Funny / Lost Tales of Fantasia

• While most of Hook's Captain's Log is a combination of Tear Jerker and Nightmare Fuel, the accompanying letter is rather funny. It consists of several ways Hook considered telling Peter that he was his father, all of which are crossed out in frustration, including a few rather ridiculous openings and one that's a Shout-Out to a certain famous film scene.
• When Hitler finishes his conference with his allies, he dismisses everyone except Scar and Peter, saying he needs their help to make a speech. Scar knows what's coming:
  Scar grimaced. He loathed being a back-up singer.
• From Chapter 11, Major Monogram runs short on ammunition. His solution? Load up the mice the ship's cat caught and fire them from the cannons. Impractical you say? ...Well, that might be true, but the Major really wants to shoot some rats at something, apparently, so what can you do?
  • All the talk of dead mice starts to make Mickey nervous.
• Doctor XXX makes a cloning machine, which is very flawed. Why?
  "Obviously, the clones must be imperfect. I cannot imagine myself with a sense of ethics."

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