Neil
- Jerkass
- Refused the Call: He doesn't like being the hero and almost abandoned his quest when he ended up back in the real world.
The Fairy
Zelda
- Distressed Damsel
- Princess Classic
- Race Lift: Zelda is black in this version.
The Old Men
- Jerkass: Neither of them are very nice to link.
- Sink or Swim Mentor: The advice they give Neil is hit or miss.
Pippi
- Genius Bruiser: He is as smart as he is strong.
- In the Blood
- My Species Doth Protest Too Much: The one Moblin who doesn't want to kill Neil.
Villains
Gannon
Wizrobe
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