Drinking Game / Final Fantasy IX

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• Take a shot every time a character enters trance and you end up wasting it.
  • Two if it's due to Beatrix or Kuja's HP to One finishing moves.

• Take a shot every time someone says "bastard".

Characters

• Zidane
  • Chug the bottle when he does something accidentally perverted to Garnet (e.g. grabbing her ass after Dali).
  • Take a shot every time he scratches his head/ass.
  • Take a shot every time he hits on someone.
    • Two if it's someone other than Garnet.
    • Three if it's right in front that person's boyfriend.
  • Take a shot every time he refers to Steiner as "Rusty" or some variation thereof.
  • Take a shot every time Zidane fails to successfully steal and the message "couldn't steal anything" is displayed.
    • Take another shot in disappointment if you end up finishing the battle without stealing a certain item.

• Vivi
  • Take a shot every time he trips up.
  • Take a shot every time he fixes his hat.
  • In the early game, take a shot every time Vivi ends the battle. Two if done with the fire spell or Steiner's enchanted sword.
  • Take a shot every time Vivi's Meteor spell disappears for no apparent reason and misses the enemy.

• Steiner
  • Take a shot every time he goes into the standing animation where he's twitching with excitement or anger.
    • Two if he starts jumping around like a maniac.
  • Take a shot every time he argues with Zidane.
  • Take a shot for every clanking sound his armor makes whenever he moves.

• Quina
  • Take a shot every time he/she appears or disappears mysteriously.
  • Take a shot for every time s/he eats something bigger than h/im/er.
  • Take a shot every time s/he fails to eat an enemy. If you end up killing the enemy right after that, feel free to take another drink in shame.

• Garnet/Dagger
  • Take a shot every time she fluffs her hair.
  • Take a shot every time a command fails because "can't concentrate!"

• Freya
  • Take a shot every time the battle ends while she's in Jump Mode.
  • Activate the Six Dragons ability. Take a drink for every negative effect the attack has on your party (yes; YOUR party).
  • Starting from the third disc, take a shot for every level she's behind from the rest of the party.

• Eiko
  • Take a shot every time she tries to hit on Zidane.