So when we last left off, Maliss kidnaps The Prince, Pooh is nowhere to be seen, and Kotaro got his ass handed to. Let’s begin!
Part Three of Nine. Quarter Way Done.
So Snow White and Kotaro run towards the cottage and both promptly pass out. Aisling watches as Mewtwo and company are having a search party for Snow White. Wow. This is the first time I have seen them being on the ball. Usually they have to waltz into the plot in order to be involved. So they come over and see Snow White. And I like how they act like it’s really her and not notice that she changed. Ash notices Kotaro’s belt and concludes that he is a rider. How? Well, remember all the way back when I said that Ash was Kamen Rider TheBee, a rider who lacked an owner by the end of Kamen Rider Kabuto, so tbromyard90 decided to give Ash the role of TheBee. And yes, it’s meant to be spelt like that. Would you prefer Zabii? They take Snow White and Kotaro into the cottage.
So Snow White and Kotaro wake up. Snow White acts rather cool, even though she and a stranger she had just met yesterday were chased and got their asses handed to by a large wyvern. She explores much of the cottage they are in trying to find the dwarfs. She gets outside, sees some birds, the expanded cottage and a fifty foot reptilian monster. And remember, just yesterday she was chased by a fifty foot wyvern, which is a reptilian monster. Angst? What Angst?. Oh, wait, C-3P0 and R2-D2 are gonna do something goofy together! Cue that music that goes with any goofy duo! This has got to be a little strange for Snow White to see strange constructs fixing some form of Ship. Well, thankfully the protagonists acknowledge Snow White and vice versa, even going as far as having Snow White ask how C-3P0 knows her name. We then have the rest of the characters introduce themselves to Snow White, with Tigger, Pooh, and Ash reacquainting themselves with Snow White. Ash also introduces himself to Kotaro, and they even bring to note of the Rider Systems being different, as Ash’s lacks an Imagin partner, but instead, a Zecter, which is in the shape of, you guessed it, a bee.
We then see the Dwarfs. {prepares his speech on how differently they look however, he sees that the dwarfs are ladies} Wait, what? Yeah, the other dwarfs skipped town after the last movie and opened up a new mine. I believe it was called Moria. Okay, we know how that story ends. Focusing back onto the “dwarfelles”, they explain that the dwarfs gave them the cottage. Cue collective Oooh from Pooh. Then there is a tiny girl crying. She then tries to summon a thundercloud. It backfires. Then she sings. Switching out the song. GO! YELLOW THUNDER!
So, as we can see, this girl can control the weather. And she has a lot of blunders. So she shall be called Blunderella. Okay, okay, her actual name is Thunderella. She mopes around and Tigger tries to cheer her up. So Snow White is introduced to the Dwarfelles. First up is Muddy, the person who is in charge of the earth. Sunburn, who looks like she does have sunburn, is in charge of the sun. Wait... So, the Dwarfs represent emotions, while the Dwarfelles represent elements? OH DEAR GOD! IT’S THE SAILOR MOON RPG ALL OVER AGAIN! RUN! NEO QUEEN SERENITY WILL RULE THE WORLD BY “CLEANSING” US! {calms down} Okay then. So, next we meet Blossom, who is in charge of the flowers. We then meet Marina, who is in charge of the water... wait... Blossom and Marina... pffffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Oh my God! Can’t stop laughing! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh dear God... Okay, you want to know why I laughed. Well, This was well before a show that had some similar characters named Blossom and Marina with similar powers and colors. Next we meet Critterina, who is The Beastmaster of the group. Moonbeam’s in charge of the moon. You’d think that with the people loving the day and hating the night, Moonbeam would rebel and try to inflict eternal night upo- wait, wrong show. Thankfully, Moonbeam sleeps during the day. Then we have Blu- I mean Thunderella. Who Mother Nature called up to be reviewed. Odd, I don’t recall the other Dwarfs being reviewed. Would be funny though.
Mother Nature : Grumpy! You have to be more pissed off! Sleepy! Why aren’t you asleep? Sneezy! Do I have to pour pepper in your nose to get you to sneeze! You guys fail as Dwarfs! It’s the Salt Mines with those misbehaving boys from Pleasure Island for you!
Speaking of which, why is there a lack of Theme Naming? All the Dwarfs save for Doc and Bashful had adjectives that end in y. By logic, we should have the same for the Dwarfelles. Instead Muddy’s the only one who keeps the Theme Name. Granted, having Watery doesn’t have a huge impact as Marina, but it could work.
Kotaro introduces himself to Pooh and his friends. Oh, and Stay Puff claims that he was made real by fate. No, you were brought into consciousness by someone who couldn’t shut off his brain to save his life and by a prehistoric bitch. No wait, this is the REAL Ghostbusters we’re talking about. My bad. (Okay, if you word it right, he is referring to Gozer making him real by claiming it's fate, but I still find it odd).
So Snow White introduces herself to Thunderella and Muddy says that the Dwarfs told them all about her and the lecherous pervert formerly known as Prince. This was when Snow White remembers that she was attacked. By a bird. NO! WYVERN! GET IT RIGHT! FOR ONCE, BIRD IS NOT THE WORD. Blossom asks Snow White if the Prince was there to rescue her and tells her that’s what Princes are for. Someone tell her how their first kiss went, I am sure that the story of a guy kissing a corpse and somehow bringing it back to life will be very romantic and not creepy in the slightest. And then we have Snow White and the Dwarfelles being sad. Aww... Welp, let’s end the part right there. See you later.
