Funny / Bad Boys (1995)

• In the beginning, Marcus eats a burger and fries in Mike's "limited-edition" car, much to Mike's dismay.
  • After their argument when Marcus drops one of his fries under his seat and Mike is not amused.
  • It counts as an awesome moment, but Marcus and Mike faked their argument while a pair of car-jackers tried to rob them... and they get their asses kicked with Marcus giving a Groin Attack to his robber.
    Marcus: (to the fat robber) Yahhhhh! You like that shit?! Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now give a motherfuckin' handi-wipe!
    Mike: (to the other robber) Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.
• The Gas Station Clerk, losing his shit, points his gun at Mike and Marcus when he mistakes them as fake cops.
  Gas Station Clerk: Freeze, motherbitches!!!
  • Later when Julie tries to leave the store, the clerk tells her to "Hey freeze, Bitch!" And Mike and Marcus pulls out their guns and this happens:
    Mike: You freeze, bitch!
    Gas Station Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked!
    Mike: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
    Marcus: And some Skittles.
• Mike telling a "bedtime story" to Marcus's kids:
  Mike: So we step to the door... Boom! "Freeze! Miami P.D.! Get down, get down, get down!"
• During the intense foot-chase when Mike and Marcus goes after Fouchet when he kidnaps Julie, when Mike goes for cover in a beauty salon, the old woman freaked out and Mike tells them to stay calm.. and they look great with their hair.
• Pretty much every second of Da Chief chewing them out, and with good reason, as Mike is a Cowboy Cop and Marcus is almost blowing it with the witness trying to pretend to be Mike.
• The whole bit of Mike pretending to seduce Marcus' wife over the phone out of revenge for Marcus wearing his clothes.
• Marcus threatening to drive off the highway as they're passing over the ocean after their argument in the car, insisting, "Then we'll be, what? Two bitches in the sea."
• Poor Julie is being held by an especially gross, talkative Mook who mentions that he would help her with her scratch, failing to notice her getting a key to uncuff herself. Julie first flips him off and then her response: "Did you go to college?"
• Julie, once again handcuffed to the steering wheel, complains about being tired of being stuck in the car handcuffed to the wheel. Marcus's response: "You're tired?" then slams the door.
• Mike and Marcus observing the bitchy higher up trying to get them all fired or reassigned argue with Da Chief: "They should just bone and get that shit over with."
• The completely over it and done Julie being confronted with Marcus' wife Theresa and finally asking—after scene after scene of doubt, lying, and shenanigans—"the tall one or the short one?" Theresa mimes, "the short one." Julie just lets out a resigned sigh of, "Thought so."
  • What goes after is Marcus awkwardly trying to explain the situation to his wife, reassuring that it ain’t no "big motherfucking orgy" as it seems with him and Mike accompanying a white woman.
• After explaining their incredibly reckless final plan, Mike exclaims, "My shit always works sometimes!"
• After Marcus handcuffs Julie and Mike together, he limps off into the distance muttering about getting in "quality time" with his wife, and Mike has this to say, "I don't know why you going home to your wife, you got shot in the leg. Your dick probably don't even work." Julie looks at Mike in shock when he drops the last sentence.