A drinking game for Oobi.
- Take 5 drinks when someone breaks the fourth wall, asking to imitate what they're doing.
- When Grampu says "lovely," drink.
- Down a whole bottle if someone else says it (this usually happens if they're imitating him).
- Whenever Uma mentions chickens, drink.
- Whenever any of the characters sing the game song, drink.
- Drink whenever one of the puppets actually acts like a hand (clapping, turning a doorknob, and so on).
- Whenever a shadow puppet animal (eagle, fish, etc.) appears, take a big drink.
- Whenever Uma shows signs of her Precocious Crush on Kako, finish your drink.
- Have fun with "Neighborhood!"—she kisses him at least three times.
- Take a drink whenever something unlucky happens to Grampu.
- Whenever Oobi gives an Aside Glance to the camera, take a drink.
- Doesn't count if he's talking to or addressing the viewer.
- If Noel MacNeal plays a character other than Kako, take a drink.
- Finish your drink if you're watching "Dance Class!", where he plays the Feminine Man dance teacher Tulla.
- If Kako uses a Spanish phrase other than "perfecto," finish your drink.
- If Inka shows up, take a drink.
- Drink every time you notice a reference to Sesame Street.
- Not counting the Little Airplane outro, which appears after the credits of every episode and features a scene from this Sesame Street sketch.
- Whenever a hand puppet shows up with painted or colored fingernails, take a drink.
- Drink whenever you finish an episode without laughing at how ridiculous and absurd the show can get.
- Don't watch "Oobi's Car!" if you don't want to get cirrhosis.
- When one of the hand puppets gives a thumbs-up, take a sip.
- Finish your drink anytime a character other than one of the kids speaks in third person.