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- Yusuf Amir. Dancing to "Arab Money." In his underwear.
- Really, just about everything Yusuf says or does can be added to this list.
- "Things went a bit crazy and er, I somehow lost my pants!".
- And then his father Caught Him with His Pants Down, literally.Abdul: When a book is called "Guns, Drugs, Hookers and No Pants" I think I don't need to read it.
- Most of the conversations with Luis on many missions, side-missions, etc are a walking CMOF, especially on how Luis' sarcastic humor are mostly Played for Laughs instead of drama.
- In "Bang Bang", Luis stops Tony from carrying out his suicidal plan to get back at Rocco pretty easily.Tony: "Try and stop me."Luis: (shrugs) "Okay." (punches Tony in the face)
- Luis's WTF face after the French guy rants about how his country use to rip people's heads off and celebrate with it.
- Seeing Mori immediately break into tears when Brucie finally had enough of his shit and breaks his nose. Made even better by how even Brucie freaks out, "Just don't tell mom, alright!"
- Despite the Nightmare Fuel that is "In the Crosshairs", one can't help but laugh at the post-mission phone call where Luis continues to be a Deadpan Snarker towards Ray Bulgarin, who is now loudly threatening the former's life in a manner that makes Salvatore Leone pale in comparison.Bulgarin: You fucked with me! And now, I am going to fuck with you, you little cunt! You are dead! Dead! DEAD! DEEEAAAAAAD!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?Bulgarin: FUCK YOU!!Bulgarin: CUNT!!!Luis: Bye!
- Isaac Roth hiding under a table, which doesn't even conceal him at all. Luis' response makes the whole scene.