Funny / Johnny English Reborn

• The Acting Unnatural scene in the washroom.
• "AGENT IN DISTRESS AGENT IN DISTRESS. I AM OVER HERE." Followed by "Activating visual confirmation in 3, 2, 1 *BOOM!*"
• "Oh God, let me not die at the hands of the Swiss."
• The broken chair. If you think that we're referring to just the scene in the trailer, you are dead wrong.
• "He shot up the navigation system! We'll have to follow the road!" FYI, they are in a helicopter.
• "Shu-shan."
• Johnny English jumping around La Bastion in a body-bag.
• Johnny English's chase and subsequent fight with a Chinese assassin in Hong Kong is one big funny moment. The assassin is going full Jackie Chan and maneuvering the environment with deft precision and speed, while Johnny... Takes more mundane methods like the elevator, and when the assassin tries to intimidate him with a flurry of flashy martial arts moves, Johnny casually kicks him in the balls.
• Johnny English pretends to have Pegasus's cat after accidentally dropping it out of the window... right above a woodchipper. Cue Kate Summer walking in with the cat.
  English: We are all... lovely...
• "It's great to see... what's left of you."
• Johnny resisting the mind control, doing his own take on "Colin 'Bomber' Harris vs. Colin 'Bomber' Harris."
  • Johnny starts dancing to Cameo's "Word Up" right in the middle of assassinating the Chinese PM when Tucker interrupts Simon's command with a Montreaux radio station. The other character's WTF reactions are what tops it off.
  • WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! LIKE YOU DON'T CARE!
• "Has anyone seen the voice-changing travel lozenges?"
  • "Eeehmmm, noo... No."
• "Unbelievable. A vole in MI7". – "A mole, Sir." – "There's a vole and a mole?!" – "No, not a vole, a mole." – "Well, I disagree. There's certainly a vole. I mean, we know that much. But what you're saying is there might be a mole a well..."

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