Mega Man owes Dr. Light (presumably, because the author neglected to state whom he was talking to) $44,632.82 from buying diapers, so he gets a job at McDonald's. Mega Man is completely incompetent (he even says he is retarded), and later on, he gets slashed by a "tyrant from Resident Evil", and is beaten up by a generic bully. Everyone is out of character (especially Mega Man). The plot is weak, there are typos, and there are also several failed attempts at humor. There is also a blatant inconsistency; In Chapter 2, Mega Man shoots Johnny Sasaki, which means he is not bound by the Three Laws of Robotics, but in Chapter 3, he self-cites the First Law as the reason why he can't harm "Some The Bully".
The description of the story once read "My first fanfiction. Uploaded for nostalgia."It seemed to be a dead fic, with the last chapter being chapter 4. It also seemed that was possibly a serious attempt at a comedy fic by the author.However, chapter 5 was released around a year and a half later, with this author's note at the beginning:
"For over a year now, people have been asking me to update this fanfic.
Okay! Prepare to be happy you demanded another chapter!"
Now the description read reads "Mega Man may works at McDonalds, but can he defeat McDonalds Man?" thus implying that the story is now a troll fic. This theory is further supported by how much more vulgar the newer chapters have become.
The story has been deleted.
This fanfic contains examples of:
- Artistic License Law - At one point Elec Man mentions that "it's against the law to fire employees" and it's implied he doesn't know any better because he's Asian.
- Artistic License Linguistics - Apparently, British people spell "melon" as "meloun".
- Bigger Is Better in Bed - Well, more like as food. After Mega Man rips off Some the Bully's penis so Snow White and the Seven Dwarves can eat it Snow White tells Mega Man "Why, this measly dick-tack will never do! I'd rather have a nice big meal... like a black person's penis."
- Dead Fic - Averted. After a hiatus that lasted over a year, chapter 5 came out...
- Disproportionate Retribution - Mega Man attempts to kill a fat drunk man with volcano sauce (Made with real lava) because he spells bad.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin - Mega Man has to work at McDonalds to pay back his debt to... uh... Dr. Light maybe?
- Groin Attack - Mega Man rips off Some the Bully's dick and tries to give it to Snow White so she can eat, but she declines and says she'd rather have the penis of a black man. Mega Man responds by ripping off Gutsman's penis (Because Gutsmans is secretly black, which Mega Man discovered with his ability to read minds). Snow White then eats it, with Gutsman asking if he can eat it too, and she replies "NO! GET YOUR OWN PENIS!"
- Jerkass - Of all the characters, Proto Man truly takes the cake here. After Elec Man asks Mega Man what's wrong with him, Proto Man barges in out of nowhere and says "When he was a baby, I was afraid he would become smarter than me so I dropped him on his head 84,206 times!"
- Mind Screw - Pretty much the entire story.
- Out of Character - Everyone.
- Precision F-Strike - "HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
- "YOU SMEGMA CONE CUNTCHILD!"
- Random Events Plot
- Schedule Slip - The story was first published in March 2011, with chapters 2-4 coming out the same month. The story wasn't updated until around Halloween 2012.
- Granted, it's probably justified since the author said it was only updated out of nostalgia, presumably so others could see how bad of a writer he once was. He probably wasn't expecting to get so many requests to have it updated.
- Shout-Out - At one point, Mega Man calles Alphonse Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist (Or as Mega Man calls it, Partmetal Alchemist) half-Gundam and proceeds to draw a transmutation circle on his hand with a red crayon (Which he stole from a child with cancer) so that he can fire his boss.
- The Cameo - Mega Man gets attacked by a "Tyrant from Resident Evil" (Yes, the story really points out its from Resident Evil), needs to clean out a toilet with his tongue that Johnny Sasaki (From Metal Gear Solid) continuously craps in, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves appear in chapter six to eat Gutsman's penis as a meal.
- Troll Fic - The first few chapters possibly weren't an attempt at trolling, but the latest ones almost certainly are.
- What the Hell, Hero? - In the first chapter, Mega Man spots an ant eating a chicken nugget crum, so he shoots a charged blast at the ant to kill it. The shot misses the ant, but it hits every customer in the building and kills them.