This fic follows Anne Maria (renamed Anna Nicole Kaleigh Aleesha Candi Peach Jamy Marie Polizzi) and her adventures throughout the Total Drama universe. Along the way, she has lots of non-serious relations and kills several people. Oddly, the writer is a male.
It can be read here.
This fanfic contains examples of:
- Anything That Moves: Anne Maria has sex with nearly anyone she comes across.
- Meaningful Name: The "Nicole" and "Polizzi" come from reality star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.
- Out of Character: Just about everyone mentioned in the story.
- Overly Long Name: Anne Maria.
- Troll Fic: The awful spelling and other evidence combine to make this obvious.
- Unexplained Recovery: Duncan, Ebony, Jasmine, Jo, Chris, and Anne Maria herself.