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There are just way too many things Ghost says on a regular basis.


  • Normal:
    • How's it goin' folks? And thank you very much for tuning in with me...to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast. And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
    • We are now in the second (or third and final) hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, and of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
    • "Now, I think it's time for everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT RADIO GRAFFITI!"
      • "Let's get to Radio Graffiti...RIIIIGHT NOW!!!!"
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    • "(Area code/Skype name), Radio Graffiti."
      • And when he's particularly pissed: "Radio goddamn/frickin Graffiti"
    • "I'm a melting pot of friendship!!"
    • "You know it and I know it."
    • "Spread it around LIKE WAHLDFAUR!"
      • "Use and abuse those [sharing] buttons!"
      • "I mean it's just a frickin' click!"
    • "Excuse my French."
    • "...I think it's about time to play everyone's favorite game, it's Guess the Minority!"
      • "You're a Mexican."
      • "I freakin' love this game, man!"
    • "Greasy jelly-ass Hambooooooooooone!"
      • "I'M NOT A FREAKIN' HAMBONE!"
    • "And that, my friends, is the markets, for your ass!"
    • "Come on and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIISEEEE UP, Russia! Take yer shirt off!"
    • "___ ON THE NEXT FREAKIN' GERALDO!"
    • "I ain't jokin' around!"
    • "Those are the markets, for your ass!"
    • "There's the Whoremaster!" [british accent] "Oh yes, I am the Whoremaster, oh yes."
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    • "Hey, Jahooties, HOW ABOUT A HAM SANDWICH!?"
    • Keep eating fatty! KEEP EATING!
    • "I'M JUST SAYING! I'm just saying."
    • "And remember folks, long term investment reigns supreme."

  • Reactions
    • "...argh Jesus Christ..."
    • "... GET 'EM OFF!"
    • "... shove it up your ass!"
    • "You sorry sacks of crap!"
    • "You stupid milky-licker."
    • "You sad/sick/stupid son of a bitch."
    • "Shut up, ya stupid moron!"
    • "I never said that!"
      • "That's a splice!" ("You know it an' I know it!")
    • "You're takin' too long."
    • "...Aww, AWWWWW, he hung up!"
      • "Call 'im back! CALL HIS ASS BACK!"
    • "I AM NOT A JEW!"
      • "I use yamakas for coffee filters!"
    • "Take about ten steps away from my freaking butt-crack!"
    • "Goddamn INTERNET BUTTSTALKERS!"
    • "My heart's beatin' like a rabbit!"
    • "Oh yeah, real funny! HAW HAW HAW!"

  • Rage mode
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    • We are now in the second/third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast...*sigh* AND I'M YOUR HOST, THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST, YADA YADA YADA!
    • "Look at this, THEY'RE LAUGHING! THEY'RE LAUGHING!"
    • "I am taking the necessary steps to get punitive damages, OUTTA YOUR ASS!!!"
      • "I've got two words for you. Two words! PUNITIVE! DAMAGES!"
    • "I'M SHOOTIN' GODDAMN PEARLS AT YOU IDIOTS!"
    • "Gimme the mic. GIMME THE GODDAMN MIC!!"
      • "Get this [fuckin'] mic outta my face. GET OUTTA MY FACE!" *cans.wav*
    • "I WISH THIS WAS YOUR FACE!" *smash smash smash*
    • "THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP!!"
      • "YOU'RE TURNIN' IT INTO FRUITBOWL WEDNESDAY!!"
      • "Their assholes are puckerin'!"
    • "WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?! WHERE'RE THE PARENTS?!"
    • "SCUMBAGS!"
    • "Implement chatroom martial law, Engineer! IMPLEMENT CHATROOM MARTIAL LAW!"
    • "I'M GAGGIN' OVER HERE! I'M GAGGIN'!"
    • "I'm jaded man. I mean, I'M DEPRESSED!"
    • "I'M A CAPITALIST! AND I DESERVE RESPECT ACCORDING TO THAT TITLE!"
    • "I don't have to be here, you know; I COULD BE ON 6TH STREET!!"
    • "YOU'RE PERVERTED!"
    • "THAT'S IT! STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE!"
      • "GET ME OUTTA HERE, ENGINEER!"
    • "I JUST FREAKIN' SAID THAT!!"
    • "THAT'S IT! No more Twitter Shout-Outs!"
    • The sun is warm...the grass is green... [Beat] AND THERE'S THAT GODDAMN PANDA! [cans.wav] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PANDA DOING HERE!?
    • I’ve got PRODUCTION NOTES!! I’ve got production notes that I HAND WRITE!!
    • LOOK AT MY GAB! CHECK OUT MY GAB!
    • I’M NOT A “FEELS BAD, MAN”!

  • Conspiracy mode
    • You can't make this up folks!
    • Question everything!
    • WAKE UP!

  • The Trolls
    • 213/Ghetto Capitalist has "Ghost, baby, what's going on?"
      • "We've got our EBT cards, baby!"
    • 347 has "SUCK MY DIIIIICK!"
    • Tub Guy has "Oh my!"
      • "It will be totally legit!"
    • 661 has "Surgeradio.org"
      • Ghost often reacts with "Yeah, we got it, DDoS that, alright."
    • "It's me, Asho." (*groan*)
    • Note Party/Tri$ha has "Hey Ghost, it's meeee!"
    • Shut Up Mom has, well, "SHUT UP, MOM!"
    • KaraszKun has "Do you want me to stick around for a while?"
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