Funny / Breadwinners

• SwaySway lists the advantages of being leader of the biker ducks:
  SwaySway: You'll get to ride a motorcycle! (Motorcycle crashes into tree)
  Buhdeuce: Aaaaahhh!
  SwaySway: You'll meet lots of interesting ducks! (Buhdeuce gets pounded on the head by a biker duck)
  Buhdeuce: Yaaaahhhhhhhh!
  SwaySway: And you'll go places you've never gone before! (Buhdeuce ends up in jail)
  Buhdeuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
• In the original short:
  Buhdeuce: I wanna drive the Rocket Van!
  SwaySway: Well, you have no hand-eye coordination, no experience driving anything, and you're not even tall enough to reach most of the controls...I don't see why not!
• Buhdeuce falling in love with himself in "Love Loaf".
• In "Mine, all Mine", after the two receive the magic toaster used to summon The Breadmaker, they use it to ask him useless and dumb questions until it escalates to:
  Buhdeuce: Uh, do you poop?
  The Breadmaker: YES! Everybody poops!
• SwaySway and Buhdeuce's attempts to remove the Emerald Loaf from its wall in "The Brave and the Mold", which include SwaySway tying a rope between it and the Rocket Van to pull it out only for the driver's seat to fly out through the front. The answer on how to remove it is for them to both simply pull it at the same time and it will recognize them as true Breadwinners. When they finally do remove it, SwaySway demonstrates to Buhdeuce how they're going to pull it, neither of them noticing that SwaySway just pulled it out, then they put it back in and pull it out again.
• Buhdeuce repeatedly going back in time to try to prevent SwaySway from getting beaten or killed in "Yeasterday" but finding that Failure Is the Only Option, including one point where SwaySway gets crushed by a falling satellite almost immediately after getting out of bed.
• In "Birthday Bread" SwaySway tries to find a kind of bread that Old!Buhdeuce will like. To Old!Buhdeuce, Bubblegum Rye is too chewy, Huckleberry Spaghetti is too noodle-y, 47 Grain is too much, Mustard Loaf is too messy, Rainbow Confetti Bread is too controversial, Lumpernickel is too lumpy, Holy Wheat is too high and mighty, Clammy Brioche is too clammy, and Tuxedo Bread is too formal. He eventually settles on a loaf full of hard candy.
• Any and all appearances of Oonkski the Great, the vicious, muscular, but still mostly well-meaning Viking beaver.

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