Misa and The Bear
by skullanddog is a Death Note Crack Fic. It's Valentine's Day and Light has to placate Misa and all of his cover girlfriends; which leads to something of a cultural misunderstanding when he attempts to explain the holiday to Ryuk.
Misa and The Bear provides examples of:
- Bears Are Bad News
- Boredom Montage: Mogi gets one.
- Butt-Monkey: Light
- Comedic Sociopathy
- Cosmetic Horror: Rem makes use of hair curlers.
- Crack Fic
- Entendre Failure: Ryuk doesn't get human euphemisms.
- The Guards Must Be Crazy: Mogi
- Lethally Stupid: The taskforce is too busy watching daytime TV to notice a murder occuring across the street.
- Love Letter Lunacy: L steals / accepts one of the gifts Light had intended to give to one of his cover girlfriends which held candy and sexy lingerie. Also Aizawa leaves L a love letter.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Light after witnessing a brutal murder and realizing he does that all the time.
- Pair the Spares: Ryuk and Rem get together.
- Soap Within a Show
- Stalker with a Crush: Kyoko for L.
- Stalking Is Funny if It Is Female After Male: Kyoko after L which is totally Played for Laughs.
- Valentine's Day Episodes
