Funny / It's Curtains

Round 1

• Some of the characters' titles are so long that their dressing room signs won't show the entire thing and the rest is written down and taped to the door. Especially Chicago Billy's, whose door just says "The" with the rest on a piece of looseleaf.
  • The Pirate King's title is also "The Pirate King." It's repeated two more times with sticky notes. This was apparently done once before with "The Nightman: The Nightman."
• On the first day, Jean Valjean is taught how to make hot pockets. He in turn starts teaching others to make them. It results in some amusing sentences.
  Jean Valjean has burnt his tongue.
• When the first culprit is discovered to wear contact lenses, Hook takes it as proof that reading glasses are superior. When called on how not-funny a joke it is, Hook declares himself to be absolutely hilarious despite naysayers.
• Various reactions to the weird clothing item◊ Hime and Raoul find in the costume shop and immediately stuff into the broom closet. When it's dragged out and found in an investigation, everyone is speechless, and no one can describe it as anything but "the arm thing."
• "The dressmaker's dummy is dead."
• During the second investigation, Hook decided the Halloween cake might have a clue to the murder and promptly smashed it. Nothing was found but delicious cake and icing, and the moderators said "The Halloween cake is dead, you monster" in the same manner as when finding a victim.
• Hook's flying cow theory in the second trial.
• The entire song "A Man's Gotta Do."
• Hook tries to rob the entire rest of the cast to get enough money to hire Billy Flynn.
• Billy Flynn's response to the Pirate King telling him about his apprentice, who was given to the ship by his parents.
  "Back in Chicago, most people just send their kids Off to Boarding School."
• "S y p h i l i s, Hook."
  • "Captain Hook does not have syphilliiiiiissssss."
• Astarte and Seymour are cake zombies!
• Dark Cain attempts a Riddle Me This as to his identity in order to further torment the cast during the fourth trial. Billy Flynn guesses correctly... on his first try. Made more hilarious by the fact that Flynn's player was also just randomly guessing it, never expecting it to actually be right.
  • His reaction to being proven right: "You really need to work on selling your public image."
• Heather lures Seymour into the costume shop, pretending there's an emergency. When she shuts the door, Seymour is terrified that she's going to kill him. It turns out she has much more innocuous plans.
• Raoul's reactions to being haunted. The poor man's terrified.
• "You kissed your sister!?"
  • Hans's embarrassed, reluctant admission that he's never actually kissed anyone.
• Talking about God behind His back.
• Natalie trolls Hans.

Round 2

• Nana dressing up as the Phantom and doing an impression of him at a party.

Round 3

• Orpheus decides to burn the fake Death Note in case it's real, and learns the hard way about smoke alarms and indoor sprinklers, deciding it started raining indoors. He tries to throw an orange at the alarm to no avail and eventually decides to just leave and hope the water stops.
• One of the OOC notes during a conversation between Eurydice and Peregrine mentions that Peregrine successfully accomplished tact, which Eurydice only bothers to do maybe 30 percent of the time.
• During Week 3, the SQUIP discovered a copy of itself in its pill form and ran around looking for Mountain Dew to sync up... and was not pleased to learn Angus had thrown out empty Mountain Dew bottles.
• In the final confrontation, Spongebob tried to get the Wizard to lower his force field by...asking politely. Cue a Reaction Shot from the entire rest of the cast, the Wizard declining, and Spongebob genuinely hoping that would've worked.
• Once Beetlejuice came to save everyone from the school, Farrah found a lyre she thought was Orpheus's and was confused on being told his lyre was actually a guitar. Discord wondered if he simply saw all guitars as lyres, and what he'd see if someone showed him an electric guitar.
• During the epilogue, Hades showed up, causing both Peregrine and the Balladeer to mistake him for Peter Howland, both of whom are played by Patrick Page. Later, Persephone shows up and boops Hades' nose, causing a great deal of indignity.
• In the epilogue, Spongebob accidentally intimidated Mephisto just by being himself.