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[[WMG: The CD-i games happened after [[EarthBound Giygas]], spinning out of Ganon's control, ate Hyrule.]]

[[WMG: In-universe explanations as to why hitting friendly NPCs with your sword doesn't actually hurt them]]

[[WMG: Hectan is an [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Angel.]]]]

* [[TheAdventuresOfSOnicTheHedgehog PINGAS!]]

* Zelda's Adventure is the triforce of Power. It's just different, like how the Triforce of Power has lots of, well, power, but isn't used well and tends to get ignored almost as much as Courage. (Such as how YTP only uses the other two).

* Wand of Gamelon is the Triforce Of Wisdom, as Wisdom makes an appearance, blatantly. Also, Zelda seems to be more intelligent than Link, and as it's her day in the sun she is actually a core protagonist and doesn't have to waste much effort during the true boss fight and just skips to CHAINS! And the Book of Koridai also appears, which makes good sense to not risk things and just shoot him already.

* This may introduce a concept of secondary users of the Triforces. Harkinian could well grab it from Link, who is automatically destined to acquire the Triforce Of Courage the moment he becomes heroicish, because the Triforce picked Harkinian as backup if Link got killed or became too unacceptable, which is why other King Harkinians (Traditional name for male royals. Like Zelda for the females.) in other Zelda games use it. Impa is the backup for the Triforce Of Wisdom, explaining why Zelda doesn't care that her nursemaid is handling an ancient holy relic (And using it effectively!) that rightfully belongs to the princess. Ganon doesn't want a backup, or else it's delegated between all his minion bosses. However, since the Triforce Of Power is controlled by a villain, it may well spite the destined controller and give backup to Gwonam, the ruler of Koridai.

* For proof of him making up, play ''SuperSmashBrothers Melee.''

[[WMG: In fact, that same bad dream is what starts the plot of Link's Awakening]]
They became so unbearable for Link that his mind retconned them from existence... and were left in the sea, taking the form of Dethl.
Eras later, these nightmares would slowly try to take over, using the mirage island as a cover. If Link failed to destroy Dethl, the island would [[AFateWorseThanDeath become into these games.]]

* Oh, dear. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L0Ne4mCscQ King Harkinian fights The Burger King]]

Before he was [[BodyHorror horribly]] [[NightmareFuel burnt]] by his [[KillItWithFire tanning beds]]
* Not the pit! It burns!]

In most of the Youtube Poops and other videos of this kind you see everyone use modern technology. Though for some reason their clothes are still like in the older days and they still use old-fashioned ships.

In order to keep the Zelda and Link lines pure they're strongly discouraged or even forbidden from not marrying close family members. It's happened enough times in reality with "special" lineages.

* That would also theoreticaly place Koridai somewhere in the Persian Gulf, the Black Sea or the Caspian Sea. And it could [[FridgeBrilliance also explain Gwonam's quasi-Middle Eastern appearance!]]

He's the only entity in the whole multiverse, who's EVIL enough to do this.

* Or, Ganon is being controlled by an otuside force we never see. In many Yuotube Poops, Ganon isn't even evil at all, or is just a [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]] at the most. [[VideoGame/MarioIsMissing Weegee]] and [[SonicR the Tails Doll]] are more often portrayed as stronger villians, so it's likely one of them controlled Ganon for their own purposes.

It was just a simple flash/sprite scene joke claiming to be the worst Zelda game ever made. He made something out of old tv remotes, payed video games reviewers, and created several others like it just to keep up the charade.

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The CD-I King's Sprite looks like the King's Sprite from ALinkToThePast (I know, he looks different in the Cutscenes but this is the CD-I we're talking about). [[ItWasHisSled Also, Ganon is imprisoned, not killed, in these games.]]

--> "Worthless [[MondeGreen Koreans]]!"

[[WMG: Duke Onkled didn't betray the king on his own free will.]]
Duke Onkled would never betray his cousin on his own free will. Ganon probably threatened the poor Duke with his life or the life of someone dear to him to do so. Unfortunately, he is never given a chance to explain why he betrayed Hyrule, being threatened by Zelda to give directions quickly and he probably never told the king why because the King was always intimidating to him , which is even worse for him to deal with now that the King is angry at him. At the last moment, he just decides to beg for mercy, knowing that the king could never kill a relative.

[[WMG: The Ganon you fight in both Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil is a mock that the real Ganon deploys to distract Link, Zelda and the King while he further prepares his comeback and to render useless the only things that will imprison him forever.]]
That explains why this Ganon is such a weakling, The real Ganon is hiding! The Book of Koridai and the Wand of Gamelon are the only objects in Hyrule that can trap Ganon permanently, Ganon takes notice of this and [[KansasCityShuffle hatches a plan]].
He first sends the first Mock ganon to invade Koridai to draw the attention of the kingdom. Of course, this generation's Link ( [[IdiotHero being the idiot that he is]] ) falls for it. The book is used up on the mock Ganon and Harkinian naively thinks Ganon is gone for good. A few months later the real Ganon deploys the second mock Ganon to invade Gamelon and orders him to capture the king to distract Zelda and Link from the kingdom while his forces bust into the castle and poison the wine reserves. Link gets trapped in the mirror, which drained the Triforce of courage from him. The second Ganon is imprisoned and the Wand used up, the King boldy celebrates with a huge goblet of wine and dies days after. With Link weakened and the king and both artifacts out of the way Ganon takes over. [[ZeldaIITheAdventureofLink GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON]]

[[WMG: Morshu(the Shopkeeper) is actually Dexter Jettster from StarWars Episode II.]]

If I have heard correctly, there is a significant difference in size between Militron as seen in the cinematic and when he's fought. This can be explained easily. He simply has two differently sized mechs, otherwise identical in appearance. He usually rides the HumongousMecha simply for RuleOfCool and to intimidate the [[MemeticMutation worthless Koridians,]] but he is aware that the mecha is too clumsy and unwieldy to successfully fight a single, small opponent, therefore he switches to the more practical PoweredArmor for the battle.

* This troper wants to see [[AmericansHateTingle Tingle]] talk almost entirely in Zelda CDi quotes. It would either [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap redeem Tingle]] [[DiscreditedMeme or destroy the foundation of]] WebnAnimation/YoutubePoop. Either would hilarious.

Ganon probably knew from the beginning that he'd be screwed if Link actually made it to his lair, seeing as all of his minions die in one hit. As mentioned above, Ganon didn't say to Link that "I will kill you", just that Link will die. Seeing as by defeating him, The King will control Koridai, Ganon probably meant that The King isn't as kind as just as he looks and will probably become TheCaligula if left unopposed, wreaking havoc on the poor islanders. However, he's only saying this because ''he'' wants to be the one to do so. It's a lose-lose situation.

''Faces of Evil'' and ''Wand of Gamelon'' are based on the Zelda cartoon which uses the Link and Zelda from the first game. These games would have to take place after ''Zelda II: The Adventure of Link'' because Link has already recovered the Triforce of Courage. Zelda's character design in ''Zelda's Adventure'' is very similar to the ''Link to the Past'' design which has never been used in another game since.

The Golden Age span in the Hyrule Historia timeline takes place after A Link to the Past and before the NES games. It is cited that at this point, the Triforce is used by the Kings of Hyrule directly. The king directly takes a piece of the Triforce with him to go battle Ganon and Impa (who is attached to the royal family) uses another piece. Given the the king is an AdiposeRex and considers scrubbing floors an appropriate punishment for treason, it's very likely a very upbeat time in Hyrule's history.

* "[[WebOriginal/BenDrowned You shouldn't have done that.]]"

* You are [[GannonBanned GANNON-BANNED]].

The person that the game wants us to believe is Link is just a psychotic drug addict. This Ganon is an insane drug addicted hobo in a pig suit, the Zelda is this as well as a serial killer. Everything else is either a drug induced hallucination, hallucination brought about by insanity, [[BeyondTheImpossible or a combination of the above that is also on drugs.]]

[[WMG: Everyone if CloudCuckoolander]]

[[WMG: Everyone if CloudCuckolander]]
The person that the game wants us to believe is Link is just a psychotic drug addict. This Ganon is an insane drug addicted hubo in a pig suit, the Zelda is this as well as a serial killer. Everything else is either a drug induced hallucination, hallucination brought about by insanity, [[BeyondImpossible or a combination of the above that is also on drugs.]]
[[WMG: The women asking for an Arpagos Egg in Wand of Gamelon is Morshu's daughter.]]

* It's not just a bad dream, it's a [[NightmareDreams nightmare.]]

* So he would prefer a GroinShot?

** That actually makes total sense. ''[[BloodKnight He thought peace was boring and desperately wanted to fight Ganon again]]''.

** Or ''Brawl''. Or even the other two games in the series.

[[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen The king is never shown in]] OcarinaOfTime, so the screwdriver company would have no way of knowing what he looked like. He looks just like the Burger King, and that would explain his obsession with [[MemeticMutation dinner.]]

* [[ShoutOut Enough.]] He's actually [[MonsterClown Ronald McDonald.]] Now, [[MemeticMutation I wonder what's for DINNER.]]

* That or Nintendo actually the CD-i games but they were just an alternative to the Water Temple that they didn't use.

[[WMG: The Phillips CDI never existed]]
It was just a simple flash/sprite scene joke claiming to be the worst Zelda game ever made. He made something out of old tv remotes, payed video games reviewers, and created several others like it just to keep up the charade.

And everyone bought it.

--> "Feel the fire of '''war'''!

That explains why this Ganon is such a weakling, The real Ganon is hiding! The Book of Koridai and the Wand of Gamelon are the only objects in Hyrule that can trap Ganon permanently, Ganon takes notice of this and [[KansasCityShuffle hatches a plan]].

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* Probably around the first generation of games and media ([[TheLegendOfZelda LoZ]], [[ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink AoL]], [[Animated/TheLegendOfZelda the cartoon]], and [[ComicBook/TheLegendOfZelda the comics]]), since they all came out around then. The cartoon was caused by similar potion-induced dreams.

*** In the main Zelda canon, this is actually true, at least in some early games. [[RomanticPlotTumor Why they decided]] [[{{Squick}} to have them dating]] [[LegendOfZeldaSuperShow is a recurring theme in bad Zelda media]].

[[{{Wikipedia}} Some argue]] that TheDevil is the BigBad IRL, [[InformedAttribute though you'd never know by his actual actions.]] Ganon is the BigBad in TheLegendOfZelda, so he's a stand-in for TheDevil. In these games, you ThrowTheBookAtHim to defeat him. Hell is a Pit that burns.

[[WMG: The CD-i games are a prequel to the [[Animated/TheLegendOfZelda animated series]]]]