After dealing with another one of Anakin's shenanigans, Obi-Wan needs that drink.
Drinking games for Star Wars.
The Films
- For every film: When you see a lightsaber, drink a shot.
- Two if it is purple.
- Three if it is not that Jedi or Sith's lightsaber, to begin with.
- Two if it is purple.
- First of all, toast when the opening crawl plays.
- The From a Certain Point of View game: Again, in the original trilogy, whenever Obi-Wan or Yoda do this to Luke.
- Every time a character wins a lightsaber fight with a blue lightsaber.
- Every time someone has a bad feeling about something, drink.
- Every time an otherwise impossible problem is solved because R2 was there to do something.
- Every time a character loses a limb.
- For true alcohol poisoning, take a drink every time "The Force" is mentioned
- Down the whole bottle if it's to say that "The Force is with you" or some other variant of the phrase.
- If it's Chirrut Imwe, do this only once for the entire chant. Otherwise, you will be dead before he's finished.
- Down the whole bottle if it's to say that "The Force is with you" or some other variant of the phrase.
- In The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, take a swig whenever Jar Jar kriffs something up.
- This may make watching Jar Jar somewhat bearable.
- Take a shot every time the series ignores the laws of physics (i.e. Space Is Noisy)
- When watching the special editions, take a shot every time you spot a change, two if it is blatantly obvious, three if it offends you.
- Every time Vader Force-chokes one of his own officers, drink.
- Every time Hux gets Force-choked, drink.
- Every time someone with the last name Skywalker whines, take a drink.
- If it’s Rogue One, do this for Krennic instead.
- During the prequels, take a drink every time the dialogue gets painful. This may make them more enjoyable depending on your feelings towards them.
- In Attack of the Clones, during the infamous "I killed them all" scene, all participants must act along. The least hammy rendition has to finish their drink.
- Every time there is a disturbance in The Force, drink.
- Every time someone exclaims "Noooooooooo!", drink.
- Every time someone is mind-controlled, drink.
- Whenever someone tries to get something off Han, drink.
- Drink whenever Han brags about the Falcon.
- Drink whenever R2-D2 saves someone's life.
- Drink whenever C-3P0 loses a body part.
- Take a sip when a Stormtrooper misses a shot. Any more than that and your grandchildren will be born blind drunk.
- For those with bladders and livers of pure tungsten: down a sixth of a bottle every time.
- Drink whenever George Lucas says "issue" or "issues" in the DVD commentary for any of the six movies.
- Take a drink every time you hear the Wilhelm Scream.
- For the scream in The Star Wars Holiday Special, it's probably better if you drink before the special starts. And make sure you drink the whole bottle. To paraphrase Moralo Eval, it will make watching the special "almost tolerable." If you really must torture yourself more, the special has its own drinking game.
- Take a drink every time you see Padmé or one of her decoys in a different outfit.
- Take a drink whenever Anakin changes the subject
- Take two drinks if he changes the subject to Padmé
- Take a drink every time Finn whines about whoever he's with wanting to go back to Jakku.
- Drink any time anybody makes fun of Jakku.
- In Rogue One, throw back a shot every time a named character is killed. You'll probably forget who's dead by the end of the film.
- Also take a drink every time Krennic gets berated by his superiors, clashes with Tarkin, shot at, or humiliated in any other way. Finish your drink when he dies by way of Death Star Superlaser to the face.
- Every time a character says "Your thoughts betray you," or some variation of the phrase.
- Every time someone in The Last Jedi trolls someone else, drink.
- Take a tiny shot every time The Last Jedi subverts your expectations. It's recommended that you have an ambulance on speed dial if you do this.
- Drink every time Obi-Wan complains about flying.
- If Han shoots first, at all, finish your drink.
Expanded Universe/Star Wars Legends
- In The Thrawn Trilogy, take a drink whenever Thrawn anticipates the enemy.
- Whenever Thrawn makes one of his seemingly-impossible deductions, take a drink. Finish your drink if his conclusion is wrong.
- Take a drink when a Noghri sneaks up on someone. Two drinks if the person knows the Noghri is there, and gets snuck up on anyway.
- Take a drink every time Joruus C'baoth flips from lucid to bonkers or back again.
- Take a sip every time Mara Jade says something snarky. Not because it's rare, but because any more than a sip, and you'll wake up a Force Ghost yourself.
- Likewise, take a very, very small sip every time someone is "sardonic."
- Take a drink whenever Talon Karrde says he won't take part (or is bipartisan) in the War
- Take a sip every time a character references a line from one of the movies. Two if it's a direct quote.
- Take a sip (and wince) whenever a Yuuzhan Vong biot's painfulness is mentioned.
- When playing Knights of the Old Republic, take a drink every time Carth whines or brings up his trust issues. Thankfully there is plenty of gameplay time between each conversation to have those 5+ drinks wear off a little before the next one.
