance has a hard time with his opponent...because he promised his sister that he wouldn't hurt the birdies. His opponent never picked up on that, which makes Lance's strategy of relocating the birds mid-combat both awesome and silly.
Episode 10: Mash Burndead and the Divine Visionary
- Mash catches one of Rayne's magic swords with his 2 fingers so well that the Arachnabus accompanying the latter was stunned stupid by it after revealing the former's true lack of magic.
- Mash would later use the swords sent to him by Rayne using Three Percent Partisan to make a chair out of it a la the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones, albeit sharper.
Episode 12: Mash Burndead and the Magic Mirror
- Mash bringing back cream puffs, not realizing the bad guy in there. It also seems that this is the first time in the anime he released any killer intent when the bad guy brushes the puffs to the floor.
- Everyone realises that Mash has never actually cast a spell, saying that having no Magic and incredible strength seems like something out of a fantasy story.
Divine Visionary Candidate Exam Arc
- The group's idea of casual wear: Mash is in his workout suit, Dot is in a suit of armor, and Lance is dressed normally...until he reveals the shirt he was wearing under it with his sister's image on it. Finn swore that the shirt winked and made noises.
- The ridiculously traumatizing tabletop game, and what happens to the characters' pawns:
- Dot gets scammed by a beautiful woman and loses a lot of money.
- Lemon gets arrested for stalking, and loses 320 turns.
- Lance warns everyone the game seems predicting everyone's future... And then his pawn gets back to the start because his sister brought home a boyfriend. Lance jumps back in shock and starts chanting a Madness Mantra.
- Finn is now scared, casts the dice... And gets some in-game money for a good deed.
- Mash gets a Non-Standard Game Over when his pawn gets exposed for not having magic and is executed. The pawn's head magically detaches.
- In a following game, Mash gets on the same space and his pawn's head explodes. Mash is so shocked that when he decides he'll go get some fresh air, he opens the door normally without any issues.
- During their rematch, Cell War manages to knock Mashle out and starts kicking him... Then Mashle's head turns out being a giant creampuff, and he stands back up. Then he removes the creampuff, that was actually a weird mask, starts chanting, and force-feeds him creampuffs until Cell War feels suffucating. Then it turns out Cell War was hallucinating from oxygen deprivation in the second before fainting, as Mashle had actually choked him out.
