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* In ''Webcomic/{{Gosu}}'', after [[ISeeDeadPeople Song Yerin]] and Gang Ryong discover that the late Lord Hong had hidden "[[PornStash clothesless martial arts tomes]]" in his treasure chest, Yerin tries to defend Lord Hong's honour while they burned the tomes. However, Gang Ryong notes that the pages of the tomes were ''very'' well used and had stains on them, noticeably (and humorously) irritating Yerin...

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Gosu}}'', after [[ISeeDeadPeople Song Yerin]] and Gang Ryong discover that the late Lord Hong had hidden "[[PornStash clothesless martial arts tomes]]" in his treasure chest, Yerin tries to defend Lord Hong's honour while they burned the tomes. However, Gang Ryong notes that [[ThisIndexTouchesItself the pages of the tomes were ''very'' well used and had stains on them, noticeably (and humorously) irritating Yerin...]]
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Gag Boobs was renamed to Boob Based Gag. It's for comedy based on boobs, not "big boobs exist".


* ''Introducing Media Studies'': A section criticizes the portrayal of women in the media, illustrated by women with comically [[GagBoobs enormous breasts]], and stick-thin limbs. Also in the illustration are two drooling men looking at the women, eyes literally bulging out of their skulls. Paging DoubleStandard...

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* ''Introducing Media Studies'': A section criticizes the portrayal of women in the media, illustrated by women with comically [[GagBoobs enormous breasts]], breasts, and stick-thin limbs. Also in the illustration are two drooling men looking at the women, eyes literally bulging out of their skulls. Paging DoubleStandard...
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The tendency for all men within a work of fiction to think primarily with their penises. As such they will be constantly trying to peek up girls' skirts or into the girl's locker room and will go out of their way (often to absurd lengths) to either catch a glimpse of something naughty or gain a minuscule chance of doing the deed. Whenever they actually get a peek at a [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey woman's breasts]], they lose all brain function. This trope is often used as an excuse to hand male characters the IdiotBall. Men will become catatonic, [[DistractedByTheSexy prove unable to think straight]], get massive {{nosebleed}}s, etc. just because an attractive woman is in the room. If a man shows any amount of interest in a woman, it's assumed to be sexual. This trope is so prevalent that, if a male character is ''not'' being lecherous around women, he is often assumed to be either gay, completely UsefulNotes/{{asexual|ity}}, or [[AmbiguousDisorder just not right in the head]].

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The tendency for all men within a work of fiction to think primarily with their penises. As such they will be constantly trying to peek up girls' skirts or into the girl's locker room and will go out of their way (often to absurd lengths) to either catch a glimpse of something naughty or gain a minuscule chance of doing the deed. Whenever they actually get a peek at a [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey woman's breasts]], they lose all brain function. This trope is often used as an excuse to hand male characters the IdiotBall. Men will become catatonic, [[DistractedByTheSexy prove unable to think straight]], get massive {{nosebleed}}s, etc. just because an attractive woman is in the room. If a man shows any amount of interest in a woman, it's assumed to be sexual. This trope is so prevalent that, if a male character is ''not'' being lecherous around women, he is often assumed to be either gay, completely UsefulNotes/{{asexual|ity}}, or [[AmbiguousDisorder just not right in the head]].
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-->Should I pursue to do you, or just [[ADateWithRosiePalms stroke my]] [[UnusualEuphemism knot]]?

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-->Should I pursue to do you, or just [[ADateWithRosiePalms stroke my]] my [[UnusualEuphemism knot]]?



* In ''Webcomic/{{Gosu}}'', after [[ISeeDeadPeople Song Yerin]] and Gang Ryong discover that the late Lord Hong had hidden "[[PornStash clothesless martial arts tomes]]" in his treasure chest, Yerin tries to defend Lord Hong's honour while they burned the tomes. However, Gang Ryong notes that the pages of the tomes were ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms very]]'' [[ADateWithRosiePalms well used and had stains on them]], noticeably (and humorously) irritating Yerin...

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Gosu}}'', after [[ISeeDeadPeople Song Yerin]] and Gang Ryong discover that the late Lord Hong had hidden "[[PornStash clothesless martial arts tomes]]" in his treasure chest, Yerin tries to defend Lord Hong's honour while they burned the tomes. However, Gang Ryong notes that the pages of the tomes were ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms very]]'' [[ADateWithRosiePalms ''very'' well used and had stains on them]], them, noticeably (and humorously) irritating Yerin...
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* The author of ''TabletopGame/ViolenceTheRoleplayingGameOfEgregiousAndRepulsiveBloodshed]]'' (a [[BlackComedy dark satire]] of hack-n-slash [=RPGs=]) notes that men love to play female character with big breasts.

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* The author of ''TabletopGame/ViolenceTheRoleplayingGameOfEgregiousAndRepulsiveBloodshed]]'' ''TabletopGame/ViolenceTheRoleplayingGameOfEgregiousAndRepulsiveBloodshed'' (a [[BlackComedy dark satire]] of hack-n-slash [=RPGs=]) notes that men love to play female character with big breasts.
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* The author of ''TabletopGame/ViolenceTheRoleplayingGameOfEgregiousAndRepulsiveBloodshed]]'' (a [[BlackComedy dark satire]] of hack-n-slash [=RPGs=]) notes that men love to play female character with big breasts.
-->"Choose a gender. In reality, scum like you are almost always male, but go ahead, play a female character. One with big boobs, no doubt. Female characters popular among male players almost always have big boobs. If you don't believe me, play ''VideoGame/TombRaider."
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** [[JerkAss Tom]] dates [[PsychoExGirlfriend Shannon]] solely because she is... ahem... [[BuxomIsBetter talented]].

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** [[JerkAss Tom]] dates [[PsychoExGirlfriend Shannon]] PsychoExGirlfriend Shannon [[BuxomBeautyStandard solely because she is... ahem... [[BuxomIsBetter talented]].of her large chest]].

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* AllMenArePerverts/AnimeAndManga
* AllMenArePerverts/{{Film}}
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%%* Nearly every male in ''Manga/{{Ai Ore|LoveMe}}'', [[TruthInTelevision however its mostly on a realistic level.]]
* Due to her having an erotic author as a father who’s also a major pervert, Ao from ''Ao-chan Can’t Study'' firmly believes all the boys in her school only want sex out of girls. Hilarity ensues when NiceGuy Kijima takes an interest in her and she mistakes almost every situation as him wanting to get physical with her.
* ''Manga/BattleRoyale's'' Mitsuko Souma believes this trope, and is legitimately surprised when [[TheCutie Yuichiro Takiguchi]] doesn't feel her up, despite giving him ample opportunity to do so.
* ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', staying true to its dark nature, plays the trope straight and is (mostly) unsympathetic in its depiction of it.
** When Guts saves Casca from a nasty fall: as she lays unconscious in their makeshift shelter, he briefly thinks about nailing her and blames himself for it right after. I.e. he considers himself a pervert, just a repressed and self-hating one.
** After the Eclipse [[spoiler: when Guts accidentally rips open Casca's gown, exposing her breasts, and Guts leans in, presumably to kiss her and then go and... Well, Casca had just gone through the horrific ordeal of being [[RapeLeadsToInsanity brutally raped to insanity]] -- and Guts was ForcedToWatch as it happened -- so of course she frantically runs away from him, leaving Guts to hang his head in shame for his lapse of self-control]].
* Yami in ''Manga/BlackClover'' is a believer in this. He convinces the other males at the hot spring, except Asta and Yuno, to be this, stating that peeping on women is something a man must do. That said, his motivation comes off as more ForTheLulz than personal perversion.
* ''Manga/CaseClosed'': Considering this show is about a kid, it's wrong or at least weird in many ways. Conan/Kudo's caretaker Mouri Kogorou is the worst offender, often more interested in womanizing than in actually doing his job. His rival Hattori also ogles girls whenever swimsuits are involved. Even Conan/Kudo isn't immune to this, although he mostly lusts after Ran.
* In ''The Princess' Skirt'' skit in ''Manga/CastleTownDandelion'', after knowing Akane is [[WardrobeMalfunction bottomless]] for the day and she would have to use the stairs, all the 10th grade boys stormed out of their classrooms so that they can have a peek on Akane's panties.
* ''Manga/CityHunter'': There's only one major male character, but the ''sheer'' amount of perversion that Ryo Saeba emits is enough to qualify for this trope. Many men who actually have any sort of role besides him aren't much better.
* ''Manga/{{Colorful}}'', where the {{fanservice}}-laden environment does nothing to deter this behavior aside from the occasional MegatonPunch.
* ''Manga/DailyLivesOfHighSchoolBoys'' has a milder example: the three main boys in the show have stolen Tadakuni's sister's underwear at some point.
* In one episode of ''Anime/EurekaSeven'', Renton inadvertently says something to Eureka that touches a nerve. [[spoiler: It has to do with her not being human.]] He looks through the Gekko's magazine rack to see if something there might offer some advice on how to ease the tension between them, and gets caught looking through a porno magazine. Though it's clear (to the audience) that he had no idea what it was ''really'' about when he first picked it up, the other Gekkostate members take it as evidence that the visible tension between the two is due to Renton pressuring Eureka for sex. While the girls go talk to Eureka about standing up for herself and making sure Renton respects her boundaries, the guys come to Renton's room with a whole stack of porn and set about redecorating his room to create an atmosphere fit for seduction. And, of course, Holland finds them at that moment and HilarityEnsues.
* Played straight with the Shinryuuji Nagas (minus Unsui) in ''Anime/Eyeshield21'' who either start blushing, hollering, or hooting whenever they see a pretty girl since they attend an all-boys school. Also with Agon who is usually seen with ALadyOnEachArm and sleeps with several girls and then dumps them afterwards. Several guys line up to join the Deimon Devilbats because Mamori was handing out flyers. However, most of the other male characters avert this who rarely, if not never, shows an interest in romance.
* ''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler'' Hinagiku is ogled by both the majority of boys and the majority of [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer girls]] of her school.
* ''LightNovel/HighSchoolDXD''. We start with Issei of course, but he's definitely not the most perverted guy ever. The only male character who doesn't seem to even be remotely close as a pervert is ironically [[spoiler: Vali, his rival]].
* In ''Manga/IDontLikeYouAtAllBigBrother'', all recurring male characters are clearly this. To start with, male protagonist Shuusuke has a PornStash worthy to be the trope's page image, masturbates about five times a day, and his main social circle is an unofficial group call AGE Explorers, in which AGE stands for All Genre Ero. The group's main activity is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. His father seemed to be turned on with one of his SM porn. [[spoiler:Even in preschool he [[PlayingDoctor played doctor]] with one of the girls specifically wanting to see her ''naked''.]]
* In ''[[LightNovel/ImABehemothAnSRankedMonster I'm a Behemoth, an S-Ranked Monster, but Mistaken for a Cat, I Live as an Elf Girl's Pet]]'', the entire male population of a city drools and leers over the female main character, Aria. Her GagBoobs and official adventuring attire don't help. She's aware of it, but ignores it, most of the time.
* ''Manga/KashimashiGirlMeetsGirl'' shows an interesting variety of this trope. After Hazumu swaps gender from male to female, she starts being chased by two girls. Their feelings for Hazumu are treated as pure and deep -- and with a lot more reverence than those of Hazumu's ''male'' childhood friend. He gets treated as a pervert who only wants to get into Hazumu's pants since everybody knows that a lesbian only wants to hold hands with the girl she likes, right?
* A Running Gag of ''Manga/KotouraSan'' is Manabe's imagine spots about different ways of sexualizing Haruka and Haruka's DirtyMindReading that immediately follows.
* In ''Manga/MissMachiko'' the entire school seems to be perverted toward the main character. Especially [[DirtyKid Kenta]], who is often the ring leader of the boys and works out several plots to grope, disrobe, or otherwise act pervy to the eponymous Miss Machiko (or their female classmates).
* ''Manga/MonthlyGirlsNozakiKun'':
** In Chapter 49, judo team members want some illustrated how-to's for grappling. Team captain Mayu draws some based on the {{shoujo}}-style art from his elder brother, the eponymous "Nozaki-kun", a SequentialArtist of that genre. The rest of the team boos at these, claiming they're not sexy enough. Mayu has to use Mikoshiba's [[{{otaku}} racy manga and figurines]] as models, with increasing levels of raciness as fellow members demand more fanservice.
** Chapter 59 sees Mikoshiba sending an email under the pseudonym of "Mamiko" to one of the judo team members who is posting the artwork under the guise that it's a blog for a female student in the team, because well, it'd be seen as a bit suspect if a guy sends a message to a junior high school girl right? The two judo team members promptly react to the email with cheering "HIGH SCHOOL GIRL! MINISKIRT! WHOOOOOOOOO!" after realizing the email has a female name.
* All the main male cast from ''Manhwa/NeedAGirl'', there are the more outspoken ones like Yo-Han, others who follow him like In-Young and Sul-Min, and the most composed one, Han-Kyul, who just can't help when a situation calls for the occasional drooling; even the unnamed male classmates who appear once a chapter shows signs of hormones fervor.
* [[DirtyOldMan Onsokumaru]] of ''Manga/NinjaNonsense'' has this to say on the subject:
-->'''Onsokumaru:''' Perversion is a man's sin. Not to forgive it is a woman's sin.\\
'''Sasuke:''' What are you talking about?\\
'''Onsokumaru:''' I'm saying we're going to peep on them.
* ''LightNovel/OutbreakCompany''. For example, when Shinichi needs to sneak by some guards in Episode 8, he just slips them a hentai doujinshi. It works. Twice.
* In ''Manga/PleaseTellMeGalkoChan'', the three boys in Galko's class -- essentially the main male cast -- are perverts to any degree. All of their conversations either deals with sex or fantasizing about [[GagBoobs Galko]]. Charao, particularly, as he often starts those discussions.
* In ''Manga/PopcornAvatar'', this is played with by Kurando's male classmates to the hilt, to the point where they interpret Kurando's injuries after a battle as the result of him and Lisa [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} "playing rough"]].
* All the recurring male characters in ''Manga/PrisonSchool'' are huge perverts. The five central characters start off the main conflict in the series by getting caught peeping in the girls bath. The principal of the school, [[CovertPervert whom you wouldn't suspect to be a pervert]] given his always stern expression, is quickly revealed to have a butt fetish.
* This appears to be one of the underlying themes in ''Manga/PsychicSquad''. Considering that a lot of those feelings are toward the 10-year-old leads, it's more a case of "All Men Are {{Lolicon|AndShotacon}}s". Even Kaoru, one of the three girls, is called out for her lust for big-breasted women as acting like a perverted old ''man''.
* ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'': Where to start? Ranma often takes advantage of his [[SexShifter female form]] to trick people in his various [[ZanyScheme plots]], Kuno's attitude towards girls he desires is blatantly lustful (he was at one point proclaimed Furinkan High's greatest pervert) though he's more StalkerWithACrush, Ryoga uses Akane's ignorance of his curse to play the part of her beloved pet, and Mousse sometimes tries to take a peek on Shampoo... all of which pale before the exploits of master pervert Happ?sai, whose entire existence seems to revolve around woman's panties. Most of the schoolboys seen are always obsessing over girls, rush to get nude pictures whenever they can, and once during the duel with Mousse when Ranma had a WardrobeMalfunction, all of the boys leaped on stage to get a better look. Early in the series, when Furinkan heard of the BestHerToBedHer proclamation about Akane, nearly the entire male student body was attacking her every morning.
* ''Manga/RosarioPlusVampire'': The main character is one too, but he has much more control over himself than every other male student at [[AllGhoulsSchool Yokai]] [[BoardingSchool Academy]]. ''They'' constantly {{lust}} for the pretty girls in the school, and actually comment on their [[BuxomIsBetter breasts]] in public.
* Due to the influences of her philandering father, Maka of ''Manga/SoulEater'' believes this very strongly, and it doesn't help that her (male) partner gets {{Nosebleed}}s around hot girls. But other than her father, most of the males are actually pretty good guys.
* ''LightNovel/SoICantPlayH'':
** Ryosuke is such a perv that he's known around school as, [[InSeriesNickname "Pervsuke"]] because he's an expert on anything dealing with eroticism. It even becomes the source of his power once he forms a contract [[{{Shinigami}} with Lisara]]. Which enables him to repeatedly restore her power, since he's almost always thinking about sex.
** Also applies to the rest of the male students at his school, with regard [[MsFanservice to Ilia.]] She's a [[BuxomIsBetter buxom]] [[EverybodyLovesBlondes blonde babe]] and a popular TeenIdol. So when she enrolled at their school, she was immediately swarmed by crowds of fans and would-be suitors.
* ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'' plays this straight with more than one villain:
** Literally ''every'' scene Sugou Nobuyuki shares with Asuna has him drooling all over her. He [[PervertedSniffing sniffs her hair]] while she's [[DudeShesLikeInAComa in a coma]], traps her in ALO just to lord over her in a birdcage, constantly gropes and sniffs her, and finally licks her face and rips her clothes off before [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil trying to rape her outright]]. He's even worse in the video game continuity, where he [[PowerPerversionPotential takes advantage of his super account to override Kayaba's Harassment Code and sexually assaults more than one female player]], and his Oberon self in ''Accel World vs. Sword Art Online'' lewds over several other girls before becoming [[SingleTargetSexuality fixated on Asuna]].
** During the Fairy Dance arc, one of Sugou's henchmen starts groping Asuna after recapturing her, only to get bitten for his troubles.
* ''Manga/TonaGura'': Played straight and subverted. Kazuki's best friend Chihaya defends ChivalrousPervert Yuuji by taking the understanding attitude that 'all boys are like that'-to the point of even flashing him some underwear.
* ''Manga/UruseiYatsura'':
** Ataru Moroboshi. In one episode, where a computer hooked up to his brain shows that he loves EVERY girl the most. (Even Lum, a girl who he has been trying to avoid for oh, the entire series?)
** Not just Ataru; [[HandsomeLech Mendou]] is stated to be just as perverted despite his polite facade, Jariten is a DirtyKid who likes looking under the skirts of girls, {{Otaku}} Megane fanboys over naughty shots of Lum, and all of them try to peek in the girls in the Hot springs.
** When a HospitalHottie goes to work as the school nurse, its said every boy in school injured themselves as an excuse to ogle her. Another time, when a girl wasn't wearing a bra during PE, all the schoolboys tried to grope her during Rugby.
** Pretty much the only Teenage boys to ''not'' be perverted in the series are [[SatelliteLoveInterest Inaba]], [[SingleTargetSexuality Rei]], [[DoesNotLikeWomen Tobimaro]], [[spoiler:[[WholesomeCrossDresser Nagisa]]]] and a few one-shot characters.
* Played straight in ''Manga/YuGiOh'' with most of the male cast. Jounouchi and Honda actually lifted Anzu's skirt with a ruler, Kaiba's machine in the Death-T arc touched her breasts, one minor character planned to rape Anzu in one chapter and episode, Honda's nephew buried his face in Anzu's breasts upon meeting her and even Yugi's grandfather commented on Anzu's breasts getting bigger. Yugi, of all people, actually fantasized about looking up Anzu's skirt in the first chapter. I guess Yugi isn't as innocent as he seems.
** Mai and Serenity are also targets for this trope. The abridged series loves pointing out that Mai has large breasts, mostly in the original anime, and Joey and other characters state this multiple times. When Tristan's soul is trapped within the robot monkey, he snuggles against Serenity's chest... and she's his best friend's little sister!
* ''Manga/WorldsEndHarem''
** {{Subverted}}. The UW expects this of Reito Mizuhara because "Number One" was (and because their leaders are mostly {{Straw Feminist}}s), but Reito completely balks at the prospect of being a GlorifiedSpermDonor to women he has no feelings for. [[spoiler: Even after being reunited with Erisa, he only agrees to have sex with Mira with Erisa's blessing (because Erisa is sterile).]]
** Unlike the other two main males, played dead straight: Kyouji Hino thinks the whole idea of being a BreedingSlave is the best thing ever to happen to him.
** {{Zig Zagging|Trope}}. Shota Doi goes from awkward virgin deflowered by [[TeacherStudentRomance his beloved music teacher]], to enthusiastically taking part in the UW's BreedingSlave operation to having the novelty of being able to [[QuestionableConsent legally rape]] girls who were mean to him or whom he fantasized about [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rapidly wear thin]]: it turns out he actually doesn't enjoy casual sex with women who only want him for his sperm.
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* ''Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin'' while it's also VirginShaming, what the main character is subjected to by his "friends" shows just how bad each of them are. The main character, however, is ultimately something of an aversion, as he's actually not that concerned with sex, being more interested in love, and is certainly a lot more mature and grown-up about it than most of the other people around him (including some of the women).
* Nearly all men in ''Film/ActOfVengeance'' ogle women, make lewd comments, and treat rape as nothing serious: suggesting the women want it, and should just lie back in enjoy it. Sgt. Long may be the sole exception. Two guys who joked at least make apologies when the women they're talking with [[DudeNotFunny furiously berates them]], revealing that she'd been raped herself.
* ''Film/AmericanPie'': Granted, it's a sex comedy and focuses on that issue, but the sheer lengths the main characters go to for their goal is ridiculous. All they want is sex and that takes priority over everything else. Sure, by the end of the first movie, they decide it's not that important, but [[BrokenAesop they get it anyway]] and after that, it's all they ever talk about. Even Eugene Levy's character, who as far as we can tell is in a loving relationship with his wife, falls into this: for example, when he buys hardcore pornographic magazines in order to give his son TheTalk.
* With a few notable exceptions, all the male characters in ''Film/{{Hundra}}'' are predatory creeps, much to the shagrin of the title character whose mission is to [[OnlyYouCanRepopulateMyRace find a mate in order to begin repopulating her massacred tribe]].
* Almost any Creator/PaulThomasAnderson movie. Sexual voyeurism in ''Film/BoogieNights'', a call to a phone sex line in ''Film/PunchDrunkLove'', etc. But ''Film/TheMaster'', with its severely sex-addicted main character, takes the cake. ''Film/ThereWillBeBlood'' averts it by going to the other extreme; there are almost no interactions ''at all'' between two characters of the opposite sex (with the exception of a touching romance between two secondary characters).
%%* ''Film/AnimalHouse,'' or really any movie by National Lampoon.
* Jekyll in ''Film/AyoyDrJekyllAndMrHyde'' does stare at Lolita, but it's Johann who utterly, hilariously pervs on Ann, trying for a grope even while getting [[DopeSlap slapped]] by her.
* ''Film/TheBronze'': {{Subverted}}. Hope bluntly hits on a couple Black guys she meets in a bar, offering them a threeway. They first act interested but then turn her down and tell her to leave them alone. She acts surprised, so presumably this had worked before.
* The male characters in ''Film/TheBurning'' are all quite the horndogs.
%%* Every single ''Film/{{Carry On|Series}}'' film made, occasionally to the point were it crosses into sexual harassment.
%%* Referenced in ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''.
%%-->"Monsieur Rick, what kind of man is Captain Renault?"
%%-->"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
%%* ''Film/{{Chinatown}}'', [[PlayedForDrama plays this for drama.]]
* In ''Film/ConanTheDestroyer'', Malak offers to apply a medicinal salve to Zula's injured thigh. She lets him at first but then has to [[DeathGlare remind him]] that the wound is lower. Indeed, when the camera pulls away, the trail of medicine has journeyed far north of the injury.
%%* ''Film/DeathToSmoochy'': Nora Wells herself seems to think so. Sheldon averts the trope, by being demonstrably not a pervert, yet still possessing a healthy interest in sex with women.
* ''Film/TheHairyBird'': Mr. Dewey, a male teacher at an all-girls school, leches on his female students. A group of boys at an all-male school plan [[TheBet a bet]] that humiliates the girls.
* ''Film/DrJekyllAndMsHyde'': Helen's allure attracts every man in the office she works in, even attracting the attention of the homosexual Yves (much to his confusion).
* In ''Film/JustOneOfTheGuys'', the annoying little brother Buddy is a 15-year-old obsessed with sex.
--> '''Terry:''' “Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.”
--> '''Buddy:''' “No, you don't. The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell.”
* Subverted in ''Film/{{Killshot}}''. The mafia girl at the beginning thinks the ProfessionalKiller Blackbird, after finishing his job killing someone else that she was aware of, disturbs her while she's showering because he very blatantly wants to sneak a peek. Instead [[LeaveNoWitnesses he shoots her in the head for having seen his face]].
* ''Film/{{Lockout}}'':
** Treated rather interestingly when one villain, Hydell, is sex-crazed for the female lead (Emily) he ends up stabbing his own brother, Alex, in the chest for a chance to get at her. But his brother -- prior to being stabbed -- inverts this trope by being pretty fed up with his obsession and complains "you're shouting about THAT when we have a serious problem!"
** The protagonist, Snow, also uses this trope interestingly. At times he mocks her with his sexuality (such as when she falls face-first onto his crotch and he tells her that "you don't have to do that, a simple thank-you is enough") but at other times he seems distinctly uninterested in her as a sexual being (such as when he's looking at her leg wound and saying "ew! yuck!" even though it's on her thigh, practically in her crotch).
%%* The original movie version of ''Film/{{MASH}}'', although this is toned down ([[{{Bowdlerise}} and eventually eliminated entirely]]) for the subsequent [[Series/{{MASH}} TV series]].
* ''Film/MonstersCrashThePajamaParty.'' One of the girls asks to make sure the place is warm since they won't be "dressed" for the cold while holding up her red nightgown. One of the guys says, "Igor like sex," and the girl says, "Yeah, we know."
* Virtually every male in ''Film/Ms45'' tries to come on to Thana or her co-workers. At least, [[UnreliableNarrator that we see through her eyes]].
* ''Film/NotAnotherTeenMovie'' is meant to be a parody, so it's understandable, since most of the characters are not really meant to be sympathetic, but there are many instances that invoke this trope such as male students peeking in on a girl's bathroom.
* This is an effect of the ''Film/OtherHalves'' app; it happens to [[AllWomenAreLustful women]], too.
* ''Film/ThePartyAnimal'' has a plot that revolves around a young college student desperately trying to lose his virginity, and the incredible lengths he will go to achieve these ends.
* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest'': Overlapping with IdiotBall when Elizabeth [[SweetPollyOliver disguises herself as a man]] aboard a ship and they find her dress. The captain then announces that the stowaway lady is probably naked -- cue a mad rush to find her (Elizabeth joining of course for pretenses). None of the sailors think that the woman would have put on men's clothes?
* ''Film/{{Porkys}}''. Peeking in the showers of the girl's locker room? Check. Soliciting a girl because you hear she's wild in bed during school hours? Check. Being so desperate for sex that you rely on hookers? Check. Being tricked multiple times with the promise of sex when you should know better? Check.
* In ''{{Film/Repulsion}}'' nearly every male in the film is lecherous, condescending, crude, unfaithful, or all of the above.
* Of the three male characters in ''Film/Revenge2017'', one is cheating on his wife with a beautiful young woman, the second rapes her first chance he gets, and the third lets it happen and then gleefully helps cover it up. The latter two also spend nearly their entire screentime before the rape doing nothing but ogling the female lead.
* ''Film/RevengeOfTheNerds''. The things the protagonists do over the course of the movie include: installing cameras in a sorority house so they can watch them on their television, hiding in women's showers, and selling pies with nude women hidden in the tin for fundraising. At the beginning of the movie, you see the characters calculating the number of breasts in their school. One of the main characters [[BedTrick dresses up in a costume in order to trick a woman into having sex with him]].
* ''Film/RoadTrip'' starts off with an ImAManICantHelpIt moment and quickly devolves from there.
* There are two male characters in ''Film/{{Shame}}'' and both are depicted as sex maniacs.
* ''Film/TheSexTrip'': The movie features several men hitting on "Edna" at every opportunity, especially his best friend Steve, who is not subtle about his attraction to his female body. Eddie is no better at the beginning, being a shallow womanizer who only cares about one-night stands and attracts a crowd of socially awkward men who want to learn to sleep with women. When Eddie learns his lesson and regains his original body, he releases his third book, which looks at things from a women's perspective — and the women are relieved to be understood by at least one man.
* In ''Film/{{Sheitan}}'', the city boys Bart, Ladj, and Thai are only interested in getting into the panties of Eve and Yasmine. Their obsession blinds them to all of the weird events going on around them until it is far too late.
* You would think that Clarice Starling is the only woman in the universe of ''Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs'' that the majority of men have ever seen because nearly every single man hits on her. In the novel, this is played with more. Aside from the homoerotic implications of her sleeping in and thus needing to share a shower with her roommate, she realizes that Dr. Chilton hits on her because he's socially inept. In contrast, one of the entomologists asks her on a date because he really does like her, and it's implied she'd be tempted but for, y'know, the serial killer on the loose.
%%* This belief seems to be at the core of, [[TitleDrop and quite fittingly called,]] ''Film/TheUglyTruth''.
* ''Film/XMenTheLastStand'' [[InvokedTrope invokes]] this, with Rogue telling Bobby, "You're a guy, your mind's only on one thing." Whether he's straying or she's jealous is up to interpretation.
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* These are precisely the words said on ''Series/{{Amen}}'' by Reverend Reuben Gregory after wife Thelma blasts him for his fawning and gushing over his father-in-law's [[HeadTurningBeauty gorgeous new girlfriend]] (played by Creator/HalleBerry, so you can't really blame him). He also frequently displays some HypocriticalHumor along these lines -- among the men on the show, he is the first to chastise the others for eyeballing attractive women and making comments about them -- before wholeheartedly agreeing with them.
* ''Series/BabylonFive'':
** In "[[Recap/BabylonFiveS01E03BornToThePurple Born to the Purple]]", Sinclair and G'Kar track down Londo to a burlesque show.
-->'''Londo:''' Gentlemen, of all things in life, are females not the finest?\\
'''G'Kar:''' On ''that'', Mollari, we can at least agree.
** In another episode, a female journalist interviewing President Sheridan points out the button-camera next to her cleavage "so that men will look in the right direction". Then she has to go and [[VomitDiscretionShot throw up all over that nice dress]]. It's like she's never traveled through quantum space before.
* ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'', of course. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jm8zlLdk7w The "Yakety Sax" chases are parodied in this sketch]] by Ben Elton and Series/{{Harry Enfield|AndChums}}.
* In ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', [[LovableSexManiac Howard]] follows the trope closely. Leonard has his moments, including being willing to go to Creator/JenniferAniston movies just to have sex. Subverted with Sheldon, who finds relationships baffling and repulsive.
* ''Series/{{Bones}}:'' In "[[Recap/BonesS6E10TheBodyInTheBag The Body In The Bag]]", Sweets and Booth have to watch a woman's sex tape [[ItMakesSenseInContext to look for clues about a murder]]. The video was recorded in a [[SpyCam hidden camera]] by the woman's boyfriend because he [[MyGirlIsASlut enjoyed watching her having sex with other men]], and both Sweets and Booth seem to think less of him for it, yet when they watch it, they also both seem entranced by [[SexGoddess how skilled she is in bed]].
-->'''Booth:''' She's very energetic.\\
'''Sweets:''' ''[nodding]'' Paisley's [[FlexibilityEqualsSexAbility very flexible]].\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Sweets:''' Does this qualify as porn or work?\\
'''Booth:''' ...There's an overlap.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** Xander isn't a pervert but is shown to suddenly think about sex at random intervals. Which, thinking about it, [[TruthInTelevision strikes oddly close to home]]. The most prominent example takes place in Season 3's episode, "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E18Earshot Earshot]]", where Buffy gains mind-reading powers.
--->'''Xander:''' ''[thinking]'' What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! [[EverybodyHatesMathematics 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32.]] Naked girls. Naked women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!\\
'''Buffy:''' God, Xander! Is that all you think about?\\
'''Xander:''' Actually... bye.
** And earlier in the episode:
--->'''Buffy:''' ...and the boys of this school are seriously disturbed.
** And Wesley's thoughts, too, centering on Cordelia.
--->'''Wesley:''' I'm a bad man, I'm a bad bad man. ''[runs away]''
** Xander's ill-fated attraction to Faith begins in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E3FaithHopeAndTrick Faith, Hope & Trick]]" when she's sharing a story about how she once got into a fight by three vampires while she [[SleepsInTheNude slept in the nude]] and [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl didn't bother putting her clothes on]] before jumping out and going on a FullFrontalAssault.
-->'''Faith:''' ''[now telling the story about wrestling alligators]''\\
'''Xander:''' --So was this, um, {{ahem}}, ''also'' naked?\\
'''Cordelia:''' Xander? '''[[ClingyJealousGirl Find a new theme.]]'''
** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E14Innocence Innocence]]", when Xander and Cordelia talk their way into the (rather less than) secure munitions storage on the local army base to steal a rocket launcher (partly by telling the guard he wants to show her weapons to get her excited):
--->'''Coredlia:''' Does looking at guns really make you want to have sex?\\
'''Xander:''' [[HormoneAddledTeenager I'm 17. Looking at]] ''[[HormoneAddledTeenager linoleum]]'' [[HormoneAddledTeenager makes me want to have sex]].
** Spike has his moments of perversion too, especially in Season 5. Highlights include breaking into Buffy's house to sniff articles of her clothing, stealing her panties, and ordering a SexBot made in her image. When Xander finds out about the SexBot, he says that it's every guy's dream. Faced by the disapproving looks of the female Scoobies, he says there's too many girls in their group. "I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't have said anything, but he'd get it."
* ''Series/{{Castle}}'':
** "[[Recap/CastleS1E10ADeathInTheFamily A Death in the Family]]": The VictimOfTheWeek is practically a saint...
--->'''Ryan:''' Staff just went through all the files, no other red flags. Any dark secrets in here?\\
'''Esposito:''' Yeah. Dr. Leeds had a weakness... energy bars.\\
'''Ryan:''' ''[snorts]''\\
'''Esposito:''' Volunteered at "Doctors International", did pro bono work; the guy's a boy scout. Hell, he didn't even have any porn on his computer.\\
'''Ryan:''' That's weird.\\
'''Esposito:''' I know.
** Meanwhile, there's Castle himself, [[DiscussedTrope who is unapologetic]].
--->'''Kate Beckett:''' Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?\\
'''Rick Castle:''' Biological. [[ImAManICantHelpIt We can't help it]].\\
'''Beckett:''' But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?\\
'''Castle:''' Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.
** And in a later episode, there is a {{catfight}} between a man's wife and his fiancée... Castle asks to [[PassThePopcorn stop for popcorn]] on the way and Ryan wants him to take pictures.
* An episode of ''Series/ChappellesShow'' has a parody of ''Film/WhatWomenWant'' called ''What Men Want'', where a woman develops the ability to read men's minds. She walks into an elevator, and one by one, every man has some sort of thought about her looks. She's relieved when an eight-year-old walks into the elevator, but then he turns out to be even worse.
* ''Series/{{Community}}'':
** According to Jeff on "[[Recap/CommunityS2E01Anthropology101 Anthropology 101]]", the central message of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is that "all men are monsters who crave young flesh".
** Britta asserts the same thing in "[[Recap/CommunityS2E03ThePsychologyofLettingGo The Psychology of Letting Go]]".
--->'''Britta:''' And you know the reason why we raised more money in 5 minutes of [[MudWrestling oil wrestling]] than we did in 2 days of fundraising?\\
'''Annie:''' Because men are even grosser?\\
'''Britta:''' And when we forget that, they win!
* ''Series/{{Coupling}}'':
** Jeff thinks that all women would be disgusted by men if they read their minds.
-->'''Jeff:''' Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of humankind if you were a space alien with a special mind-ray? Make all women telepathic. Cos' if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they'd kill us all on the spot. Man are not people! We are disgustoids in human form. Women think we are normal... like them, cos' we talk to them like normal people: 'Hello, how are you? Haven't seen you in this place before... What type of music do you like?' But all the time in our brains we got the word 'Breasts' on a loop. If we ever lost control for a second we all start shouting: Breasts! Breasts! Breasts!
** Steve gets several glorious rants about how All Men Are Perverts ''And Proud Of It!'' In the same episode as the title quote, Steve is worried because Susan found one of his porn tapes (it was early in their relationship) and that she might think he is some kind of masturbating pervert, to which all three men immediately agree they all are. Steve made it very clear that just because he liked seeing porn in no way meant he was any less dedicated to Susan and their relationship.
* ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'': Lampooned on "[[Recap/CrazyExGirlfriendS3E1JoshsExGirlfriendWantsRevenge Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Revenge]]" song "Let's Generalize About Men". Rebecca, Paula, Valencia, and Heather commiserate about their relationships, but instead of just focusing on the men in their lives who have wronged them, they fall into misandry and admittedly generalize that all the men in the world only think about sex, are disgusting, emotionally stunted, and don't listen to women -- [[AllTheGoodMenAreGay except for gay men]].
-->'''Rebecca:''' There are no exceptions / All three billion men are like this\\
'''Valencia, Heather, and Paula:''' All 3.6 billion men!
* ''Series/{{Devs}}'': Stewart and Lyndon use their groundbreaking Devs technology to [[spoiler:watch Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller have sex]]. When Katie catches them, she wonders why men always immediately try to use any new technology for porn.
* In ''Series/TheDoctorOzShow'', Dr. Oz admits it's true: one guest stated that the reason most men would rather skip the foreplay is that, "to a man, sex is about having your penis touched and waiting to have your penis touched." He agreed with her quite readily.
* Frequently seen on ''Series/{{ER}}''. Numerous scenes of the female staff ogling attractive male staff members, patients, or relatives of patients are presented as perfectly normal and healthy female sexuality. But when the genders are flipped, the men are made out to be jerks while the women react with disgust at their behavior. An especially bad example occurs when a male doctor is accused of groping a female patient during a breast exam (he didn't, but his attempts to put her at ease by joking about it backfire on him). Without ever hearing the man's side of the story, every woman in sight believes that he assaulted the woman. One even goes so far as to suggest that ''all'' male doctors go to medical school solely to have an excuse to ogle and grope women, and all sanctimoniously (and ''falsely'') insist that they have never and would never harbor improper thoughts about an attractive male patient.
* ''Series/FamilyMatters'' plays it straight, with just about every guy Laura dated (except, of course, for Urkel) being a misogynistic pig. Maxine's pre-Waldo love life isn't much better. Even Urkel isn't exempt from this, with the revelation that his locker combination corresponds to Laura's bust, waist, and hip measurements. It borders on FridgeHorror to wonder just how he found that out, not to mention realizing that he must think about that every single time he opens his locker.
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'':
** In "Sleeping with the Enemy", Frasier thinks his new LoveInterest and rival is possibly using sex to manipulate him and calls her a "conniving FemmeFatale" which leads to this exchange with Daphne:
-->'''Daphne:''' Oh, come on Dr. Crane. It's not as if men have never used sex to get what they want.\\
'''Frasier:''' How can we ''possibly'' use sex to get what we want? Sex ''is'' what we want!
** In another episode, Roz is complaining about how she's been flirting with the guy who regularly sits behind her at professional basketball games, but he ''doesn't'' appear to fall into this trope. It gets so bad she begins to worry about whether there's something disfiguring about the back of her head that he can see but she can't. Frasier points out that he might be married, gay, or -- inconceivably -- attending a basketball game to actually watch the game and not trying to score with women.
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': The list of things done by Joey and Chandler is quite extensive. They give up their apartment in order to [[GirlOnGirlIsHot see Monica and Rachel kiss for one minute]]. They often go to great lengths for porn.
* ''Series/GameOfThrones'': In "[[Recap/GameOfThronesS3E2DarkWingsDarkWords Dark Wings, Dark Words]]", Shae cautions Sansa that men have only one reason for wanting to help pretty girls and [[DirtyOldMan never see themselves as too old]].
* {{Invoked|Trope}} in ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' when Blanche thinks Father Frank is attracted to Dorothy:
-->'''Dorothy:''' Blanche, the man is a priest!\\
'''Blanche:''' The man is a ''man!''
* ''Series/{{House}}''. In "Fidelity", a female patient being examined by House turns out to have some [[BuxomIsBetter impressive breast implants]]. House decides to call in Wilson for a second opinion just so he can appreciate them as well.
* Barney Stinson of ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' has [[ReallyGetsAround slept with almost every woman in New York]], and will use elaborate schemes to get to that point. It helps that most of these women are gullible. Then there's also his long-term plan, involving hypnotizing Marshall and learning Teppanyaki in order to touch Lily's breast (who was pregnant at the time). And while he won't admit it, Ted will often go along with Barney's schemes or follow him to the strip club.
* The protagonist of ''Series/IJustWantMyPantsBack'' begins the show incredibly distraught over not having had sex for ''six whole weeks''. [[SarcasmMode However did he keep from slitting his own throat after Week 1?]]
* ''Series/JustShootMe'':
** This is overdone in a season in which "Kaylee", is added to the cast and the three main male characters began [[DudeMagnet falling all over each other to try to date her]] -- despite that they all work in top positions at a ''Fashion magazine'', where ''[[HeadTurningBeauty supermodels]]'' practically ooze out of the woodwork -- and with whom Jack (and Elliot) regularly have affairs, and even the geeky Dennis Finch is able to marry a supermodel played by Creator/RebeccaRomijn. In contrast, "Kaylee" is rather psychotic, and is fairly average-looking, being short with a heart-shaped face.
** It's also parodied in the episode "Two Girls For Every Boy" in which Finch is able to get a ton of errands taken care of and get numerous men to assist him upon explaining that he needs to get these things done in order to get to watch [[GirlOnGirlIsHot two women having sex]], or even better, [[AThreesomeIsHot participate]]. In particular, the passport official who helps him renew a passport that isn't his (which is illegal, as the man himself tells him), and the gang members who go from being ready to beat him up to help him paint an apartment. At the episode's conclusion, the plan falls through, and although disappointed, the throng of men who were rooting for him still applaud his efforts.
* ''Series/LegendOfTheSeeker'': Richard might be a formidable warrior, but he's still a young man and his libido causes him to get in trouble a couple of times.
** In "Elixir", Richard [[AccidentalPervert accidentally walks]] on Kahlan as she's taking a WaterfallShower and gets a view of her [[ToplessnessFromTheBack naked back]] with only some [[SceneryCensor strategic placed leaves preserving her modesty]]. He gets so {{distracted|ByTheSexy}} that he misses the fact a thief snuck into camp and is stealing the horses. Later when Zedd scolding him on "What can distract a seeker", Kahlan can only look at him accusingly.
** In "Mirror", a pair of thieves in possession of a MagicMirror that lets them change their appearance wants to steal Richard's [[CoolSword Sword of Truth]] and the thief claims she will use the one tool even someone like the Seeker will be defenseless against. Which is taking Kahlan's appearance and trying to seduce him by convincing him to go SkinnyDipping with her, complete with a DressHitsFloor, which Richard quickly obliges. All while his partner sneaks in and steals the sword without Richard noticing. When the real Kahlan finds out, she's again pissed off at him.
%%* Hawkeye, Trapper, and Henry in ''Series/{{MASH}}'', and to a lesser extent, Klinger and Radar (although with the latter, it's more wishing than actually doing). Many of the camp visitors, specially in the earlier seasons, confirm the trope as well.
%%* ''Series/TheManShow'', which is supposed to be about stereotypical guys, includes this trope.
* One ''Series/NCISLosAngeles'' episode has the other team members get surprised when Sam, who is married with two daughters, speaks favorably of a picture of a pair of attractive call girls. He shrugs it off with, "I'm married, not dead."
* ''Series/NeverHaveIEver'': Overlapping with HormoneAddledTeenager, the principal accuses Ben of this -- specifically, just wanting to see "teenage boobs bouncing around" when he mentions his girlfriend's upcoming field hockey game.
* ''Series/TheProfessionals''.
** At the end of "Killer With A Long Arm" [[DaChief Cowley]] catches Bodie and Doyle sniggering over a long-range sniper rifle they've captured. He takes a peek through the telescopic sight and sure enough finds it [[NaughtyBirdwatching pointed at a scantily-dressed girl in an apartment a couple of miles away]]. Cowley chews out the shamefaced pair...then corrects their estimation of the girl's dimensions.
** "Black Out" opens with our heroes eagerly speeding across London to investigate a case involving an unconscious blonde wearing only a pink bra and panties.
* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':
** The infamous episode "[[Recap/SeinfeldS4E11TheContest The Contest]]" revolves around men's ability to refrain from masturbation as the main cast competes to see who can go the longest without doing so, with the winner getting $100 from each of the losing men and $150 from Elaine, who had to pay extra to be allowed to enter the contest since the other three assumed that, as a woman, she would have the advantage. [[AllWomenAreLustful She was the second one eliminated]]. Then again, she ''is'' OneOfTheBoys.
--->'''Jerry:''' It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man! Men, we ''have'' to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like... shaving.\\
'''Elaine:''' Oh, that is such baloney. I shave my legs!\\
'''Kramer:''' Not every day.
** "The Abstinence" showed what happened to a man or woman if they abstained from sex for some time. George's girlfriend gets mono and they can't have sex for six weeks. In that time, George ends up becoming significantly more intelligent and starts fixing most of the problems in his life along with learning at a great pace. Jerry explains to him that previously, 99% of his brainpower was focused solely towards getting sex, and now that he's resigned himself to not getting any for a while, that part was finally free to think about other things for the first time ever. After the six weeks are up, George decides that he prefers being smart and breaks up with his girlfriend, planning to abstain from sex from the rest of his life... until the Portuguese he learns helps him pick up a hot Portuguese waitress (he did the math in his head and determined that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, so he took it). After he has sex he immediately reverts back to normal. Meanwhile, Elaine sees what has happened to George and stops having sex with her medical intern boyfriend so that he can get smart enough to finally pass his doctor's licensing exam (he's failed it several times already). While this works, Elaine herself becomes significantly ''dumber'' without sex, and Jerry explains that the reverse is happening to her: Men's obsession with sex means that women can normally get it so easily they take it for granted, and don't have to think about it at all. Without sex, most of her brainpower has been diverted to thinking about sex instead of other things. We don't see how the lack of sex affected George's girlfriend, but after the six weeks are up she makes it very clear that she needs sex as soon as possible, so presumably the same thing that happened to Elaine happened to her.
** In "The Nose Job", Jerry is dating a woman who's very attractive but also very dumb and unlikable, and he's debating whether or not to break up with her. He says this inner struggle is like a chess game between his brain and his penis... and he's letting his penis win. This eventually leads to a rather humorous [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WyojQFJY1w&t=3m4s visual metaphor]]. His brain finally wins and he breaks it off, though this is treated like an upset.
--->'''George:''' You're not letting him win. He wins 'til you're 40.\\
'''Jerry:''' Then what?\\
'''George:''' He still wins, but it's not a blowout.
** In "The Secretary", George refuses to hire an attractive woman to be his secretary, knowing that he'll be too DistractedByTheSexy to get any work done at all. As he tells one, "If I hire you, it's only a matter of time before you file a sexual harassment complaint." He ends up hiring a dour-looking woman... who proves to be so hypercompetent that it becomes a GeekyTurnOn for George and he ends up having sex with her anyway.
* Used subtly for the odd throwaway joke in ''Series/StargateSG1''.
** In "[[Recap/StargateSG1S1E14Singularity Singularity]]" Jack is revealed to be an amateur astronomer. Carter points out that the telescope on Jack's roof isn't there to spy on neighbors. Jack makes the side comment, "Not at first." Since Jack isn't a conspiracy nut, we can assume that the spying would be only on his female neighbors.
** In "[[Recap/StargateSG1S7E21LostCityPart1 Lost City]]" Jack is speaking in tongues due to having the knowledge of the Ancients downloaded into his head and fills out a crossword with words from the Ancient language. Sam remains skeptical because he also answered "[[HeadTurningBeauty celestial body]]" with "Creator/UmaThurman".
** In another episode, [[ButtMonkey Sgt. Siler]] catches sight of Sam and Vala in street clothes (instead of [=BDUs=]) and [[TheDoorSlamsYou walks right into a door]].
* Between Quark and Grilka in ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' while celebrating (prematurely) Quark's apparent success in saving her house. "I really am grateful for all you’ve done, Quark. That’s why I’m going to let you take your hand off my thigh, instead of shattering every bone in your body."
* On ''Series/That70sShow'', it's rare for Kelso and Fez to not think about anything other than perverted thoughts or hitting on almost every woman they met, even if it is their friends' mother. Though Kelso somewhat grows over time, [[spoiler:especially after he has a daughter]]. Eric and Hyde are just as bad as well with the former often wanting to have sex with Donna, even at the most inappropriate time such as next to a feminist rally.
* In one episode of ''Series/ThreesCompany'', Jack is pushed by Janet and Larry to sue his new boss because of her sexual harassment. He ends up losing the case because the judge sees his use of cologne and style of dress as "just asking for it", reprimanding him for luring women in to take advantage of them.
* Some of [[Series/TheTonightShow Jay Leno]]'s jokes come from this premise. Kevin Eubanks often gets treated as an exception, but in general it's assumed in the jokes that this trope holds.
%%* On ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' [[AnythingThatMoves Majorly Jack]], also Owen, and sometimes [[CovertPervert Ianto.]]
* ''Series/TrueBlood'':
** Sookie Stackhouse is [[{{Telepathy}} telepathic]]. She gave up dating because she was [[DirtyMindReading tired of hearing all the disgusting things that men were thinking about]] while she was out with them. One reason she falls for Bill Compton, a vampire, is because she can't hear his thoughts. [[spoiler: Too bad Bill was using this to manipulate his way into a relationship with her. And as we find out later, some of the things Bill has done in his lifetime (which includes ''rape'' and ''human trafficking'') puts a lot of the perverted thoughts of other guys to shame.]]
** It's later invoked when Pam and Sarah are being watched by Mr. Gus' Yakuza thugs who don't speak English, but suddenly perk up when Pam mentions the whorehouse she used to run.
--->'''Pam:''' Oh they understood ''that''.
* ''Series/UFO1970'' naturally, given the shows' in-your-face {{Fanservice}}. In one episode the aliens are using a weapon [[TimeStandsStill that freezes time]]. Straker enters the film studio [[FrontOrganisation used to disguise]] SHADO headquarters and sees an actor permanently "glancing" down the cleavage of the well-endowed actress opposite him. Even TheStoic Straker is apparently not immune -- in "Close Up" he uses a sophisticated macroscope to look up the skirt of a posing Lieutenant [[MsFanservice Gay Ellis]]. Supposedly it's part of a demonstration on how it's impossible to judge magnification without reference points, but even after he gets the point Straker zooms in for a second look... you're not fooling anyone, you sly dog!
* {{Discussed|Trope}} in an episode of ''Series/TheWestWing'', similar to a ''Buffy'' example above:
-->'''Rev. Van Dyke:''' Show the average American teenage male a condom and his mind will turn to thoughts of lust.\\
'''Toby Ziegler:''' Show the average American teenage male a ''lug wrench'' and his mind'll turn...\\
'''C.J. Cregg:''' Toby!
* ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess'':
** Joxer is a ButtMonkey and CasanovaWannabe that's often portrayed as a pervert, much to the heroine's distress. He once got caught [[OutdoorBathPeeping spying on some amazons as they bathed]] and almost got executed as a result. He doesn't even protest about being accused of being a pervert.
-->'''Kids:''' Pervert. Loser. Fat creep!\\
'''Joxer:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not fat! I'm not fat you little monsters!]]
** In "Altared States", Xena and Gabrielle are SkinnyDipping in a river when some soldiers chasing a boy come across them. Xena decides to [[SexySurfacingShot slowly emerge from the water]], knowing the soldiers would be [[DistractedByTheSexy too entranced by the sight to attack her]] before she got close enough to her weapons to take them out.
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* ''VideoGame/ArTonelico3'' has Saki's level 3 [[MentalWorld Cosmosphere]], where Saki is forced to perform a strip show in front of every male, and apparently they are drooling all over her. Lampshaded after TheHero rescues her.
* Henchmen in the ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamSeries'' (except TYGER guards and Arkham Knight's militia) always have pervy dialog when talking about the female characters, despite the fact that they will try their best to punch Catwoman and Batgirl to death while making those remarks in combat challenges.
* From the game ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}'', we have Nine, who seems to make this trope her personal mantra. She has this, sometimes justified, other times irrational, phobia that men are perverts looking to take advantage of her younger sister [[GenkiGirl Celica]]. It doesn't help that Celica is a NaiveEverygirl who'll trust ''anyone'' she meets. This nearly had her ''[[DisproportionateRetribution frying Bloodedge alive with fire magic]]'' when she ''thought'' he was trying to make a move on Celica. And him trying to explain the situation to her doesn't seem to change her mind.
* Most guys in ''VideoGame/DevilSurvivor2'' belong here. Daichi and Joe in particular. TheHero, too, if you play him that way. There's even a part when you can join in a peeping excursion at the girls' medical examinations.
* The Jemnezmy family of enemies in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' will use a move that [[StatusEffects Confuses]] male party members. Including [[SingleTargetSexuality Vincent]]. Including [[TeamPet Cait Sith]]. ''Including [[TokenNonhuman Red XIII]]'', who [[GameplayAndStorySegregation explicitly states that he has no sexual interest in bipeds]].
* Laura's overprotective mother in ''[[VideoGame/{{Gateway}} Gateway II: Homeworld]]'' thinks so, despite the girl in question having only met her neighbor Mike within a few days with a simple ride home. [[spoiler: Eventually, the mother believes that her only solution to this problem is to kill herself by [[DrivenToSuicide driving the family car into a telephone pole]]. Oh, and Mike is who you play as, in case you didn't figure that out by your character's shape.]]
* Kreia in ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords'' assumes the player (if male) only accepts Visas and the Handmaiden into the party because he might get to have sex with them. Those dialogue trees have some insanely funny {{Unusual Euphemism}}s, including such gems as "charge up her loading ramp."
* ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry'': In several games, virtually all the males talk about sex constantly. For example, in ''Love for Sail'' all the males on the cruise are eagerly competing in the competition to sleep with the ship's captain.
* One of the first quests in ''VideoGame/LunarWalkingSchool'' deals with the male students stealing all of the female students' food and laundry. When confronted, the masterminds of the scheme declare that the girls would get too fat if they ate too much, and without extra clothes, they'll have to be totally naked whenever they wash what's left. Glaringly, while the students were going through a SecretTestOfCharacter for their entrance exam, there's no indication that the boys received any punishment from the school staff for their actions. (''[[UpdatedRerelease Magic School Lunar]]'' notably completely removes this whole sequence of events.)
* ''VideoGame/MetalGear'':
** Hilariously, you can go through a fair amount of ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2|SonsOfLiberty}}'' by laying Girly Mags on the floor. [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy The guards]] almost always stop to look at it. The magazine items continue to appear in subsequent games, but their effectiveness varies.
** In ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 3|SnakeEater}}: [[UpdatedRerelease Subsistence]]'''s now-defunct online mode, only canon gay Raikov is immune to the magazine. In [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots MGS4's]] online mode, [[LesYay not even female PCs]] are immune.
** Women are immune to the magazine in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPortableOps'', making female-guard-filled areas a little more difficult to get through. The "[[UnusualEuphemism Artist]]" ability makes male characters immune to magazines. Raikov has this ability, incidentally.
** In ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 4|GunsOfThePatriots}}'' you don't even need the magazine; the Metal Gear [=Mk2=] can decloak and flash some risque images on its LCD screen.
* Almost all of the residents of ''VideoGame/MogekoCastle'' are explicitly out to 'play' with Yonaka, considering her a 'highly valuable high school girl!' When she meets the first of the special Mogeko, the Slightly Strange Mogeko, it's noted that what makes him slightly strange is his total lack of interest in her.
* Nathyrra in ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights Hordes of the Underdark'' is almost completely oblivious to this trope. She has trouble figuring out what you are talking about if you ask her if her expression of concern that you might be disoriented by the Underdark constitutes flirting among the drow.
* ''VideoGame/Persona5'': Male party member Ryuji Sakamoto talks your male Protagonist into calling a maid service at the end of May based on a rather questionable flyer. Another male classmate, Yuki Mishima, also barges into your plan after hearing Ryuji.
-->'''Ryuji:''' Maids! M-A-I-D-S! That will do anything! For! You!! So? ...So!?
* Specifically the ghosts in ''VideoGame/TheSexyBrutale'', and it's justified since nobody can see or hear them. Most of them seem perverted particularly toward Tequila Belle and Willow Blue. There's a large number of ghosts where Tequila is or would be, such as the music rooms and theater. It's implied that Willow was in the library on Saturday morning, where there's another ghost complaining about the lack of smut. Moreover, one ghost rummages through Willow's room for naughty material and then Willow has to tell him off for trying to feel up Tequila.
* A common occurrence throughout the ''VideoGame/ShadowHearts'' franchise, starting from Edward visiting a monastery because he heard the new owner "had quite a lot of harlots" in the first game, ''Koudelka''.
* The narrative itself in ''VideoGame/SilentHill2'' doesn't seem to really support this (Eddie, for example, is a man, but isn't implied to have a sexual [[BlackBugRoom Otherworld]]), but Angela tells James that she fully believes all men are only after sex, her view of them having been warped by severe sexual abuse at the hands of her male relatives. James himself also has an extremely sexualized Otherworld, influenced by his frustration at not being able to sleep with his wife during her terminal illness.
* Referenced briefly in ''VideoGame/StarCraft'' when Kerrigan (a telepath) meets Jim Raynor for the first time and promptly calls him a pig for thinking about her in a dirty fashion. In the novels, we learn that female ghosts have to deal with this issue all the time, Raynor is just more straightforward.
* Subverted in ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''. During a short skit in the desert, the female members of the party all express a strong desire to shower as soon as they find enough water, and Luke also starts musing to himself, out loud. All the women immediately start berating him, to his genuine confusion... prompting Jade to make an aside to Guy about his luck that they didn't notice ''Guy'' was the one actually drooling at the thought of women showering.
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* ''Series/{{UFO}}'' naturally, given the shows' in-your-face {{Fanservice}}. In one episode the aliens are using a weapon [[TimeStandsStill that freezes time]]. Straker enters the film studio [[FrontOrganisation used to disguise]] SHADO headquarters and sees an actor permanently "glancing" down the cleavage of the well-endowed actress opposite him. Even TheStoic Straker is apparently not immune -- in "Close Up" he uses a sophisticated macroscope to look up the skirt of a posing Lieutenant [[MsFanservice Gay Ellis]]. Supposedly it's part of a demonstration on how it's impossible to judge magnification without reference points, but even after he gets the point Straker zooms in for a second look... you're not fooling anyone, you sly dog!

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* ''Website/BabylonBee'': [[https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-men-would-eat-any-fruit-given-to-them-by-a-naked-woman "Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman"]]

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* ''Film/TheSexTrip'': The movie features several men hitting on "Edna" at every opportunity, especially his best friend Steve, who is not subtle about his attraction to his female body. Eddie is no better at the beginning, being a shallow womanizer who only cares about one-night stands and attracts a crowd of socially awkward men who want to learn to sleep with women. When Eddie learns his lesson and regains his original body, he releases his third book, which looks at things from a women's perspective — and the women are relieved to be understood by at least one man.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven2''. Charlie doesn't even hesitate to jump up on stage during Sasha's number and try to kiss her and only doesn't because he's a ghost at that point. Even when he becomes tangible again, he continues to follow and hit on her and passes on his ability to talk to humans by turning invisible and reappearing in front of her to give her [[Forceful Kiss a long, hard kiss on the mouth]].

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* In ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven2''. Charlie doesn't even hesitate to jump up on stage during Sasha's number and try to kiss her and only doesn't because he's a ghost at that point. Even when he becomes tangible again, he continues to follow and hit on her and passes on his ability to talk to humans by turning invisible and reappearing in front of her to give her [[Forceful Kiss [[ForcefulKiss a long, hard kiss on the mouth]].
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* In ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven2''. [[AntiHero Charlie]] makes no hesitation during [[DefrostingIceQueen Sasha]]'s number to jump up on stage and try to kiss her then and there. He doesn't get a chance, since he's a ghost and she can't see him, but it doesn't stop him from following her around and continuing to hit on her, eventually tricking her into kissing him, once he gets his magic collar from Red.

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* In ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven2''. [[AntiHero Charlie]] makes no hesitation during [[DefrostingIceQueen Sasha]]'s number to jump up on stage and try to kiss her then and there. He doesn't get a chance, since he's a ghost and she can't see him, but it doesn't stop him from following her around and continuing to hit on her, eventually tricking her into kissing him, once he gets his magic collar from Red.

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* ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen'': Jean Grey, the MsFanservice of the team and who has telepathy, has a RunningGag with her being annoyed that all men picture her naked or in her underwear. Even ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'', who is an otherwise good and loyal boyfriend to Mary Jane.[[note]]Then again, in Spider Man's case it happened AFTER she thanked him for not doing it, in a pure 'Don't think of a pink elephent' moment.[//note]]

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* With a few notable exceptions, all the male characters in ''Film/{{Hundra}}'' are predatory creeps, much to the shagrin of the title character whose mission is to [[OnlyYouCanRepopulateMyRace find a mate in order to begin repopulating her massacred tribe]].
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* ''Literature/Alice2014'': Subverted. [[spoiler: It's heavily implied that Christopher was abused by his female boss as a child and fears her doing the same to the children at the asylum when he isn't around.]]
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Compare AllGaysArePromiscuous (what happens when there aren't any [[AllWomenArePrudes women involved to say no]]), AllWomenAreDomsAllMenAreSubs (as long as he has [[WorthIt a chance to get some sex]] out of it), ImAManICantHelpIt (focuses more specifically on the idea that a man can't function without sex instead of a universal perversion), AManIsAlwaysEager (which purports that "real men" ''never'' say no to sex when presented with the opportunity, no matter the circumstances) and NerdsAreVirgins (just because you're a pervert doesn't mean you get laid).

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* ''Manga/WorldsEndHarem''
** {{Subverted}}. The UW expects this of Reito Mizuhara because "Number One" was (and because their leaders are mostly {{Straw Feminist}}s), but Reito completely balks at the prospect of being a GlorifiedSpermDonor to women he has no feelings for. [[spoiler: Even after being reunited with Erisa, he only agrees to have sex with Mira with Erisa's blessing (because Erisa is sterile).]]
** Unlike the other two main males, played dead straight: Kyouji Hino thinks the whole idea of being a BreedingSlave is the best thing ever to happen to him.
** {{Zig Zagging|Trope}}. Shota Doi goes from awkward virgin deflowered by [[TeacherStudentRomance his beloved music teacher]], to enthusiastically taking part in the UW's BreedingSlave operation to having the novelty of being able to [[QuestionableConsent legally rape]] girls who were mean to him or whom he fantasized about [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome rapidly wear thin]]: it turns out he actually doesn't enjoy casual sex with women who only want him for his sperm.
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* "Je Loopt Je Lul Achterna" ("You Walk Behind Your Dick") by Music/DoeMaar from their album ''Music/{{Virus}}'' about a man who was adulterous and lost his partner as a result.

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* "Je Loopt Je Lul Achterna" ("You Walk Behind Your Dick") by Music/DoeMaar from their album ''Music/{{Virus}}'' ''Music/VirusAlbum'' about a man who was adulterous and lost his partner as a result.
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** Sookie Stackhouse is [[{{Telepathy}} telepathic]]. She gave up dating because she was [[DirtyMindReading tired of hearing all the disgusting things that men were thinking about]] while she was out with them. One reason she falls for Bill Compton, a vampire, is because she can't hear his thoughts.

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* Due to her having an erotic author as a father who’s also a major pervert, Ao from ''Ao-chan Can’t Study'' firmly believes all the boys in her school only want sex out of girls. Hilarity ensues when NiceGuy Kijima takes an interest in her and she mistakes almost every situation as him wanting to get physical with her.
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* ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen'': Jean Grey, the MissFanservice of the team and who has telepathy, has a RunningGag with her being annoyed that all men picture her naked or in her underwear. Even ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'', who is an otherwise good and loyal boyfriend to Mary Jane.

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* TheProtagonist of ''Series/IJustWantMyPantsBack'' begins the show incredibly distraught over not having had sex for ''six whole weeks''. [[SarcasmMode However did he keep from slitting his own throat after Week 1?]]

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