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    The original fic 
  • The fact that back when Vash was a (relatively) ordinary wolf, he managed to bury the little girl and her father's bodies despite, you know, not having hands.
  • After Blade finishes testing Tetsume on the Visorak, he invites the rest of the Toa to "open a can of whoop-ass." When they don't understand, he has to translate- "it means lets go beat the living shit out of the visorak."
  • The Freedom Fighters telling Blade that he can't be a freedom fighter unless he can fight. More to the point, it's quite hilarious that someone actually doubts Blade's power.
  • When Blade turns himself in to the police, he busts down the door to the police station dressed all in black and wearing a hockey mask, introduces himself as the one responsible for destroying the village 16 years ago, and says "Hug me!" The officers are appropriately speechless.
  • The sheer amount of over-the-top numbers and measurements in the Season-Bringer arc. Season-Bringer is over 22 miles long, weighs almost a quintillion tons, and eats 90 trillion tons of bones. Vash also gets $60 quadrillion for killing the ringmaster.
  • When the evil ring master holds Vash at gunpoint and demands that he hand over his dragon, Vash actually takes him off guard by saying, "Kiss my ass, you fucking asshole." The webcomic makes it even funnier by censoring the profanity and having the ring master look up the words.
  • After disappearing for a year, Vash, whose parents have been dead since he was a few months old, and who doesn't take orders from anyone, somehow gets grounded for a month.
  • In "The Wedding and Kekanu Returns," Vash offers the following commentary on Shuyin and Lenne's wedding.
    You know how a wedding goes but this wedding was more interesting than any other wedding because I’ve never seen two unsent people get married before.
  • The ENTIRE POPULATION OF CHINAnote  showing up to cheer Vash after he kills the dragon in the underworld.
  • Some of the chapter titles.
    • "The Birth Of A Super Sayin Worlf"
    • "Darkness Never Dies No Matter How Many Times You Kill It."
    • "The True Power of Tetsume and Learning You're Screwed."
    • "Kekanu's Death... Finally"
    • "The Odds Against Me... Fun."
    • "Payback is a Bitch," followed by "I Stand Corrected By Payback is a Bitch."
    • "The Escape From The Hardest Facility In The World
    • "A New Way How To Wake People Up"
    • "Erasing Kekanu’s Gene Pool"
    • "Hey Basterds, Knock Knock”
    • "Giving Vakama A Piece Of My Fucking Fist”
    • "The Fight Against Every Human In Miami" appropriately followed directly by "The Escape From Miami"
    • "Now A Day"

    The webcomic 
  • When the scientists' experiments result in Vash's brother dying, they conclude "Fascinating! When a wolf loses all its blood, it can't be alive anymore!"
  • The newspaper clippings reporting on Vash's killing hunters. One source complains about how the wolf doesn't realize that hunting's part of the cycle of life, then drinks a bottle of moonshine and punches the reporter in the face.
  • Normalman frequently makes sarcastic commentary on whenever Vash might be turning over a new leaf, particularly in the last page of "Betrayed By Soku."
    W-wait! He doesn’t kill her instantly? How can this be? Could it be true that Bladevash has learned compassion? Empathy? He knows that lives besides his own have value? That every being on this earth is its own one-of-a-kind treasure?
    Yes! He has become a new man/wolf/thing! This is a dawning of a new age of peace and justice! Oh wait, hang on. Let me check the story again…
    … Okay. False alarm. He brutally kills her and everyone she’s ever met in about ten minutes. Never mind.
  • Vash's wanted poster, which includes an impressive number of details from later in the fic.
  • The kind of buildings Blade considers "important" enough not to destroy- "Anime," "Comic Books," "Toys" and "Swords R' Us."
  • The Crossover with Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney during Vash's trial.
    Judge: Alright, let's get this shit over with.
    Phoenix: O-okay. First off, my client needs to-
    Blade: Shut up ugly! I got this. I didn't kill all those civilians. I was here waiting for my next mission.
    (Edgeworth and the Judge look grimly calm while Phoenix holds his head in his hands, probably knowing that Blade isn't even the worst client he's had)
  • Near the end of Part 1, it's mentioned that Vash ignores Season Bringer calling to him "for most of the time (Vash) was in school." The webcomic shows Vash taking the GED exam, and when given a simple problem- find X for "7+X=19"note - Vash loses his temper and destroys the Adult Education Center in a fiery explosion. One only has to wonder how he'd have fared with the apparently somewhat more complicated problem about two trains full of swords leaving Galbadia Garden. The comments also make fun about how bizarre it is that Vash, who should be in his middle ages by nownote  is still in school.
  • When Normalman has a conversation with his friend about how he's writing a webcomic to make fun of Humber's webcomic, Blade, of all people, says it makes him "look like an ASSHOLE," at which point Normalman is almost immediately stomped upon and killed by Season-Bringer.
  • After Vash learns that the police had failed to capture the ring master for almost two decades, the comic has one cop lampshade how Police Are Useless in this strip.
  • On the same page, the police are dismayed to see Vash again, but note that he probably has a reason this time, and as he's leaving, acknowledge that they know he'll be back.
  • When Vash goes to China and tells the wise priest what he did, the priest's directions come on a fortune cookie fortune, complete with lucky lotto numbers.
  • In the final guest page, Muscovie shows how Vash was able to "use (his) spirit" to find the way to the underworld- he ripped it out of his body with his robotic arm, and held it in his hands, at which point it, struggling for breath, pointed him in the right direction.

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