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S101: Melanie “Millie” Miles
S001: Melanie “Millie” Miles
Designated Weapon: TEC Torch
Conclusion: Being so thin, you'll need something to keep you warm. I know something that could keep you warm. - Cecily Lacoste
S102: Shu Hawthorne
S102: Shu Hawthorne
Designated Weapon: Spool of barbed wire and wire cutters
Conclusion: Fragility is relative. Everyone breaks here. Some simply persist after that. - Tracen Danya
- Sadist: In the grand tradition of certain characters gleefully venturing into super ugly territory, Shu manages to be this without the requisite gruesome torture-murders, instead taking to more psychological means of hurting others. For example, he takes to carting Przemyslaw around like a pet after the guy loses his eyes, and later convinces Amos to hang themselves, even giving them the means to do so.
S103: Joan Leaven
S103: Joan Leaven
Designated Weapon: Iron fan
Conclusion: What're you going to do if people aren't as big of fans of being in contact with you? The only time you're safe in this game is when you're finally alone. - Jim Greynolds
- Combat Hand Fan: Her assigned weapon, an iron fan.
S104: Jezzie Stark
S104: Jezzie Miranda Stark
Designated Weapon: Goat carbon pro knife
Conclusion: Oh, she's an actress? Let me try. To be or not to be! To be — ACK OH NO, I'M DYING BECAUSE ALL I HAVE IS A TINY KNIFE. URGHGHGH. Good, right? - Abby Soto
S105: Kiera Hayes
S105: Kiera Hayes
Designated Weapon: 20m alpine climbing rope
Conclusion: You may not know where you're going in life, but I do: right into your loverboy's body count. - Christina Stockton
S106: Ethan Kemp
S106: Ethan Harold Kemp
Designated Weapon: Wholesale box of Trident gum
Conclusion: We gave you this so when you're shivering and cold you can chew on something and still be hungry. - Jim Greynolds
- No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: His efforts to treat Przemek’s injuries lead directly to his death..
S107: Bethany Lyon
S107: Bethany Catherine Victoria Lyon
Designated Weapon: Pair of ski boots, skis and poles
Conclusion: Ski you later, S107 - Abby Soto
S108: Connie Toda
S108: Connie Toda
Designated Weapon: Hockey stick
Conclusion: Will it still be as fun when you see all the grisly parts up close? When you're a piece of them - or in pieces? Let's find out! - Josh Baines
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by the military on Day 12.
- Troll: Spends a lot of time trying to generally fuck with other students and later on the terrorists. It's a mixed bag how effective any of her schemes are.
S109: Norbert "Coach" Nielson
S109: Norbert "Coach" Nielson
Designated Weapon: Spray can of fast-expanding foam sealant
Conclusion: Okay "Coach" Norbet No-Knee this is your big shot at glory, don't get fucking annihilated this time. - Josie Knight
S110: Kelsey Brewer
S110: Kelsey Brewer
Designated Weapon: Funboy inflatable snowmobile sled
Conclusion: Jingle Kells, Jingle Kells, jingle all the waaaaaaaaaaaay. Oh what fun, it is to ride: a Funboy inflatable snowmobile sleigh! - Jim Greynolds
S111: Piper Puncheon
S111: Piper Puncheon
Designated Weapon: Pair of moose antlers
Conclusion: Anybody can hit people with a stick. You might as well be a champion at thumb wrestling. Unless she can do some kind of sick martial arts move with those moose antlers, I'm not impressed. - Veronica Rai
S112: Ashlyn "Ash" Graves
S112: Ashlyn "Ash" Graves
Designated Weapon: Collar Radar (range of 100 yards)
Conclusion: I like this one, she's in good shape, has fighting experience, got a good weapon draw, and is a massive bitch, which historically has worked out well. - Josie Knight
S113: Oakley York
S113: Oakley York
Designated Weapon: Keys to a snowmobile
Conclusion: Twenty bucks to the first person to steal his hat and slap the top of his bald head. Seriously. I'll arrange to have it air-dropped to the island. Or maybe he'll get real creative and try to use the glare from his head to signal a passing plane? Ooh, or- - Josh Baines
For fuck's sake Baines, it's not that funny. - Matt Richards
Upset because you're thinning a little on top these days, aren't you? - - Josh Baines
S114: Chloé Delacroix
S114: Chloé Margot Delacroix
Designated Weapon: Syringe
Conclusion: A real renaissance woman, aren't you? Too bad God's great plan was for you to die out in the cold. - Veronica Rai
S115: Tull "Tully" Talbott
S115: Tull "Tully" Talbott
Designated Weapon: Smoke grenades x3
Conclusion: Meatheads are one of my favorite brands of people we get here. You're all so wonderfully predictable, yet you all meet your ends in such varied and interesting ways. If we hadn't taken care of the predators, that's where my money would be for this one. - Jim Greynolds
S116: Quentin Skinner
S116: Quentin Broadus Skinner
Designated Weapon: Chiappa Rhino
Conclusion: Mmhm, mmhm... repressed anger, fan of doing things fast, nifty little revolver? Play your cards right, and they'll be calling you Quickdraw Quentin in no time. - Matt Richards
S117: Eve Zima
S117: Eve Morgan Zima
Designated Weapon: Bear skin (authentic)
Conclusion: Hope you appreciate that, I caught it fresh just before you arrived and it'll look very aesthetic if you die wearing it. - Josie Knight
S118: Betty Quinn
S118: Betty Quinn
Designated Weapon: Ouija board
Conclusion: Well, this competitor seems to have a lot of potential, all she needs is an offensive weapon. If you stop to consider, we've given her something that negates her biggest weakness - she'll always be able to talk to her friends no matter what now. - Tracen Danya
- One-Steve Limit: Averted - She's one of a gang of five Betties JEM's senior year, although only one of her fellow Betties makes it to the island.
S119: Julia Guercio
S119: Julia Rosalie Guercio
Designated Weapon: 1-gallon tub of Moose Tracks ice cream
Conclusion: Keeping your blood sugar up is important, and you don't even have to worry about that melting while you lug the tub around. Sometimes we're nice. - Christina Stockton
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.the military on Day 12.
S120: Lúcio Oliveira
S120: Lúcio Oliveira
Designated Weapon: Sting grenades x3
Conclusion: Oh you big dumb idiot, you're not supposed to trust people, you're especially not supposed to think everyone is good. Pour one out for another himbo lost. - Josie Knight
S121: Calvin Rawls
S121: Calvin Rawls
Designated Weapon: Tactical scythe
Conclusion: I'm not sure how much playing a video game about betrayal maps over to real betrayals. For example, when we've played as a group, I always seem to lose. - Abby Soto
S122: Humphrey "Prii" Hayward
S122: Humphrey "Prii" Hayward
Designated Weapon: SIG Sauer P239 (9mm pistol)
Conclusion: They've got a graphic designer for a parent, and they let them go out like that? - Cecily Lacoste
S123: Fey Zelenka-Morrison
S123: Fey Zelenka-Morrison
Designated Weapon: MMA gloves dipped in glue and broken glass
Conclusion: She's tall, she holds grudges, she seems like a scrapper! Enjoy the gloves! - Abby Soto
S124: Maya Press
S124: Maya Press
Designated Weapon: Nostalgia Premium Snow Cone Syrup Party Kit
Conclusion: How many allies can you win with treats? Who snows. - Abby Soto
S125: Amelia "Amy" Chen
S125: Amelia "Amy" Chen
Designated Weapon: Bulletproof vest
Conclusion: We couldn't put a friend for you in the bag, but we did give you a bullet proof vest. Vest day ever! - Abby Soto
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.the military on Day 12.
S126: John "Jack" Anderson
S126: John "Jack" Anderson
Designated Weapon: Pepper spray
Conclusion: British heritage? Oh no, we'll have to even teach him what pepper is before we get to pepper spray. - Cecily Lacoste
S127: Colm Forsyth
S127: Colm Forsyth
Designated Weapon: Splitting maul
Conclusion: He's a big guy so I'm sure he'll have no problem getting a kill with that. It's kill or be kilt. - Abby Soto
S128: Elodie Hailey
S128: Elodie Piper Hailey
Designated Weapon: Finger guillotine
Conclusion: Vive les français, Elodie. - Cecily Lacoste
- Big Sister Worship: She mentions her older sister Bridgette frequently. Bridgette was technically her parental figure for much of her life, and was extremely protective of her. While the two are Happily Adopted now, Elodie still thinks the world of her.
- Cute and Psycho: Downplayed. She only ever attacks people out of self-defense, but she has some darker thought processes such as contemplating killing goats for food right after reminiscing about seeing a similar goat in her childhood. Elodie normally is a Genki Girl with issues around abandonment otherwise.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Despite initial impressions, Elodie has one of the darker backstories of her class. She and her older sister Bridgette were orphaned at a young age, which led to them both being placed into foster care until they were Happily Adopted shortly before Elodie entered high school, with a mention of them having been briefly homeless before. Bridgette explicitly has PTSD, while Elodie has attachment issues.
- Fairytale Motif: Elodie is a fan of fantasy media, and references it frequently. She is also a follower of the 'goblincore' aesthetic, and is referred to as a goblin several times. Her profile notes that she is a fan of fantasy media because of the focus on underdog heroes who are often orphans or otherwise parentless— like her. She also gets annoyed at The Little Match Girl, or rather common interpretations of it, for implying that a little girl dying alone in the snow is somehow 'inspirational,' tying into her abandonment issues.
- Genki Girl: Elodie is pretty energetic and chatty, even when suspicious of others.
- Hidden Depths: While Elodie normally references fantasy media, she also talks about The Wall and Hereditary at length, with mentions that one of her former foster parents and Bridgette respectively were fans of them.
- The Movie Buff: She references a lot of fantasy movies and uses them as a way to tie into her current situation.
S129: David Worth
S129: David Worth
Designated Weapon: Magnesium wire
Conclusion: Endurance is helpful, but unlikely to result in success. The poor weapon draw and lack of fighting experience also does not bode well. - Boris Petrikov
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by the military on Day 12.
S130: Mariya White
S130: Mariya Nana White
Designated Weapon: Sword-shaped dildo
Conclusion: Take heart, S130, for legends say that whosoever wields Asscalibur shall become ruler of this island henceforth. Go forth boldly. - Jim Greynolds
S131: Greg Craig
S131: Greg Craig
Designated Weapon: PP-19 Bizon (18mm Russian submachine gun)
Conclusion: This is just a generic white guy.- Josie Knight
S132: Eden Zima
S132: Eden Michael Zima
Designated Weapon:
Conclusion: The helmet offers a modicum of protection and the furs some additional warmth, but charm and fitness only do so much, and recklessness will end in death in a place such as this. - Boris Petrikov
S133: Anthony Jones
S133: Anthony Jones
Designated Weapon: AED Machine
Conclusion: Hmm... an opportunity for you to find something to love about the tech of today? Or poetic justice that the intellectual snob who thinks people are trash got something that he can only use to help others or hope they help him? You decide. - Veronica Rai
S134: John Kieran
S131: John Kieran
Designated Weapon: Military Entrenching Tool
Conclusion: Altruism and loyalty are poor qualities in a situation where only one person can survive. The trenching tool would therefore only be good for digging graves. Let this one be the last to be filled. - Boris Petrikov
